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By *ssex_tom OP   Man 47 weeks ago

Chelmsford

President Putin has ended the 1954 treaty which guaranteed Englands fish and chip supply. Now, they can mess with many things but not an Englishman's fish and chips. Could this be a trigger for war? What's going on here guys. It's allover the news

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

This is devastating

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Can’t we just ask the people in Cornwall to do the fishing?

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Got our own fish stocks and we grow plenty of spuds ?????

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By *gent CoulsonMan 47 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Time we got our own fishing industry back to proper working order

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By *batMan 47 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

The treaty wasn't about the UK fishing industry, it was about the right to fish in other parts of the world.

I thought there were going to be major changes to UK fishing brought about by leaving the EU. Why should the destruction of another trade treaty worry proud, sovereign UK?

Whatever happens @Tom, we probably shouldn't send the army in for this one.

Gbat

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By *irtydevil666Man 47 weeks ago

bristol

Cod Forbid.....

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By *icassolifelikeMan 47 weeks ago

Luton

Halibut that then! Devastating!

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By *hirleyMan 47 weeks ago

somewhere

Are you using satire here for this subject?

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By *ld StrumpetWoman 47 weeks ago

Telford


"Cod Forbid....."

And I'm done lol

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By *ad NannaWoman 47 weeks ago

East London

I'm already collecting seeds for my own vegetable patch; I'll grow my own fish.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple 47 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Do we need to further blame Sadiq Khan op?

Haddock..

Haddock..

Haddock..

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Screw you putin , get ya grubby hands of me fish and chips

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"I'm already collecting seeds for my own vegetable patch; I'll grow my own fish."

Your better growing them from cuttings.

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By *orny PTMan 47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Screw you putin , get ya grubby hands of me fish and chips "

That monster has no sole. Fuck'im.

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By *orny PTMan 47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Do we need to further blame Sadiq Khan op?

Haddock..

Haddock..

Haddock.."

He'll get battered, come polling day.

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By *lder budweiserMan 47 weeks ago

Stirlingshire


"Do we need to further blame Sadiq Khan op?

Haddock..

Haddock..

Haddock..

He'll get battered, come polling day."

Yeah, he'll flounder

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By *odgerMooreMan 47 weeks ago

Nowhere

Is it coincidence that the same day we set off big missiles he does that…. I say we bomb every Johnny Foreigner that threatens our fish n chips…. We didn’t fight 2 world wars to surrender our fish & chips….. next thing we’ll be eating snails and drinking wine like Johnny Frenchy… smelling of Garlic and mispronouncing English words…. It makes my blood boil…. We should send in the army, air force, coastguard.. AA…RAC …. Sort the bloody lot of them out!!! Get you hands off my mackerel as my darling departed wife used to say !!! What was the question again?? Is it time for Cocoa… already???

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple 47 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"I'm already collecting seeds for my own vegetable patch; I'll grow my own fish.

Your better growing them from cuttings."

Or fish fingers..

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By *batMan 47 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Surely from Caviar?

Gbat

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By *icolerobbieCouple 47 weeks ago

walsall

The thought of this gives me a migraine, or is it just a bad haddock?

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By *cottish guy 555Man 47 weeks ago

London

Sounds like a load of carp. It's out of order.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 47 weeks ago

Southampton

What a load of pollocks!

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By *batMan 47 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

The fin is, it's really important for some people. Right off the scale.

Gbat

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By *cLovin2Man 47 weeks ago

Reading

Salmon has to be done about this!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 47 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

That Putin needs putting in his plaice

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By *r_reusMan 47 weeks ago

Coventry


"That Putin needs putting in his plaice "

Or on a salty cracker.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 47 weeks ago

Southampton


"That Putin needs putting in his plaice

Or on a salty cracker."

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Vlad needs battering

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By *cLovin2Man 47 weeks ago

Reading

All these fish and chip jokes are so crab

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan 47 weeks ago

Londontown

Nicola Sturgeon can sort this out

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman 47 weeks ago

Worcester

Well batter my sausage, this is crabby news.

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By *r_reusMan 47 weeks ago

Coventry


"Nicola Sturgeon can sort this out"

But only after she's been touched for the very first time.

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By *orny-DJMan 47 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

He really is Skate-ing on thinice now

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By *r_reusMan 47 weeks ago

Coventry


"He really is Skate-ing on thinice now "

He needs to be given a bit of CRASH BANG SCALLOP!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man 47 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Listen peoples

This is serious

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By *ad NannaWoman 47 weeks ago

East London


"I'm already collecting seeds for my own vegetable patch; I'll grow my own fish.

Your better growing them from cuttings."

I'll need to find the fish to get cuttings from.

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By *rthur WrightusMan 47 weeks ago

Round the Bend

Eel regret it, we shall go on POF and get our own

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By *cLovin2Man 47 weeks ago

Reading


"Well batter my sausage, this is crabby news."

I already used crab, yours was a crabby post.

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By *icolerobbieCouple 47 weeks ago

walsall


"Listen peoples

This is serious "

I knew you’d mussel in sooner or later Tom.

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By *reative-mindMan 47 weeks ago

Exeter

I've haddock enough of this, I knew somthing was a bit fishy with that Putin chap, has a right chips on his shoulder, he does.

Hopefully someone batters his sausage. Anyway, Moscow.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple 47 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"Listen peoples

This is serious "

It's ok Tom, no need to roe about it..

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By *heel markMan 47 weeks ago

beside the sea

I'm not worried, I've the North Sea on my doorstep

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 47 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"I'm not worried, I've the North Sea on my doorstep "

Yeah, full of tampons ‘n turds

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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago


"Can’t we just ask the people in Cornwall to do the fishing? "

But we shit in the sea... I'll skip British fish.

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By *heel markMan 47 weeks ago

beside the sea


"I'm not worried, I've the North Sea on my doorstep

Yeah, full of tampons ‘n turds "

It's OK I don't fish for them ,cod mainly and mackerel when there in

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man 47 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Why would Russia attack out national dish..is it to undermine out morale before an invasion

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By *batMan 47 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Why would Russia attack out national dish..is it to undermine out morale before an invasion "

I thought it was curry now?

Gbat

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By *elvet RopeMan 47 weeks ago

by the big field

So does Tom blame Sardine Khan for this too?

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By *mf123Man 47 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Come fight me poo tin

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man 47 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"So does Tom blame Sardine Khan for this too? "

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By *orny PTMan 47 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Nicola Sturgeon can sort this out"

That will result in some really fishy business.

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By *ion2005Man 46 weeks ago

stevenage

No need to panic really

Andrew Crook, president of the National Federation of Fish Friers, told Sky News: "British vessels have not fished in Russian waters for decades so it's a bit of a moot point.

..hopefully this will stop these fish based puns as I really hake them .....

I'll get my coat

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By *ansoffateMan 46 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

This is the news.

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