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"She's a poet!! ![]() With pigtails Naughty woman ![]() | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone " Evening Nat, Hows your day been? MrsAbz | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone " Hello Nat Hope your well x | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Evening Nat, Hows your day been? MrsAbz" My days been good thanks for asking hopefully yous had been good also | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Hello Nat Hope your well x" Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone " Hello Nat. The nights always more fun with you here gorgeous. ![]() | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Evening Nat, Hows your day been? MrsAbz My days been good thanks for asking hopefully yous had been good also " It has been lazier than it should have been but it happens. Glad you've had a good day. Much planned this eve and tomorrow? MrsAbz | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Hello Nat Hope your well x Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well " I am. The snookers on lol | |||
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"Hey, hope it's ok to jump in ![]() Of course, most lovely to see you. What is the drink of choice tonight? MrsAbz | |||
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"Hello Mrs Abz. Hello Nocturnal Creatures. ![]() Evening gorgeous, How are you this fine evening? MrsAbz | |||
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"She's a poet!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Um, well... maybe ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not. ![]() Plug away ![]() | |||
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"Hey, hope it's ok to jump in ![]() Had a few housework helpful toffee apple ciders this evening, now having a Disaronno and Hope you've had a fab day? | |||
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"Evening all, how's things? Licking wounds from the rugby " Evening I saw the score ![]() | |||
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"Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not. ![]() Evening What type? I'm starving this eve! MrsAbz | |||
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"Hello Hope everyone had wonderful day today Work all day today tomorrow and Monday Nip in shower before dinner gets delivered ![]() Hey What's for dinner bbwlover?? | |||
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"Hello Sinister Hello curvaceous Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening I'm the weird one lol" Tbf its Saturday, I deserve a wee one MrsAbz | |||
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"Hey, hope it's ok to jump in ![]() Lazy but I have made a pina colada (old school I know) Toffee apple ciders sounds delightful, hope you enjoyed? MrsAbz | |||
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"Hello Sinister Hello curvaceous Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening I'm the weird one lol Tbf its Saturday, I deserve a wee one MrsAbz " I'm sure he's ample size ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not. ![]() Beef Madras. Fillet diced beef and all the spices, with full fat butter! ![]() | |||
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"Hello Sinister Hello curvaceous Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening I'm the weird one lol Tbf its Saturday, I deserve a wee one MrsAbz I'm sure he's ample size ![]() ![]() ![]() Plenty to share ![]() | |||
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"Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not. ![]() ![]() Omg that sounds deliciois. Does ir smell divine, I am drooling at the thought | |||
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"Hello Sinister Hello curvaceous Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening I'm the weird one lol Tbf its Saturday, I deserve a wee one MrsAbz I'm sure he's ample size ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() In the London? Sounds painful | |||
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"Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not. ![]() ![]() It smells like a five star indian restuarant in here! ![]() | |||
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"Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not. ![]() ![]() I have to say no, nope, no way lol I run away from anything spicy | |||
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"Hello Sinister Hello curvaceous Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening I'm the weird one lol Tbf its Saturday, I deserve a wee one MrsAbz I'm sure he's ample size ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Probably is as he is just back from Portugal... jealous? Me? No, no not at all | |||
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"Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not. ![]() ![]() ![]() Argh, so hungry! I love all the spicy. I'll have Shy's share please? | |||
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"Crazy bars " Hey Crazy bars where? Crazy frogs maybe | |||
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"Hey, hope it's ok to jump in ![]() I love a Pina Colada! Brothers toffee apple cider, I highly recommend it though it's quite gassy so wonderful if you're into burping competitions lol | |||
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"Hello Sinister Hello curvaceous Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening I'm the weird one lol" Hello SS. Lovely to see you. | |||
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"Crazy bars " Evening Marvin, Crazy is as crazy does ![]() | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Hello Nat. The nights always more fun with you here gorgeous. ![]() Awww thank you so much and that is very lovely off you to say x | |||
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"Evening all, how's things? Licking wounds from the rugby Evening I saw the score ![]() In another thread there is already talk of boycotting tunnocks bars | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Evening Nat, Hows your day been? MrsAbz My days been good thanks for asking hopefully yous had been good also It has been lazier than it should have been but it happens. Glad you've had a good day. Much planned this eve and tomorrow? MrsAbz" Quite right on the lazy day and me it’s ufc to night and lazy day tomorrow x | |||
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"Hello Sinister Hello curvaceous Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening I'm the weird one lol Hello SS. Lovely to see you. " Hey Where's the bloody waving emoji SS and SS in the fab house | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Hello Nat Hope your well x Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well I am. The snookers on lol " Ooo how wonderful snooker | |||
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"Hey, hope it's ok to jump in ![]() Pina is my fav, plus you can sing the song ![]() | |||
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"Hello Hope everyone had wonderful day today Work all day today tomorrow and Monday Nip in shower before dinner gets delivered ![]() Fancied something a bit different went for large donner kebab extra salad chips sure I have jar of mint sauce languishing in back of cupboard somewhere ![]() | |||
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"Hello Hope everyone had wonderful day today Work all day today tomorrow and Monday Nip in shower before dinner gets delivered ![]() ![]() Each to their own lol enjoy ![]() | |||
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"Completely forgotten about dinner, anyone want to share a Chinese?! " Leftover breakfast? ![]() | |||
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"Completely forgotten about dinner, anyone want to share a Chinese?! " Please! Pick me, am starving | |||
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"It's a full moon tonight! Spooky. My feet are tired. Hope everyone is having a good evening. ![]() Good evening Meli Can you soak in some scented warm water? Or maybe have a foot rubber on stand by ![]() | |||
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"It's a full moon tonight! Spooky. My feet are tired. Hope everyone is having a good evening. ![]() Evening Meli, Lovely to see you. The moon is massive here tonight. Have you had a busy day? | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Hello Nat Hope your well x Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well I am. The snookers on lol Ooo how wonderful snooker " I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom ![]() | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Evening Nat, Hows your day been? MrsAbz My days been good thanks for asking hopefully yous had been good also It has been lazier than it should have been but it happens. Glad you've had a good day. Much planned this eve and tomorrow? MrsAbz Quite right on the lazy day and me it’s ufc to night and lazy day tomorrow x " Sundays are for lazing! Its practically law you know | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Hello Nat Hope your well x Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well I am. The snookers on lol Ooo how wonderful snooker I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom ![]() Snooker is awesome but have to say I more a Ronny fan ha ha | |||
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"Evening all, how's things? Licking wounds from the rugby Evening I saw the score ![]() I am sorry but I just can't get behind that idea. Ban something less tasty please? | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Evening Nat, Hows your day been? MrsAbz My days been good thanks for asking hopefully yous had been good also It has been lazier than it should have been but it happens. Glad you've had a good day. Much planned this eve and tomorrow? MrsAbz Quite right on the lazy day and me it’s ufc to night and lazy day tomorrow x Sundays are for lazing! Its practically law you know" Yip it is that 1000% | |||
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"Hello Hope everyone had wonderful day today Work all day today tomorrow and Monday Nip in shower before dinner gets delivered ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you | |||
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"Hello Hope everyone had wonderful day today Work all day today tomorrow and Monday Nip in shower before dinner gets delivered ![]() ![]() ![]() If you were offering I'd share the salad and chips ![]() | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Hello Nat Hope your well x Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well I am. The snookers on lol Ooo how wonderful snooker I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom ![]() Ah! Now I see why you like the snooker - just an excuse to watch the mens bending ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() Hello welcome to the party | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() Evening Davina ![]() | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Hello Nat Hope your well x Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well I am. The snookers on lol Ooo how wonderful snooker I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom ![]() I always think he looks like he can just storm off. But he is so watchable too | |||
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"Evening all, how's things? Licking wounds from the rugby Evening I saw the score ![]() What's a tunnock bar ![]() | |||
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"The Chinese takeaway will take too long so I'm taking the sophisticated route and air frying some cheese and mushroom crispy pancakes instead ![]() Omg airfryers are the best invention. How did we manage before them? | |||
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"Hello Hope everyone had wonderful day today Work all day today tomorrow and Monday Nip in shower before dinner gets delivered ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm not very experimental with food lol | |||
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"Evening all, how's things? Licking wounds from the rugby Evening I saw the score ![]() ![]() Shy, are you serious? I will have to post you a pack! | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Hello Nat Hope your well x Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well I am. The snookers on lol Ooo how wonderful snooker I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom ![]() ![]() Yep ![]() | |||
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"The Chinese takeaway will take too long so I'm taking the sophisticated route and air frying some cheese and mushroom crispy pancakes instead ![]() Enjoy ![]() | |||
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"Evening all, how's things? Licking wounds from the rugby Evening I saw the score ![]() I agree, I'm happy to not drink irn bru | |||
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"Evening all, how's things? Licking wounds from the rugby Evening I saw the score ![]() ![]() I'm serious ![]() | |||
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"Evening all, how's things? Licking wounds from the rugby Evening I saw the score ![]() ![]() You're in for a treat. They're lovely. | |||
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"Evening all, how's things? Licking wounds from the rugby Evening I saw the score ![]() That is... irn bru is lush. It fixes hangovers, its bubbly and orange. There is nothing not to love. Just devastated by this betrayal. Truly, you've cut me to the bone | |||
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"Evening all, how's things? Licking wounds from the rugby Evening I saw the score ![]() ![]() I'm googling | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Hello Nat Hope your well x Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well I am. The snookers on lol Ooo how wonderful snooker I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom ![]() He’s such a awesome player in terms off raw snooker | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() Hi Nat x | |||
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"The Chinese takeaway will take too long so I'm taking the sophisticated route and air frying some cheese and mushroom crispy pancakes instead ![]() ![]() Thank you! ![]() | |||
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"Evening all, how's things? Licking wounds from the rugby Evening I saw the score ![]() ![]() ![]() This is frankly a situation that cannot be allowed to continue. You need to have them in your life. Trust me | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() Thanks MrsAbz ![]() | |||
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"Wonko is in And the devilish Davina ![]() Hi Shy ![]() | |||
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"Air fryers are amazing! I don't think I've seen a Tunnocks bar but do love a Tunnocks tea cake (or 5) " Like jaffa cakes, they are meant for entire pack in one go eating. It is the way of the tea cake. Why else would they be so tasty? | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Hello Nat Hope your well x Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well I am. The snookers on lol Ooo how wonderful snooker I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom ![]() I do like Jack too, he's got that rawness too | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() Hopefully your have a good night x | |||
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"Wonko is in And the devilish Davina ![]() ![]() Hi Vina ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() Does cheer me up no end ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Not in Yes you are Wonko ![]() ![]() Says who? | |||
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"I've just googled tunnock bars..... now I know but still never had one " Travesty! | |||
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"Wonko is in And the devilish Davina ![]() .. You can't make me! | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() It's okay. Chill so far. | |||
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"Not in Yes you are Wonko ![]() ![]() We do wonko We do ![]() | |||
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"Hi !" Hello temptress! ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh Jaffa Cakes, anyone else bite the rim (easy tigers) eat the sponge then suck the choccy off the orange jelly or is that just me?! ![]() I do little nibbles all round the edge, then lick the choc off and plop the last bit of cake/orange in my mouth. You should see me eat a Magnum... apparetly its quite the show ![]() | |||
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"Ahhh Jaffa Cakes, anyone else bite the rim (easy tigers) eat the sponge then suck the choccy off the orange jelly or is that just me?! ![]() It's not just you ![]() | |||
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"Hi !" Love the new profile pic and evening back at ya ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. ![]() | |||
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"Not in Yes you are Wonko ![]() ![]() ![]() And you can't say no to us. Because reasons. | |||
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"Not in Yes you are Wonko ![]() ![]() ![]() Try me ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You know what you need to help the situation? A volunteer luber ![]() | |||
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"Not in Yes you are Wonko ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well so far, you've got 2 sexy women wanting to keep you around... how many times does that happen in a day? | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() Good good x | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() They've all gone to Scotland for some reason! ![]() | |||
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"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night Also hello everyone Hello Nat Hope your well x Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well I am. The snookers on lol Ooo how wonderful snooker I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom ![]() Ha ha he has that ![]() | |||
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"Not in Yes you are Wonko ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() More than you could guess. All the local shops have run out if shitty sticks | |||
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"Never thought I'd get turned on by someone describing eating a Jaffa Cake but there's always a first! ![]() We need a jaffa eating video competition ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll send a few back down they aren't needed tonight, blew the fuses last night with the all power used to run it all | |||
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"Never thought I'd get turned on by someone describing eating a Jaffa Cake but there's always a first! ![]() ![]() ![]() oddly aroused and mildly confused Is my general state of being ![]() | |||
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"Hi ! Hello temptress! ![]() How are you lovely?? Xx | |||
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"Not in Yes you are Wonko ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Tell me more? I don't get 2 women throwing themselves at me! Show me the ways of Wonko to achieve this magically feat? | |||
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"Never thought I'd get turned on by someone describing eating a Jaffa Cake but there's always a first! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We should go for a cocktail evening - aroused and confused seems like a marvellous state of affairs | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I read this as "makes wanking very difficult". | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Tbh it probably would | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol! Do the lights in Aberdeen dim when you turn it on? ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You are the funniest person on fab lol xx | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Dim? We caused a blackout ![]() | |||
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"Not in Yes you are Wonko ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I imagine you dressed as willy wonko with a line of fans following you to the shops wonko ![]() | |||
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"Not in Yes you are Wonko ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I read that as "willy wanker" ![]() | |||
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"Hi ! Hello temptress! ![]() I'm good. I'm looking at the other half of my star mix thinking 'go on finish it' then I look at my belly lol Hope your well x | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Maybe a good strong wank would make the tile fall off and the dildo fall out ? | |||
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"Never thought I'd get turned on by someone describing eating a Jaffa Cake but there's always a first! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I am partial to a cocktail (or 8...sensing a theme of overindulgence here!) if I'm being honest I'm aroused pretty must 99.8% of the time. Confused around 80% of the time too ![]() | |||
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"Hi ! Hello temptress! ![]() The Starmixes whole life purpose is to be eaten, by not eating it you're stopping it fulfilling it's life's purpose. Be kind and eat them, it's the right thing to do. | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It was superglued on. The tile to the dildo that is, a vigorous jiggling and wiggling may be the best solution though. I like your thinking | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() hmmm, maybe the back-pressure from the climax... ![]() | |||
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"Never thought I'd get turned on by someone describing eating a Jaffa Cake but there's always a first! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That seems like a reasonable percentage. I'm in ![]() | |||
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"Hi ! Hello temptress! ![]() Well then....I'm diving in ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I just don't know what to say ![]() | |||
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"Hi ! Hello temptress! ![]() ![]() I've still had no dinner, chuck us a couple please? | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You could be generous and offer some lube or maybe a haribo for energy ![]() | |||
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"Evening all x " Evening lovely, how are you? A good day had? | |||
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"Evening all, how we doing? ![]() Hello Jager, Most lovely of you to join us. How is your evening so far? | |||
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"Evening all, how we doing? ![]() Good evening sir How are we this evening? | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No lube. Got spit though? Mouth is watering juicily from the haribos | |||
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"Evening all x Evening lovely, how are you? A good day had? " Lovely, rugby watching and some flirting! | |||
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"Evening all x Evening lovely, how are you? A good day had? " Lovely, rugby watching and some flirting! Hope you’re well? | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Spit is the best lube... so I've heard ![]() | |||
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"Hi ! Hello temptress! ![]() ![]() Have some toast..... yummy | |||
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"Evening all, how we doing? ![]() Hello lovely ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Errrrrrr ![]() | |||
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"Evening all x Evening lovely, how are you? A good day had? Lovely, rugby watching and some flirting! Hope you’re well?" Starving but good. Oh, I do love the rugby, you know for the sport and stuff not the shorts and stuff. Oohh and flirting too. Quite jealous ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Davina says nooooo | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Davina might have been there - allegedly. ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing. Hello everyone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And here we are offering help! Its chat and advise tonight ![]() | |||
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"Vacuumed flat, hall bedroom, & front room, mopped kitchen & bathroom, cleaned windows, dusted & done 1 load of washing, pegged it out, but still rather damp, when I got it back in, had a shower, now relaxing " Wow now that's what I call a busy clean but therapeutic Welcome ![]() | |||
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"Vacuumed flat, hall bedroom, & front room, mopped kitchen & bathroom, cleaned windows, dusted & done 1 load of washing, pegged it out, but still rather damp, when I got it back in, had a shower, now relaxing " Eveing Tim, Wow, that is productive! Superb effort. Are you indulging in some snacks and TV this eve? | |||
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"Vacuumed flat, hall bedroom, & front room, mopped kitchen & bathroom, cleaned windows, dusted & done 1 load of washing, pegged it out, but still rather damp, when I got it back in, had a shower, now relaxing Wow now that's what I call a busy clean but therapeutic Welcome ![]() Shame on me, I skimmed that list of endeavours, and all I noticed was "pegged". ![]() | |||
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"Vacuumed flat, hall bedroom, & front room, mopped kitchen & bathroom, cleaned windows, dusted & done 1 load of washing, pegged it out, but still rather damp, when I got it back in, had a shower, now relaxing Wow now that's what I call a busy clean but therapeutic Welcome ![]() ![]() Shame on you Davina, I've a ruler here for punishment lol | |||
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"Night noccers. ![]() Good night xx | |||
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"Vacuumed flat, hall bedroom, & front room, mopped kitchen & bathroom, cleaned windows, dusted & done 1 load of washing, pegged it out, but still rather damp, when I got it back in, had a shower, now relaxing Wow now that's what I call a busy clean but therapeutic Welcome ![]() ![]() Does it have 12" ![]() | |||
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"Hi all had great day with a nice walk with the dog,vino going down well and might watch a film" Evening Oooh do you know what film? | |||
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"Night noccers. ![]() Night night | |||
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"Vacuumed flat, hall bedroom, & front room, mopped kitchen & bathroom, cleaned windows, dusted & done 1 load of washing, pegged it out, but still rather damp, when I got it back in, had a shower, now relaxing Wow now that's what I call a busy clean but therapeutic Welcome ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes. It's a wooden one too not silly plastic | |||
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"Out ![]() Good night wonko X | |||
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