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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

so I passed him an envelope !

What saying gives you the giggles ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

....I always think of Bussy scoffing a scone with cream and jam when I see that phrase.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can breathe through my ears

I can lick the bottom of a Pringles can

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

situationally bisexual

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By *ady4ladyWoman  over a year ago

liverpool

single !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"situationally bisexual"

Watching daddy bear licking your bowl clean is fairly situational.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Straight (but bi for the right couple)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"situationally bisexual"

Not seen this one yet!

'I can give oral for hours at a time'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can do oral for hours ..... excuse me while I have a snooze then, wake me up when you can manage real sex.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sorry sometimes I just get a bit tooretty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Won't meet smokers !!

But will make a exception for you

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By *ady4ladyWoman  over a year ago

liverpool


"situationally bisexual

Watching daddy bear licking your bowl clean is fairly situational. "

just read 'bowl' as 'bowel' and made the whole thing so much worse !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"situationally bisexual

Watching daddy bear licking your bowl clean is fairly situational.

just read 'bowl' as 'bowel' and made the whole thing so much worse !"

did you say hole ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"situationally bisexual

Watching daddy bear licking your bowl clean is fairly situational.

just read 'bowl' as 'bowel' and made the whole thing so much worse !"

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

their loss......

but as it happens, I am erect just now and offering

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 17/03/13 19:57:12]

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent

I know I'm 20 years over your age limit but I look young for my age and I can go all night....

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Heavy cummer. Fat guy wanking.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I am looking to try some cock but only if there is pussy open and calling my name...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I didn't want to fuck you anyway fatty!!

hmm you weren't saying that when you asked me for a meet. Mwahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know I'm 20 years over your age limit but I look young for my age and I can go all night...."

I get the opposite as I rarely do under 35. 19 year old men saying they'll be the best I've ever had haha. Unlikely!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Can we all focus on 'the sayings' ta ever so ....

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

does size matter

from HugeMegaMonsterCock, a VVVVWE guy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

age size sex not important.

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By *ady4ladyWoman  over a year ago

liverpool

Can breathe thru my ears (again)

Gave him number for Britains Got Talent

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"age size sex not important. "

I always think that to say YES to the age sex size brigade i'd have to not be so fussy about the species.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"age size sex not important. "

But have you been telling people that you are a 12 inch russian pianist again ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"age size sex not important.

But have you been telling people that you are a 12 inch russian pianist again ?"

94 yr old 12 inch Russian pianist.

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I know I'm 20 years over your age limit but I look young for my age and I can go all night....

I get the opposite as I rarely do under 35. 19 year old men saying they'll be the best I've ever had haha. Unlikely!!"

Yeah I get both of these! But the 19 year old, saying he can give me the time of my life? Really? I doubt it lol

I just laugh at the thought of a 19 year old trying to Dom me....NEVER going to happen!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't bite... unless you want me to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I carry a stun gun incase things get out of hand.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I carry a stun gun incase things get out of hand. "

Beats my tazer into a cocked hat.

what is a cocked hat ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I carry a stun gun incase things get out of hand.

Beats my tazer into a cocked hat.

what is a cocked hat ?"

Loaded hat?

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By *illybare partyMan  over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

Man goes into a doctors surgery, the doctor says, "Im sorry sir, but you have to stop masturbating" the man reply's "good god why!" the doctor answers, "because it is making this examination very awkward! "

always makes me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I carry a stun gun incase things get out of hand.

Beats my tazer into a cocked hat.

what is a cocked hat ?"

cocked hat was a tricorn hat, and to beat one into a cocked hat was to beat so severely that recipient would be as misshapen as a cocked hat once finished with.

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I cannot add anything new to this but THANKS to everybody who contributed... I have been chuckling reading this thread.

For once I have read an entire thread

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By *picenicelyCouple  over a year ago

third star on the right

We recently got a message which claimed. Bitch wen i slap you with my 12inch you will fall in love with me. (in full capitals and text-ish speak)

Keeps us chuckling since i can guarantee its not love I would be feeling

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