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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Good evening fine forum folks.

Welcome to a little prenoc noccy noc.

Your hosts tonight will be the fabulous and gorgeous Supershy and myself, MrsAbz

There once were some folks

Liked banter and jokes

So hopped on this thread

Joy it was spread

Don't be shy!

And join in came the cry

The chat just wizzed the evening by

Tell us about your day, add a little comment - everyone welcome in this safe little corner

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

She's a poet!!

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"She's a poet!! "

With pigtails

Naughty woman

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone "

Evening Nat,

Hows your day been?

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone "

Hello Nat

Hope your well x

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"She's a poet!!

With pigtails

Naughty woman "

Moi? I am innocent

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Evening Nat,

Hows your day been?

MrsAbz"

My days been good thanks for asking hopefully yous had been good also

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"She's a poet!!

With pigtails

Naughty woman

Moi? I am innocent

MrsAbz"

Would your hubby agree?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 40 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Hello Mrs Abz.

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Hello Nat

Hope your well x"

Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 40 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales

Hey, hope it's ok to jump in

Today's been a chores day. Now chilling watching a new show on Netflix and having a drink (or 12)

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 40 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone "

Hello Nat. The nights always more fun with you here gorgeous.

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Evening Nat,

Hows your day been?

MrsAbz

My days been good thanks for asking hopefully yous had been good also "

It has been lazier than it should have been but it happens. Glad you've had a good day. Much planned this eve and tomorrow?

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Hello Nat

Hope your well x

Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well "

I am. The snookers on lol

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hey, hope it's ok to jump in

Today's been a chores day. Now chilling watching a new show on Netflix and having a drink (or 12)

"

Of course, most lovely to see you. What is the drink of choice tonight?

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not.

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello Mrs Abz.

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

"

Evening gorgeous,

How are you this fine evening?

MrsAbz

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By *olfandtazCouple 40 weeks ago

Bristol

Evening all, how's things?

Licking wounds from the rugby

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 40 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Hello

Hope everyone had wonderful day today

Work all day today tomorrow and Monday

Nip in shower before dinner gets delivered

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"She's a poet!!

With pigtails

Naughty woman

Moi? I am innocent

MrsAbz

Would your hubby agree? "

Um, well... maybe

Probably not

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Hello Sinister

Hello curvaceous

Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening

I'm the weird one lol

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not. "

Plug away

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 40 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales


"Hey, hope it's ok to jump in

Today's been a chores day. Now chilling watching a new show on Netflix and having a drink (or 12)

Of course, most lovely to see you. What is the drink of choice tonight?

MrsAbz "

Had a few housework helpful toffee apple ciders this evening, now having a Disaronno and

Hope you've had a fab day?

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Evening all, how's things?

Licking wounds from the rugby "

Evening

I saw the score

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not. "

Evening

What type? I'm starving this eve!

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello

Hope everyone had wonderful day today

Work all day today tomorrow and Monday

Nip in shower before dinner gets delivered "

Hey

What's for dinner bbwlover??

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello Sinister

Hello curvaceous

Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening

I'm the weird one lol"

Tbf its Saturday, I deserve a wee one

MrsAbz

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hey, hope it's ok to jump in

Today's been a chores day. Now chilling watching a new show on Netflix and having a drink (or 12)

Of course, most lovely to see you. What is the drink of choice tonight?

MrsAbz

Had a few housework helpful toffee apple ciders this evening, now having a Disaronno and

Hope you've had a fab day? "

Lazy but I have made a pina colada (old school I know)

Toffee apple ciders sounds delightful, hope you enjoyed?

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello Sinister

Hello curvaceous

Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening

I'm the weird one lol

Tbf its Saturday, I deserve a wee one

MrsAbz "

I'm sure he's ample size

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not.

Evening

What type? I'm starving this eve!

MrsAbz"

Beef Madras. Fillet diced beef and all the spices, with full fat butter!

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello Sinister

Hello curvaceous

Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening

I'm the weird one lol

Tbf its Saturday, I deserve a wee one

MrsAbz

I'm sure he's ample size "

Plenty to share

I am also not signing MrsAbz tonight. Just assume its me. MrAbz is in the London!

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not.

Evening

What type? I'm starving this eve!

MrsAbz

Beef Madras. Fillet diced beef and all the spices, with full fat butter! "

Omg that sounds deliciois. Does ir smell divine, I am drooling at the thought

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello Sinister

Hello curvaceous

Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening

I'm the weird one lol

Tbf its Saturday, I deserve a wee one

MrsAbz

I'm sure he's ample size

Plenty to share

I am also not signing MrsAbz tonight. Just assume its me. MrAbz is in the London!

"

In the London? Sounds painful

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not.

Evening

What type? I'm starving this eve!

MrsAbz

Beef Madras. Fillet diced beef and all the spices, with full fat butter!

Omg that sounds deliciois. Does ir smell divine, I am drooling at the thought "

It smells like a five star indian restuarant in here!

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not.

Evening

What type? I'm starving this eve!

MrsAbz

Beef Madras. Fillet diced beef and all the spices, with full fat butter!

Omg that sounds deliciois. Does ir smell divine, I am drooling at the thought "

I have to say no, nope, no way lol I run away from anything spicy

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Crazy bars

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello Sinister

Hello curvaceous

Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening

I'm the weird one lol

Tbf its Saturday, I deserve a wee one

MrsAbz

I'm sure he's ample size

Plenty to share

I am also not signing MrsAbz tonight. Just assume its me. MrAbz is in the London!

In the London? Sounds painful"

Probably is as he is just back from Portugal... jealous? Me? No, no not at all

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Good pre noc evening all. I'm cooking curry and waiting for my (shameless Plug) thread to take off, or not.

Evening

What type? I'm starving this eve!

MrsAbz

Beef Madras. Fillet diced beef and all the spices, with full fat butter!

Omg that sounds deliciois. Does ir smell divine, I am drooling at the thought

It smells like a five star indian restuarant in here! "

Argh, so hungry! I love all the spicy. I'll have Shy's share please?

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Crazy bars "

Hey

Crazy bars where? Crazy frogs maybe

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 40 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales


"Hey, hope it's ok to jump in

Today's been a chores day. Now chilling watching a new show on Netflix and having a drink (or 12)

Of course, most lovely to see you. What is the drink of choice tonight?

MrsAbz

Had a few housework helpful toffee apple ciders this evening, now having a Disaronno and

Hope you've had a fab day?

Lazy but I have made a pina colada (old school I know)

Toffee apple ciders sounds delightful, hope you enjoyed?

MrsAbz "

I love a Pina Colada! Brothers toffee apple cider, I highly recommend it though it's quite gassy so wonderful if you're into burping competitions lol

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 40 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Hello Sinister

Hello curvaceous

Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening

I'm the weird one lol"

Hello SS. Lovely to see you.

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Crazy bars "

Evening Marvin,

Crazy is as crazy does

How are you this delightful evening?

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Hello Nat. The nights always more fun with you here gorgeous.

"

Awww thank you so much and that is very lovely off you to say x

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 40 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales

Completely forgotten about dinner, anyone want to share a Chinese?!

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By *eliWoman 40 weeks ago

.

It's a full moon tonight! Spooky. My feet are tired. Hope everyone is having a good evening.

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By *olfandtazCouple 40 weeks ago

Bristol


"Evening all, how's things?

Licking wounds from the rugby

Evening

I saw the score "

In another thread there is already talk of boycotting tunnocks bars

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Evening Nat,

Hows your day been?

MrsAbz

My days been good thanks for asking hopefully yous had been good also

It has been lazier than it should have been but it happens. Glad you've had a good day. Much planned this eve and tomorrow?

MrsAbz"

Quite right on the lazy day and me it’s ufc to night and lazy day tomorrow x

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello Sinister

Hello curvaceous

Abz is on the drink.... I mean is the hostess this evening

I'm the weird one lol

Hello SS. Lovely to see you. "

Hey

Where's the bloody waving emoji

SS and SS in the fab house

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Hello Nat

Hope your well x

Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well

I am. The snookers on lol

"

Ooo how wonderful snooker

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hey, hope it's ok to jump in

Today's been a chores day. Now chilling watching a new show on Netflix and having a drink (or 12)

Of course, most lovely to see you. What is the drink of choice tonight?

MrsAbz

Had a few housework helpful toffee apple ciders this evening, now having a Disaronno and

Hope you've had a fab day?

Lazy but I have made a pina colada (old school I know)

Toffee apple ciders sounds delightful, hope you enjoyed?

MrsAbz

I love a Pina Colada! Brothers toffee apple cider, I highly recommend it though it's quite gassy so wonderful if you're into burping competitions lol"

Pina is my fav, plus you can sing the song

I must give that cider a try. Maybe on an evening alone to keep my ladylike exterior intact

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 40 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"Hello

Hope everyone had wonderful day today

Work all day today tomorrow and Monday

Nip in shower before dinner gets delivered

Hey

What's for dinner bbwlover??"

Fancied something a bit different went for large donner kebab extra salad chips sure I have jar of mint sauce languishing in back of cupboard somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello

Hope everyone had wonderful day today

Work all day today tomorrow and Monday

Nip in shower before dinner gets delivered

Hey

What's for dinner bbwlover??

Fancied something a bit different went for large donner kebab extra salad chips sure I have jar of mint sauce languishing in back of cupboard somewhere "

Each to their own lol enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Completely forgotten about dinner, anyone want to share a Chinese?! "

Leftover breakfast?

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Completely forgotten about dinner, anyone want to share a Chinese?! "

Please! Pick me, am starving

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"It's a full moon tonight! Spooky. My feet are tired. Hope everyone is having a good evening. "

Good evening Meli

Can you soak in some scented warm water? Or maybe have a foot rubber on stand by

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"It's a full moon tonight! Spooky. My feet are tired. Hope everyone is having a good evening. "

Evening Meli,

Lovely to see you. The moon is massive here tonight. Have you had a busy day?

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Hello Nat

Hope your well x

Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well

I am. The snookers on lol

Ooo how wonderful snooker "

I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Evening Nat,

Hows your day been?

MrsAbz

My days been good thanks for asking hopefully yous had been good also

It has been lazier than it should have been but it happens. Glad you've had a good day. Much planned this eve and tomorrow?

MrsAbz

Quite right on the lazy day and me it’s ufc to night and lazy day tomorrow x "

Sundays are for lazing! Its practically law you know

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Hello Nat

Hope your well x

Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well

I am. The snookers on lol

Ooo how wonderful snooker

I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom "

Snooker is awesome but have to say I more a Ronny fan ha ha

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Evening all, how's things?

Licking wounds from the rugby

Evening

I saw the score

In another thread there is already talk of boycotting tunnocks bars "

I am sorry but I just can't get behind that idea. Ban something less tasty please?

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Evening Nat,

Hows your day been?

MrsAbz

My days been good thanks for asking hopefully yous had been good also

It has been lazier than it should have been but it happens. Glad you've had a good day. Much planned this eve and tomorrow?

MrsAbz

Quite right on the lazy day and me it’s ufc to night and lazy day tomorrow x

Sundays are for lazing! Its practically law you know"

Yip it is that 1000%

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 40 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"Hello

Hope everyone had wonderful day today

Work all day today tomorrow and Monday

Nip in shower before dinner gets delivered

Hey

What's for dinner bbwlover??

Fancied something a bit different went for large donner kebab extra salad chips sure I have jar of mint sauce languishing in back of cupboard somewhere

Each to their own lol enjoy "

Thank you

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello

Hope everyone had wonderful day today

Work all day today tomorrow and Monday

Nip in shower before dinner gets delivered

Hey

What's for dinner bbwlover??

Fancied something a bit different went for large donner kebab extra salad chips sure I have jar of mint sauce languishing in back of cupboard somewhere

Each to their own lol enjoy

Thank you "

If you were offering I'd share the salad and chips

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Hello Nat

Hope your well x

Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well

I am. The snookers on lol

Ooo how wonderful snooker

I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom "

Ah! Now I see why you like the snooker - just an excuse to watch the mens bending

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone. "

Hello welcome to the party

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone. "

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Not in

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 40 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales

The Chinese takeaway will take too long so I'm taking the sophisticated route and air frying some cheese and mushroom crispy pancakes instead

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Not in"

Yes you are Wonko

So there

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Hello Nat

Hope your well x

Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well

I am. The snookers on lol

Ooo how wonderful snooker

I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom

Snooker is awesome but have to say I more a Ronny fan ha ha "

I always think he looks like he can just storm off. But he is so watchable too

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Evening all, how's things?

Licking wounds from the rugby

Evening

I saw the score

In another thread there is already talk of boycotting tunnocks bars

I am sorry but I just can't get behind that idea. Ban something less tasty please? "

What's a tunnock bar

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"The Chinese takeaway will take too long so I'm taking the sophisticated route and air frying some cheese and mushroom crispy pancakes instead "

Omg airfryers are the best invention. How did we manage before them?

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello

Hope everyone had wonderful day today

Work all day today tomorrow and Monday

Nip in shower before dinner gets delivered

Hey

What's for dinner bbwlover??

Fancied something a bit different went for large donner kebab extra salad chips sure I have jar of mint sauce languishing in back of cupboard somewhere

Each to their own lol enjoy

Thank you "

I'm not very experimental with food lol

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Evening all, how's things?

Licking wounds from the rugby

Evening

I saw the score

In another thread there is already talk of boycotting tunnocks bars

I am sorry but I just can't get behind that idea. Ban something less tasty please?

What's a tunnock bar "

Shy, are you serious? I will have to post you a pack!

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Hello Nat

Hope your well x

Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well

I am. The snookers on lol

Ooo how wonderful snooker

I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom

Ah! Now I see why you like the snooker - just an excuse to watch the mens bending "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"The Chinese takeaway will take too long so I'm taking the sophisticated route and air frying some cheese and mushroom crispy pancakes instead "

Enjoy

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By *olfandtazCouple 40 weeks ago

Bristol


"Evening all, how's things?

Licking wounds from the rugby

Evening

I saw the score

In another thread there is already talk of boycotting tunnocks bars

I am sorry but I just can't get behind that idea. Ban something less tasty please? "

I agree, I'm happy to not drink irn bru

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Wonko is in

And the devilish Davina

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Evening all, how's things?

Licking wounds from the rugby

Evening

I saw the score

In another thread there is already talk of boycotting tunnocks bars

I am sorry but I just can't get behind that idea. Ban something less tasty please?

What's a tunnock bar

Shy, are you serious? I will have to post you a pack! "

I'm serious

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 40 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Evening all, how's things?

Licking wounds from the rugby

Evening

I saw the score

In another thread there is already talk of boycotting tunnocks bars

I am sorry but I just can't get behind that idea. Ban something less tasty please?

What's a tunnock bar "

You're in for a treat. They're lovely.

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Evening all, how's things?

Licking wounds from the rugby

Evening

I saw the score

In another thread there is already talk of boycotting tunnocks bars

I am sorry but I just can't get behind that idea. Ban something less tasty please?

I agree, I'm happy to not drink irn bru "

That is... irn bru is lush. It fixes hangovers, its bubbly and orange. There is nothing not to love.

Just devastated by this betrayal. Truly, you've cut me to the bone

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Evening all, how's things?

Licking wounds from the rugby

Evening

I saw the score

In another thread there is already talk of boycotting tunnocks bars

I am sorry but I just can't get behind that idea. Ban something less tasty please?

What's a tunnock bar

You're in for a treat. They're lovely. "

I'm googling

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Hello Nat

Hope your well x

Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well

I am. The snookers on lol

Ooo how wonderful snooker

I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom

Snooker is awesome but have to say I more a Ronny fan ha ha

I always think he looks like he can just storm off. But he is so watchable too"

He’s such a awesome player in terms off raw snooker

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 40 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales

Air fryers are amazing!

I don't think I've seen a Tunnocks bar but do love a Tunnocks tea cake (or 5)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Hello welcome to the party "

Hi Nat x

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 40 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales


"The Chinese takeaway will take too long so I'm taking the sophisticated route and air frying some cheese and mushroom crispy pancakes instead

Enjoy "

Thank you!

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Evening all, how's things?

Licking wounds from the rugby

Evening

I saw the score

In another thread there is already talk of boycotting tunnocks bars

I am sorry but I just can't get behind that idea. Ban something less tasty please?

What's a tunnock bar

Shy, are you serious? I will have to post you a pack!

I'm serious "

This is frankly a situation that cannot be allowed to continue. You need to have them in your life. Trust me

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear"

Thanks MrsAbz

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Wonko is in

And the devilish Davina "

Hi Shy

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

I've just googled tunnock bars..... now I know but still never had one

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Air fryers are amazing!

I don't think I've seen a Tunnocks bar but do love a Tunnocks tea cake (or 5) "

Like jaffa cakes, they are meant for entire pack in one go eating. It is the way of the tea cake. Why else would they be so tasty?

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Hello Nat

Hope your well x

Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well

I am. The snookers on lol

Ooo how wonderful snooker

I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom

Snooker is awesome but have to say I more a Ronny fan ha ha

I always think he looks like he can just storm off. But he is so watchable too

He’s such a awesome player in terms off raw snooker "

I do like Jack too, he's got that rawness too

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Hello welcome to the party

Hi Nat x"

Hopefully your have a good night x

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Wonko is in

And the devilish Davina

Hi Shy "

Hi Vina

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz "

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Not in

Yes you are Wonko

So there "

Says who?

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 40 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales

Ahhh Jaffa Cakes, anyone else bite the rim (easy tigers) eat the sponge then suck the choccy off the orange jelly or is that just me?!

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I've just googled tunnock bars..... now I know but still never had one

"

Travesty!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton

Hi !

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Wonko is in

And the devilish Davina "

.. You can't make me!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Hello welcome to the party

Hi Nat x

Hopefully your have a good night x "

It's okay. Chill so far.

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Not in

Yes you are Wonko

So there

Says who? "

We do wonko

We do

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hi !"

Hello temptress!

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ahhh Jaffa Cakes, anyone else bite the rim (easy tigers) eat the sponge then suck the choccy off the orange jelly or is that just me?! "

I do little nibbles all round the edge, then lick the choc off and plop the last bit of cake/orange in my mouth.

You should see me eat a Magnum... apparetly its quite the show

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Ahhh Jaffa Cakes, anyone else bite the rim (easy tigers) eat the sponge then suck the choccy off the orange jelly or is that just me?! "

It's not just you

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hi !"

Love the new profile pic and evening back at ya

How is your evening panning out?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh "

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Not in

Yes you are Wonko

So there

Says who?

We do wonko

We do "

And you can't say no to us. Because reasons.

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Not in

Yes you are Wonko

So there

Says who?

We do wonko

We do

And you can't say no to us. Because reasons. "

Try me

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult..."

You know what you need to help the situation? A volunteer luber

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 40 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales

Never thought I'd get turned on by someone describing eating a Jaffa Cake but there's always a first!

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Not in

Yes you are Wonko

So there

Says who?

We do wonko

We do

And you can't say no to us. Because reasons.

Try me "

Well so far, you've got 2 sexy women wanting to keep you around... how many times does that happen in a day?

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Hello welcome to the party

Hi Nat x

Hopefully your have a good night x

It's okay. Chill so far."

Good good x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

You know what you need to help the situation? A volunteer luber

"

They've all gone to Scotland for some reason!

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hello beautiful hopefully you two are have a wonderful Saturday night

Also hello everyone

Hello Nat

Hope your well x

Hallo yes I am well thanks for asking hopefully your all good and well

I am. The snookers on lol

Ooo how wonderful snooker

I do love snooker, and it's Selby, I do love his bottom

Snooker is awesome but have to say I more a Ronny fan ha ha

I always think he looks like he can just storm off. But he is so watchable too

He’s such a awesome player in terms off raw snooker

I do like Jack too, he's got that rawness too"

Ha ha he has that

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Not in

Yes you are Wonko

So there

Says who?

We do wonko

We do

And you can't say no to us. Because reasons.

Try me

Well so far, you've got 2 sexy women wanting to keep you around... how many times does that happen in a day? "

More than you could guess.

All the local shops have run out if shitty sticks

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Never thought I'd get turned on by someone describing eating a Jaffa Cake but there's always a first!

"

We need a jaffa eating video competition

Can you imagine the people oddly aroused and mildly confused

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

You know what you need to help the situation? A volunteer luber

They've all gone to Scotland for some reason! "

I'll send a few back down they aren't needed tonight, blew the fuses last night with the all power used to run it all

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 40 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales


"Never thought I'd get turned on by someone describing eating a Jaffa Cake but there's always a first!

We need a jaffa eating video competition

Can you imagine the people oddly aroused and mildly confused "

oddly aroused and mildly confused Is my general state of being

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hi !

Hello temptress! "

How are you lovely?? Xx

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Not in

Yes you are Wonko

So there

Says who?

We do wonko

We do

And you can't say no to us. Because reasons.

Try me

Well so far, you've got 2 sexy women wanting to keep you around... how many times does that happen in a day?

More than you could guess.

All the local shops have run out if shitty sticks "

Tell me more? I don't get 2 women throwing themselves at me! Show me the ways of Wonko to achieve this magically feat?

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Never thought I'd get turned on by someone describing eating a Jaffa Cake but there's always a first!

We need a jaffa eating video competition

Can you imagine the people oddly aroused and mildly confused

oddly aroused and mildly confused Is my general state of being "

We should go for a cocktail evening - aroused and confused seems like a marvellous state of affairs

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 40 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult..."

I read this as "makes wanking very difficult".

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

I read this as "makes wanking very difficult".

"

Tbh it probably would

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

You know what you need to help the situation? A volunteer luber

They've all gone to Scotland for some reason!

I'll send a few back down they aren't needed tonight, blew the fuses last night with the all power used to run it all"

Lol! Do the lights in Aberdeen dim when you turn it on?

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

You know what you need to help the situation? A volunteer luber

They've all gone to Scotland for some reason! "

You are the funniest person on fab lol xx

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

You know what you need to help the situation? A volunteer luber

They've all gone to Scotland for some reason!

I'll send a few back down they aren't needed tonight, blew the fuses last night with the all power used to run it all

Lol! Do the lights in Aberdeen dim when you turn it on? "

Dim? We caused a blackout

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Not in

Yes you are Wonko

So there

Says who?

We do wonko

We do

And you can't say no to us. Because reasons.

Try me

Well so far, you've got 2 sexy women wanting to keep you around... how many times does that happen in a day?

More than you could guess.

All the local shops have run out if shitty sticks "

I imagine you dressed as willy wonko with a line of fans following you to the shops wonko

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Not in

Yes you are Wonko

So there

Says who?

We do wonko

We do

And you can't say no to us. Because reasons.

Try me

Well so far, you've got 2 sexy women wanting to keep you around... how many times does that happen in a day?

More than you could guess.

All the local shops have run out if shitty sticks

I imagine you dressed as willy wonko with a line of fans following you to the shops wonko "

I read that as "willy wanker"

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hi !

Hello temptress!

How are you lovely?? Xx"

I'm good. I'm looking at the other half of my star mix thinking 'go on finish it' then I look at my belly lol

Hope your well x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 40 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

I read this as "makes wanking very difficult".

Tbh it probably would "

Maybe a good strong wank would make the tile fall off and the dildo fall out ?

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 40 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales


"Never thought I'd get turned on by someone describing eating a Jaffa Cake but there's always a first!

We need a jaffa eating video competition

Can you imagine the people oddly aroused and mildly confused

oddly aroused and mildly confused Is my general state of being

We should go for a cocktail evening - aroused and confused seems like a marvellous state of affairs "

I am partial to a cocktail (or 8...sensing a theme of overindulgence here!) if I'm being honest I'm aroused pretty must 99.8% of the time. Confused around 80% of the time too

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 40 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales


"Hi !

Hello temptress!

How are you lovely?? Xx

I'm good. I'm looking at the other half of my star mix thinking 'go on finish it' then I look at my belly lol

Hope your well x"

The Starmixes whole life purpose is to be eaten, by not eating it you're stopping it fulfilling it's life's purpose. Be kind and eat them, it's the right thing to do.

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

I read this as "makes wanking very difficult".

Tbh it probably would

Maybe a good strong wank would make the tile fall off and the dildo fall out ?

"

It was superglued on. The tile to the dildo that is, a vigorous jiggling and wiggling may be the best solution though. I like your thinking

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

I read this as "makes wanking very difficult".

Tbh it probably would

Maybe a good strong wank would make the tile fall off and the dildo fall out ?

"

hmmm, maybe the back-pressure from the climax...

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Never thought I'd get turned on by someone describing eating a Jaffa Cake but there's always a first!

We need a jaffa eating video competition

Can you imagine the people oddly aroused and mildly confused

oddly aroused and mildly confused Is my general state of being

We should go for a cocktail evening - aroused and confused seems like a marvellous state of affairs

I am partial to a cocktail (or 8...sensing a theme of overindulgence here!) if I'm being honest I'm aroused pretty must 99.8% of the time. Confused around 80% of the time too "

That seems like a reasonable percentage. I'm in

Pina's all round!

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hi !

Hello temptress!

How are you lovely?? Xx

I'm good. I'm looking at the other half of my star mix thinking 'go on finish it' then I look at my belly lol

Hope your well x

The Starmixes whole life purpose is to be eaten, by not eating it you're stopping it fulfilling it's life's purpose. Be kind and eat them, it's the right thing to do."

Well then....I'm diving in

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

I read this as "makes wanking very difficult".

Tbh it probably would

Maybe a good strong wank would make the tile fall off and the dildo fall out ?

hmmm, maybe the back-pressure from the climax... "

I just don't know what to say

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hi !

Hello temptress!

How are you lovely?? Xx

I'm good. I'm looking at the other half of my star mix thinking 'go on finish it' then I look at my belly lol

Hope your well x

The Starmixes whole life purpose is to be eaten, by not eating it you're stopping it fulfilling it's life's purpose. Be kind and eat them, it's the right thing to do.

Well then....I'm diving in "

I've still had no dinner, chuck us a couple please?

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By *stellaWoman 40 weeks ago

London

Evening all x

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By *agerMorganMan 40 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Evening all, how we doing?

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

I read this as "makes wanking very difficult".

Tbh it probably would

Maybe a good strong wank would make the tile fall off and the dildo fall out ?

hmmm, maybe the back-pressure from the climax...

I just don't know what to say "

You could be generous and offer some lube or maybe a haribo for energy

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Evening all x "

Evening lovely, how are you? A good day had?

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Evening all, how we doing? "

Hello Jager,

Most lovely of you to join us. How is your evening so far?

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Evening all, how we doing? "

Good evening sir

How are we this evening?

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

I read this as "makes wanking very difficult".

Tbh it probably would

Maybe a good strong wank would make the tile fall off and the dildo fall out ?

hmmm, maybe the back-pressure from the climax...

I just don't know what to say

You could be generous and offer some lube or maybe a haribo for energy "

No lube. Got spit though? Mouth is watering juicily from the haribos

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By *stellaWoman 40 weeks ago

London


"Evening all x

Evening lovely, how are you? A good day had? "

Lovely, rugby watching and some flirting!

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By *stellaWoman 40 weeks ago

London


"Evening all x

Evening lovely, how are you? A good day had? "

Lovely, rugby watching and some flirting!

Hope you’re well?

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

I read this as "makes wanking very difficult".

Tbh it probably would

Maybe a good strong wank would make the tile fall off and the dildo fall out ?

hmmm, maybe the back-pressure from the climax...

I just don't know what to say

You could be generous and offer some lube or maybe a haribo for energy

No lube. Got spit though? Mouth is watering juicily from the haribos "

Spit is the best lube... so I've heard

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hi !

Hello temptress!

How are you lovely?? Xx

I'm good. I'm looking at the other half of my star mix thinking 'go on finish it' then I look at my belly lol

Hope your well x

The Starmixes whole life purpose is to be eaten, by not eating it you're stopping it fulfilling it's life's purpose. Be kind and eat them, it's the right thing to do.

Well then....I'm diving in

I've still had no dinner, chuck us a couple please? "

Have some toast..... yummy

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Estella and Jager in the house

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 40 weeks ago

Southampton


"Evening all, how we doing? "

Hello lovely

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

I read this as "makes wanking very difficult".

Tbh it probably would

Maybe a good strong wank would make the tile fall off and the dildo fall out ?

hmmm, maybe the back-pressure from the climax...

I just don't know what to say

You could be generous and offer some lube or maybe a haribo for energy

No lube. Got spit though? Mouth is watering juicily from the haribos

Spit is the best lube... so I've heard "

Errrrrrr

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Evening all x

Evening lovely, how are you? A good day had?

Lovely, rugby watching and some flirting!

Hope you’re well?"

Starving but good. Oh, I do love the rugby, you know for the sport and stuff not the shorts and stuff.

Oohh and flirting too. Quite jealous

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

I read this as "makes wanking very difficult".

Tbh it probably would

Maybe a good strong wank would make the tile fall off and the dildo fall out ?

hmmm, maybe the back-pressure from the climax...

I just don't know what to say

You could be generous and offer some lube or maybe a haribo for energy

No lube. Got spit though? Mouth is watering juicily from the haribos

Spit is the best lube... so I've heard

Errrrrrr "

Davina says nooooo

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By *KTim61Man 40 weeks ago

Tipton

Vacuumed flat, hall bedroom, & front room, mopped kitchen & bathroom, cleaned windows, dusted & done 1 load of washing, pegged it out, but still rather damp, when I got it back in, had a shower, now relaxing

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

I read this as "makes wanking very difficult".

Tbh it probably would

Maybe a good strong wank would make the tile fall off and the dildo fall out ?

hmmm, maybe the back-pressure from the climax...

I just don't know what to say

You could be generous and offer some lube or maybe a haribo for energy

No lube. Got spit though? Mouth is watering juicily from the haribos

Spit is the best lube... so I've heard

Errrrrrr

Davina says nooooo"

Davina might have been there - allegedly.

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Ooh, a prenocnoc thing.

Hello everyone.

Evening Davina

So nice of you to join us, love seeing your face appear

Thanks MrsAbz

Does cheer me up no end

Have you got that bathroom tile fixed now

Oh I do make myself laugh

Well... thing is, the dildo came off the wall and is now stuck up me with the tile still attached. Makes walking very difficult...

I read this as "makes wanking very difficult".

Tbh it probably would

Maybe a good strong wank would make the tile fall off and the dildo fall out ?

hmmm, maybe the back-pressure from the climax...

I just don't know what to say

You could be generous and offer some lube or maybe a haribo for energy

No lube. Got spit though? Mouth is watering juicily from the haribos

Spit is the best lube... so I've heard

Errrrrrr

Davina says nooooo"

And here we are offering help!

Its chat and advise tonight

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Vacuumed flat, hall bedroom, & front room, mopped kitchen & bathroom, cleaned windows, dusted & done 1 load of washing, pegged it out, but still rather damp, when I got it back in, had a shower, now relaxing "

Wow now that's what I call a busy clean but therapeutic

Welcome

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By *ilthycoupleabz OP   Couple 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Vacuumed flat, hall bedroom, & front room, mopped kitchen & bathroom, cleaned windows, dusted & done 1 load of washing, pegged it out, but still rather damp, when I got it back in, had a shower, now relaxing "

Eveing Tim,

Wow, that is productive! Superb effort. Are you indulging in some snacks and TV this eve?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Vacuumed flat, hall bedroom, & front room, mopped kitchen & bathroom, cleaned windows, dusted & done 1 load of washing, pegged it out, but still rather damp, when I got it back in, had a shower, now relaxing

Wow now that's what I call a busy clean but therapeutic

Welcome "

Shame on me, I skimmed that list of endeavours, and all I noticed was "pegged".

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Mrs Abz has gone for a quickie but she shall return

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Vacuumed flat, hall bedroom, & front room, mopped kitchen & bathroom, cleaned windows, dusted & done 1 load of washing, pegged it out, but still rather damp, when I got it back in, had a shower, now relaxing

Wow now that's what I call a busy clean but therapeutic

Welcome

Shame on me, I skimmed that list of endeavours, and all I noticed was "pegged". "

Shame on you Davina, I've a ruler here for punishment lol

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Hi all had great day with a nice walk with the dog,vino going down well and might watch a film

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 40 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Night noccers.

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Night noccers.

"

Good night xx

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Vacuumed flat, hall bedroom, & front room, mopped kitchen & bathroom, cleaned windows, dusted & done 1 load of washing, pegged it out, but still rather damp, when I got it back in, had a shower, now relaxing

Wow now that's what I call a busy clean but therapeutic

Welcome

Shame on me, I skimmed that list of endeavours, and all I noticed was "pegged".

Shame on you Davina, I've a ruler here for punishment lol"

Does it have 12"

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Out

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Hi all had great day with a nice walk with the dog,vino going down well and might watch a film"

Evening

Oooh do you know what film?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Night noccers.

"

Night night

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Vacuumed flat, hall bedroom, & front room, mopped kitchen & bathroom, cleaned windows, dusted & done 1 load of washing, pegged it out, but still rather damp, when I got it back in, had a shower, now relaxing

Wow now that's what I call a busy clean but therapeutic

Welcome

Shame on me, I skimmed that list of endeavours, and all I noticed was "pegged".

Shame on you Davina, I've a ruler here for punishment lol

Does it have 12" "

Yes. It's a wooden one too not silly plastic

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Still not in

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago


"Out "

Good night wonko

X

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

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By *cflirtyMan 40 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border

Good evening pre nicky nocky noccers

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