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Let's hear it for the aveage guys....
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"I’m in!!! Do I get more points for being short and hairy too? Lolz
Alright, show off!
Sorry! It’s probably the only chance I get to brag 
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If it makes you happy, Yes you get more points! |
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"I’m in!!! Do I get more points for being short and hairy too? Lolz
Alright, show off!
Sorry! It’s probably the only chance I get to brag
If it makes you happy, Yes you get more points! "
Can I please see this points scoring system, I want to see how many I get. |
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"I’m in!!! Do I get more points for being short and hairy too? Lolz
Alright, show off!
Sorry! It’s probably the only chance I get to brag
If it makes you happy, Yes you get more points!
Can I please see this points scoring system, I want to see how many I get. "
You're also being silly  |
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"I’m in!!! Do I get more points for being short and hairy too? Lolz
Alright, show off!
Sorry! It’s probably the only chance I get to brag
If it makes you happy, Yes you get more points! "
Get in!!!!! |
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"I’m in!!! Do I get more points for being short and hairy too? Lolz
Alright, show off!
Sorry! It’s probably the only chance I get to brag
If it makes you happy, Yes you get more points!
Can I please see this points scoring system, I want to see how many I get.
You're also being silly "
Aww why thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"Is average man = dad bod? (Before I award points...)"
All physical attributes outside of gym rippled and donkey hung get points.
Lets say give a score out of 10. |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"Is average man = dad bod? (Before I award points...)
I'm gonna say yes, I'm still none the wiser what a dad bod is or if I count but let's just say average man is a dad bod. "
Ok. Ok. Processing. Calculating. Counting with my fingers.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"Is average man = dad bod? (Before I award points...)
All physical attributes outside of gym rippled and donkey hung get points.
Lets say give a score out of 10. "
I think that possibly, just perhaps, gymFIT is different from gym-RIPPLED. #justsaying |
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"Is average man = dad bod? (Before I award points...)
I'm gonna say yes, I'm still none the wiser what a dad bod is or if I count but let's just say average man is a dad bod.
Ok. Ok. Processing. Calculating. Counting with my fingers. "
Your doing what with your fingers? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"Is average man = dad bod? (Before I award points...)
All physical attributes outside of gym rippled and donkey hung get points.
Lets say give a score out of 10.
I think that possibly, just perhaps, gymFIT is different from gym-RIPPLED. #justsaying"
I agree. Gyms make a living out of gym fit people trying to look gym ripped fit people! |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"Is average man = dad bod? (Before I award points...)
I'm gonna say yes, I'm still none the wiser what a dad bod is or if I count but let's just say average man is a dad bod.
Ok. Ok. Processing. Calculating. Counting with my fingers.
Your doing what with your fingers? "
Above average men would say "you're"  |
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"Is average man = dad bod? (Before I award points...)
I'm gonna say yes, I'm still none the wiser what a dad bod is or if I count but let's just say average man is a dad bod.
Ok. Ok. Processing. Calculating. Counting with my fingers.
Your doing what with your fingers?
Above average men would say "you're" "
Hahah that's a point deducted before I've even started!
Fuck sake! |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"Is average man = dad bod? (Before I award points...)
I'm gonna say yes, I'm still none the wiser what a dad bod is or if I count but let's just say average man is a dad bod.
Ok. Ok. Processing. Calculating. Counting with my fingers.
Your doing what with your fingers?
Above average men would say "you're"
Hahah that's a point deducted before I've even started!
Fuck sake! "
Sorry! |
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"Is average man = dad bod? (Before I award points...)
I'm gonna say yes, I'm still none the wiser what a dad bod is or if I count but let's just say average man is a dad bod.
Ok. Ok. Processing. Calculating. Counting with my fingers.
Your doing what with your fingers?
Above average men would say "you're"
Hahah that's a point deducted before I've even started!
Fuck sake!
Sorry! "
It's OK, you play the game and occasionally you get burnt |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"Is average man = dad bod? (Before I award points...)
I'm gonna say yes, I'm still none the wiser what a dad bod is or if I count but let's just say average man is a dad bod.
Ok. Ok. Processing. Calculating. Counting with my fingers.
Your doing what with your fingers?
Above average men would say "you're"
Hahah that's a point deducted before I've even started!
Fuck sake!
Sorry!
It's OK, you play the game and occasionally you get burnt "
And I was COUNTING with my fingers. The dog was sat on my phone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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To give some idea of specification required to be average:
Doesn't work hard and play harder
Doesn't have a tattoo sleave and a beard so grizzly two barbers would be required to trim it
No gallery photos of him half inside a women to draw attention to the full size
Has fill in later on their profile
Gallery photos of themselves looking Hooodge in the gym
Photos than still look perma tanned orange even in black and white
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"If he’s not posted yet but Willy Idol, this is the thread for you my friend 
K"
He is five star average though. This gent supported my silly race threads despite them being utter fails. Proper average imo.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"According to the specifications, my sleeve ups my averageness. As is the case, I give myself a 5.5"
But you've been honest in saying so and have a soh. Qualities that up that score to 8.5. |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"If he’s not posted yet but Willy Idol, this is the thread for you my friend
K
He is five star average though. This gent supported my silly race threads despite them being utter fails. Proper average imo. "
Ahem. So did I! 5 star average?
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"The unsung perenial tryers of Fab. Those men that have never bought xl Underwear or can remember a six pack and pecs.
Guess I’m below average
Never had six pack ever  "
....Never had a six pack..... 10/10 here ladies. Get your message sent before his inbox implodes. |
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By *C79Man 40 weeks ago
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"According to the specifications, my sleeve ups my averageness. As is the case, I give myself a 5.5
But you've been honest in saying so and have a soh. Qualities that up that score to 8.5. "
Ooh, you flirt! Get yet coat..... |
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"According to the specifications, my sleeve ups my averageness. As is the case, I give myself a 5.5
But you've been honest in saying so and have a soh. Qualities that up that score to 8.5.
Ooh, you flirt! Get yet coat....."
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"If he’s not posted yet but Willy Idol, this is the thread for you my friend
K
He is five star average though. This gent supported my silly race threads despite them being utter fails. Proper average imo.
Ahem. So did I! 5 star average?
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Yes thank you also for trying to salvage my race threads. (I'm doing more of them, I'm not done yet) |
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"If he’s not posted yet but Willy Idol, this is the thread for you my friend
K
He is five star average though. This gent supported my silly race threads despite them being utter fails. Proper average imo.
Ahem. So did I! 5 star average?
Yes thank you also for trying to salvage my race threads. (I'm doing more of them, I'm not done yet) "
Have always wondered who would win out of
Conor the cockroach
Woody the woodlouse
And Betty the beetle
So many unanswered races still to go |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"If he’s not posted yet but Willy Idol, this is the thread for you my friend
K
He is five star average though. This gent supported my silly race threads despite them being utter fails. Proper average imo.
Ahem. So did I! 5 star average?
Yes thank you also for trying to salvage my race threads. (I'm doing more of them, I'm not done yet)
Have always wondered who would win out of
Conor the cockroach
Woody the woodlouse
And Betty the beetle
So many unanswered races still to go"
It's got promise, but what would the prize be?  |
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"If he’s not posted yet but Willy Idol, this is the thread for you my friend
K
He is five star average though. This gent supported my silly race threads despite them being utter fails. Proper average imo.
Ahem. So did I! 5 star average?
Yes thank you also for trying to salvage my race threads. (I'm doing more of them, I'm not done yet)
Have always wondered who would win out of
Conor the cockroach
Woody the woodlouse
And Betty the beetle
So many unanswered races still to go
It's got promise, but what would the prize be? "
Pfft! Fab regulars strike again |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"If he’s not posted yet but Willy Idol, this is the thread for you my friend
K
He is five star average though. This gent supported my silly race threads despite them being utter fails. Proper average imo.
Ahem. So did I! 5 star average?
Yes thank you also for trying to salvage my race threads. (I'm doing more of them, I'm not done yet) "
 for the win!  |
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"If he’s not posted yet but Willy Idol, this is the thread for you my friend
K
There's nothing average about your chest hair. Did your trimmer run out of battery mid trim?"
I was trying to write your name on my chest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"If he’s not posted yet but Willy Idol, this is the thread for you my friend
K
He is five star average though. This gent supported my silly race threads despite them being utter fails. Proper average imo.
Ahem. So did I! 5 star average?
Yes thank you also for trying to salvage my race threads. (I'm doing more of them, I'm not done yet)
for the win! "
I've got to do this race tomorrow night now! (And what an enthralling spectacle it will be) |
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"If he’s not posted yet but Willy Idol, this is the thread for you my friend
K
He is five star average though. This gent supported my silly race threads despite them being utter fails. Proper average imo.
Ahem. So did I! 5 star average?
Yes thank you also for trying to salvage my race threads. (I'm doing more of them, I'm not done yet)
Have always wondered who would win out of
Conor the cockroach
Woody the woodlouse
And Betty the beetle
So many unanswered races still to go
It's got promise, but what would the prize be? "
A fresh bag of sawdust |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"If he’s not posted yet but Willy Idol, this is the thread for you my friend
K
He is five star average though. This gent supported my silly race threads despite them being utter fails. Proper average imo.
Ahem. So did I! 5 star average?
Yes thank you also for trying to salvage my race threads. (I'm doing more of them, I'm not done yet)
Have always wondered who would win out of
Conor the cockroach
Woody the woodlouse
And Betty the beetle
So many unanswered races still to go
It's got promise, but what would the prize be?
A fresh bag of sawdust "
Okay. This race is happening. It begins at 8pm Saturday. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"I'm an exceptional single male and I won't tarnish my brand by posting here... oh"
I think you meant oh dear. All over for you... Welcome to the average guys club. |
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"I'm an exceptional single male and I won't tarnish my brand by posting here... oh
I think you meant oh dear. All over for you... Welcome to the average guys club. "
I wouldn't want to join a club that would have me as a member |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"I just want to check that ALL of you have chosen "average" for bodyshape. "
I have but what doesn't show is the full name of that choice. It should read average and very sexy. But it only displays as average. |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"I just want to check that ALL of you have chosen "average" for bodyshape.
I have but what doesn't show is the full name of that choice. It should read average and very sexy. But it only displays as average. "
Frustrating for you all |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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Def mr average here. Getting older, my once toned tummy is slowly changing, cock very much average and not anywhere near the usual requirements of most on here. But I’m fit and healthy so not gonna complain. There is someone for everyone - right |
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