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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Given the amount of yada yada about watersports on here i've decided to start my own business....

Bottles of Piss £5.00 each.

Gift wrapped a tenner

Delivered fifteen quid

Flavoured, wrapped and delivered £30.00

Flavoured , wrapped , delivered and still warm £40.00

Straight from the bladder..... £100

Orders taken now !

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

and the charge for taking the piss

or is delivery free

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

..... pissy pants in the post .....?

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Is the straight from the bladder self service ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

eau de crumpet

or is that eww de crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Massive turn off, but different strokes for different folks

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You could market it as "you wine"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You could market it as "you wine" "

It'd be We Wine

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By *bbandflowCouple  over a year ago

South Devon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blatant spam - pissed me right off.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is the straight from the bladder self service ?"

Yeah but watch where you stick the coins ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think i'm a pisstitute.......

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

just go with the flow

see how it goes

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

how do you uarantee it will still be warm when in gets to me.....i mean the destination

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What quantities does it come in ..........

a wee drop?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

GC number 1

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"You could market it as "you wine"

It'd be We Wine"

I'd love to see how you pitch this idea and business plan to your bank manager!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I saw a billboard for a water called Pussy - is this part of your venture too?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"GC number 1 "

I was thinking Flann el number one

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Funnel number one

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I saw a billboard for a water called Pussy - is this part of your venture too?"

No. Mine are the billboards that shout Pissy ....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You could market it as "you wine"

It'd be We Wine

I'd love to see how you pitch this idea and business plan to your bank manager! "

I'm going on Dragon's Den

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Funnel number one "

made I larf out loud that one.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"how do you uarantee it will still be warm when in gets to me.....i mean the destination "

It comes in insulated jugs .....

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By *arnayguyMan  over a year ago

Durham Tees

Eau Rank.

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By *ady4ladyWoman  over a year ago

liverpool

How about damp Tenna Ladies, ready to wring out when received in the post.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What quantities does it come in ..........

a wee drop? "

Smallest delivery is called Niagra ...

Not to be confused with small blue tablets

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan  over a year ago

mansfield

I think the business has legs there granny,

Think you would need a good P commerce site.

pBay baybe?

I would be more than happy to come and help you set up your urethra net.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I think the business has legs there granny,

Think you would need a good P commerce site.

pBay baybe?

I would be more than happy to come and help you set up your urethra net. "

Deal! I'd give you a good pissentage any day Studly ....

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan  over a year ago

mansfield


"I think the business has legs there granny,

Think you would need a good P commerce site.

pBay baybe?

I would be more than happy to come and help you set up your urethra net.

Deal! I'd give you a good pissentage any day Studly .... "

Aww that's ok, you can pay me in dribs and drabs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I think i'm a pisstitute....... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Given the amount of yada yada about watersports on here i've decided to start my own business....

Bottles of Piss £5.00 each.

Gift wrapped a tenner

Delivered fifteen quid

Flavoured, wrapped and delivered £30.00

Flavoured , wrapped , delivered and still warm £40.00

Straight from the bladder..... £100

Orders taken now !"

If you get flooded with orders you'd best pray the incontinence kicks in again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If if takes off you can become known as the "piss artist". UK today tomorrow Paris, Milan.

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