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Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching 
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I 
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer  |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer "
Sadly I'm not bi, but that does sound like fun for those involved.  |
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That wish of yours surely can't be that difficult OP. Surely..
As for me, I'm easy this afternoon. I'd like a leggy lady in aome form of nylons to bring me a cheese sandwich, with pickles please, and for her to verbally engage in some really complex theory with me in and see how long I can resist peeking at her legs! See, easily satisfied, no steamy sex or the like. Oh, maybe a little mayo too  |
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Wanted!
A cleaner for my flat. I’ve just spent way too much time doing it myself when I could have been doing myself.
Oh, and two hotties who don’t fancy each other to do me regularly and give the cleaner something to do.
That’s the circle of life, right there. |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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I fancy you op…. I can tell you now, I don’t fancy another guy! 
Me - I’d like three hot chicks in my bedroom who are flexible with their sexuality when things get horny. 
If one of them can poke dance, that would be perfect.
If the other would like to watch a man eat fresh fruit of her body, that would definitely tick a box.
And if the third would like to make sure those straps are tight with her strap on…. Just make sure you’re at mine at 8 pm |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"Goth butts in fishnets.
Makers of beautiful but horrible implements.
People who like having their dick sucked. (Must actually excite me.)
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* please let me excite you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 52 weeks ago
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"Goth butts in fishnets.
Makers of beautiful but horrible implements.
People who like having their dick sucked. (Must actually excite me.)
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I’d take goth butts in fishnets too |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"Goth butts in fishnets.
Makers of beautiful but horrible implements.
People who like having their dick sucked. (Must actually excite me.)
I’d take goth butts in fishnets too"
Lots of us do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 52 weeks ago
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"That wish of yours surely can't be that difficult OP. Surely..
As for me, I'm easy this afternoon. I'd like a leggy lady in aome form of nylons to bring me a cheese sandwich, with pickles please, and for her to verbally engage in some really complex theory with me in and see how long I can resist peeking at her legs! See, easily satisfied, no steamy sex or the like. Oh, maybe a little mayo too "
You’d be surprised 
I hope you get your leggy lady and cheese sandwich! |
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"Goth butts in fishnets.
Makers of beautiful but horrible implements.
People who like having their dick sucked. (Must actually excite me.)
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Now then, Goth butts in fishnets.. I get that.
People who like their dick sucked.. that must be easy here, ah, but wait, you have to fancy them.. well, that makes sense to me...Not to all here tho, sigh, lol |
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"I fancy you op…. I can tell you now, I don’t fancy another guy!
Me - I’d like three hot chicks in my bedroom who are flexible with their sexuality when things get horny.
If one of them can poke dance, that would be perfect.
If the other would like to watch a man eat fresh fruit of her body, that would definitely tick a box.
And if the third would like to make sure those straps are tight with her strap on…. Just make sure you’re at mine at 8 pm "
Strap on.... check
Flexi sexi ...check
Poke dance ... if that just means fucking . Count me in |
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"Goth butts in fishnets.
Makers of beautiful but horrible implements.
People who like having their dick sucked. (Must actually excite me.)
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I'd say most like having their dicks sucks. Now we just have to work out how to excite you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 52 weeks ago
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"I fancy you op…. I can tell you now, I don’t fancy another guy!
Me - I’d like three hot chicks in my bedroom who are flexible with their sexuality when things get horny.
If one of them can poke dance, that would be perfect.
If the other would like to watch a man eat fresh fruit of her body, that would definitely tick a box.
And if the third would like to make sure those straps are tight with her strap on…. Just make sure you’re at mine at 8 pm "
You had me going at the first part 
I can’t pole dance but pencil me in for the fresh fruit one, and let me know when you find the other two  |
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"Goth butts in fishnets.
Makers of beautiful but horrible implements.
People who like having their dick sucked. (Must actually excite me.)
My husband has made many a fine implements "
Come on now, don't just tease! Tell us more, ?? |
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"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer "
Id be up for that, i take direction well. Id much prefer the mmf scenario to mff. Women have more capaciyy for multiple orgasm and servicing the needs of two sounds tiring. Now sharing a beautiful woman with another guy that sounds more appealing. no expectations but yes I fancy you. |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"I fancy you op…. I can tell you now, I don’t fancy another guy!
Me - I’d like three hot chicks in my bedroom who are flexible with their sexuality when things get horny.
If one of them can poke dance, that would be perfect.
If the other would like to watch a man eat fresh fruit of her body, that would definitely tick a box.
And if the third would like to make sure those straps are tight with her strap on…. Just make sure you’re at mine at 8 pm
You had me going at the first part
I can’t pole dance but pencil me in for the fresh fruit one, and let me know when you find the other two "
Narrator- there’s a pause of silence… and a thud. Woody picks himself up off the floor where he slid off his chair.
I’m sending a mass text to everyone I know right now !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"I fancy you op…. I can tell you now, I don’t fancy another guy!
Me - I’d like three hot chicks in my bedroom who are flexible with their sexuality when things get horny.
If one of them can poke dance, that would be perfect.
If the other would like to watch a man eat fresh fruit of her body, that would definitely tick a box.
And if the third would like to make sure those straps are tight with her strap on…. Just make sure you’re at mine at 8 pm
Strap on.... check
Flexi sexi ...check
Poke dance ... if that just means fucking . Count me in "
Haha. POLE.
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"I fancy you op…. I can tell you now, I don’t fancy another guy!
Me - I’d like three hot chicks in my bedroom who are flexible with their sexuality when things get horny.
If one of them can poke dance, that would be perfect.
If the other would like to watch a man eat fresh fruit of her body, that would definitely tick a box.
And if the third would like to make sure those straps are tight with her strap on…. Just make sure you’re at mine at 8 pm
Strap on.... check
Flexi sexi ...check
Poke dance ... if that just means fucking . Count me in
Haha. POLE.
*stupid phone. "
...Pole makes more sense... I'd give it a go |
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"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer "
I volunteer |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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Could I order a slim contortionist, folded pretzel style, exuding femininity with a side helping of large labia, pokey out clit and lactating nipples?
Oh, she could fancy me too. |
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By *aizyWoman 52 weeks ago
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"I fancy you op…. I can tell you now, I don’t fancy another guy!
Me - I’d like three hot chicks in my bedroom who are flexible with their sexuality when things get horny.
If one of them can poke dance, that would be perfect.
If the other would like to watch a man eat fresh fruit of her body, that would definitely tick a box.
And if the third would like to make sure those straps are tight with her strap on…. Just make sure you’re at mine at 8 pm "
I can poke dance with a strap on Woody, see you at 8! Can I eat the fruit off the other lady too please? Poke dancing makes me hungry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 52 weeks ago
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"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer "
Yes! One down, one to go |
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I just want to be manhandled to be honest. A man(or two) who is able to pick me up with ease and isn't going to treat me like a China cup.
An added bonus would be a bi woman who doesn't mind being directed a little.
Em x |
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"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer
Yes! One down, one to go "
Tea is a good looking bloke. I reckon I could boing his winkie a few times and tweak his nips. Is that enough to plough you Mrs Shiv? |
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"I just want to be manhandled to be honest. A man(or two) who is able to pick me up with ease and isn't going to treat me like a China cup.
An added bonus would be a bi woman who doesn't mind being directed a little.
Em x"
I volunteer |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"I just want to be manhandled to be honest. A man(or two) who is able to pick me up with ease and isn't going to treat me like a China cup.
An added bonus would be a bi woman who doesn't mind being directed a little.
Em x"
i can’t promise I wouldn’t leave marks, but I will cuddle you afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 52 weeks ago
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"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer
Yes! One down, one to go
Tea is a good looking bloke. I reckon I could boing his winkie a few times and tweak his nips. Is that enough to plough you Mrs Shiv?"
It wouldn’t be enough to satisfy me I’m afraid but I’d still love to see it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 52 weeks ago
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"I just want to be manhandled to be honest. A man(or two) who is able to pick me up with ease and isn't going to treat me like a China cup.
An added bonus would be a bi woman who doesn't mind being directed a little.
Em x"
I hear you, Em!
I’ve been reading to many of those smutty books. The scenarios I have in my head. Oh boy |
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"I just want to be manhandled to be honest. A man(or two) who is able to pick me up with ease and isn't going to treat me like a China cup.
An added bonus would be a bi woman who doesn't mind being directed a little.
Em x"
You should come visit us |
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By *bi HaiveMan 52 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer "
Yet another example of why teleportation devices should have been a bigger priority than HS2...... |
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By *bi HaiveMan 52 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer
Yes! One down, one to go "
I've just seen this.
If Tea and I turned up it would be like having a threesome with twins.
And we've already seen eachother naked.....so.....  |
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"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer
Yes! One down, one to go
Tea is a good looking bloke. I reckon I could boing his winkie a few times and tweak his nips. Is that enough to plough you Mrs Shiv?"
I’m not a Bopit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 52 weeks ago
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"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer
Yes! One down, one to go
I've just seen this.
If Tea and I turned up it would be like having a threesome with twins.
And we've already seen eachother naked.....so..... "
This is perfect! |
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By *edeWoman 52 weeks ago
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"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer "
I can't even get a mmf with you and you volunteer for someone else? Well now I know where I stand!! I shall flounce off and find all my fun elsewhere  |
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"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer
I can't even get a mmf with you and you volunteer for someone else? Well now I know where I stand!! I shall flounce off and find all my fun elsewhere "
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J |
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By *edeWoman 52 weeks ago
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"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer
I volunteer
I can't even get a mmf with you and you volunteer for someone else? Well now I know where I stand!! I shall flounce off and find all my fun elsewhere
Stands with "Fun this way" sign...
J"
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By *TG3Man 51 weeks ago
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"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer "
i fancy you so we're halfway there |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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I'm not bi but £20 is £20...
Just looking for someone local, who I can meet up with for regular sex and who I can go to clubs with when I fancy it. It's never happening but hey-ho |
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Looking for:
A tall, well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs,
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden classical music and tal
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 & 6 |
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"Is it too much to ask for an Orgy with all those I fancy and get along with? 
Just throwing it out there "
Only if you close your eyes really, really tightly and say the secret password 3 times, whilst doing star jumps.. naked |
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"Is it too much to ask for an Orgy with all those I fancy and get along with?
Just throwing it out there
Only if you close your eyes really, really tightly and say the secret password 3 times, whilst doing star jumps.. naked "
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"A handsome man with good sense of humour who will spend a lazy Sunday watching cheesy films and fucking me
And/or
A woman to do the same.
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I mean, if there's any wiggle room on the handsome part... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"I'm not bi but £20 is £20...
Just looking for someone local, who I can meet up with for regular sex and who I can go to clubs with when I fancy it. It's never happening but hey-ho"
*slams £20 note on the table* don’t play with me! |
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I have chocolate. And books. That's about it, I've got chocolate and books.
Wanted: Ladies that like chocolate and books. Oh, would be nice if they liked me as well. They could eat chocolate with me, and we can sit companiably reading books. And maybe do the sex once in a while? |
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By *edeWoman 51 weeks ago
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"I want to feel wanted - that'll do me. Preferably bring chocolate too if I can be greedy
I have some amazing chocolate right here. And all the wanting you can take (and a little bit more)"
Oooooft I'm in
The chocolate can wait for afters |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"I'm not bi but £20 is £20...
Just looking for someone local, who I can meet up with for regular sex and who I can go to clubs with when I fancy it. It's never happening but hey-ho
*slams £20 note on the table* don’t play with me! "
Note to self, high-ball the offer first |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Wanted - someone to tell me what outfit/lingerie is suitably emo enough whilst also saying what looks crap.
Payment will be in the form of eternal gratitude and Mini Eggs. "
Mini eggs |
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By *eliWoman 51 weeks ago
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"Wanted - someone to tell me what outfit/lingerie is suitably emo enough whilst also saying what looks crap.
Payment will be in the form of eternal gratitude and Mini Eggs.
In "
Yay! Thanks Mrs Shiv, really great thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"At this moment I would like a nice lady who is willing to stroke my hair, whilst I have an afternoon nap"
I’ll stroke your hair no snoring or drooling on me though! |
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I would like a Harum of human
rubber toys. Encased head to toe in latex.
One sissy maid to keep the household in order while also being my slut who can whore out to wealthy gents.
One rubbery gimp boy to provide all my diy and building needs. To be my chauffeur, body guard, and keep me satisfied in the bedroom.
One rubbery gimp boy to be the test subject for my experimentation. A toy to allow me to vent my frustrations upon. A toy for my body guard to use under my direction.
You did ask what I wanted. To much... |
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"At this moment I would like a nice lady who is willing to stroke my hair, whilst I have an afternoon nap
I’ll stroke your hair no snoring or drooling on me though! "
I don't snore but I can't promise I wouldn't be drooling over you. I have before |
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"Two hot men
Who don’t mind a little directing in the bedroom
Must fancy me..and each other
There will be touching
Am I asking for too much? I am aren’t I
Anyway, post your wanted add below and let’s say a prayer "
I would love this |
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By *bi HaiveMan 51 weeks ago
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"Right now I'd like the entire cast of Fergie's 'M.I.L.F. $' video stripped, drizzled in maple syrup and delivered to my bedroom.
Hey! When did you become a forum mod? Oooerrr. "
I was trying to think of ways to reduce my chances of getting any meets more than usual.
You know.
Single male. Lives in the middle of nowhere. Over 45. Lack of hair on his head...... |
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Well I want (don't know about him) is.....
a woman we both find attractive the feeling is reciprocal about us to join us that I can enjoy watching him with before joining in myself with her and then us all together.....
oh and a couple as well that fits the same bill where us ladies can enjoy some fun together before we all join in.
Urgh now i just want all the sex
Tinder
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"Right now I'd like the entire cast of Fergie's 'M.I.L.F. $' video stripped, drizzled in maple syrup and delivered to my bedroom.
Hey! When did you become a forum mod? Oooerrr.
I was trying to think of ways to reduce my chances of getting any meets more than usual.
You know.
Single male. Lives in the middle of nowhere. Over 45. Lack of hair on his head...... "
I came here to say this! Check you Obi. All fancy. |
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