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Great with my fingers and tongue...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"situationally bisexual
Watching daddy bear licking your bowl clean is fairly situational.
just read 'bowl' as 'bowel' and made the whole thing so much worse !" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know I'm 20 years over your age limit but I look young for my age and I can go all night...."
I get the opposite as I rarely do under 35. 19 year old men saying they'll be the best I've ever had haha. Unlikely!! |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"I know I'm 20 years over your age limit but I look young for my age and I can go all night....
I get the opposite as I rarely do under 35. 19 year old men saying they'll be the best I've ever had haha. Unlikely!!"
Yeah I get both of these! But the 19 year old, saying he can give me the time of my life? Really? I doubt it lol
I just laugh at the thought of a 19 year old trying to Dom me....NEVER going to happen! |
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Man goes into a doctors surgery, the doctor says, "Im sorry sir, but you have to stop masturbating" the man reply's "good god why!" the doctor answers, "because it is making this examination very awkward! "
always makes me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I carry a stun gun incase things get out of hand.
Beats my tazer into a cocked hat.
what is a cocked hat ?"
cocked hat was a tricorn hat, and to beat one into a cocked hat was to beat so severely that recipient would be as misshapen as a cocked hat once finished with. |
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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago
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We recently got a message which claimed. Bitch wen i slap you with my 12inch you will fall in love with me. (in full capitals and text-ish speak)
Keeps us chuckling since i can guarantee its not love I would be feeling
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