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Fortunately for me mobiles weren't around in the days I drank enough to get a bit tipsy. Nowadays the worst I would do is message our kids telling them they're gorgeous, intelligent, awesome beings but I do that when I'm sober  |
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"Fortunately for me mobiles weren't around in the days I drank enough to get a bit tipsy. Nowadays the worst I would do is message our kids telling them they're gorgeous, intelligent, awesome beings but I do that when I'm sober "
Did you fire off d*unken scrolls? |
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By *eliWoman 40 weeks ago
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I've done it a couple of times. I try not to but yeah, I just end up telling the person I think they're wonderful which I probably already have done. :D
I've received some fantastic ones, don't mind them at all. |
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"Fortunately for me mobiles weren't around in the days I drank enough to get a bit tipsy. Nowadays the worst I would do is message our kids telling them they're gorgeous, intelligent, awesome beings but I do that when I'm sober
Did you fire off d*unken scrolls?"
I had a messenger with a fast horse who would kneel before the object of my affections with a lengthy missive.  |
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I have a couple lovely people on here I can message if a bit tipsy and find myself in forum land.
They are life savers as I really have no filter when imbibing the gin. Or shots. Shots are bad.
In real life, only my friends and MrAbz get them and they just laugh at me
MrsAbz |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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I do one of two things.
Don’t pick up my phone the entire day and live in fear until the hangover is gone or immediately delete all the chats from my phone. What I don’t know can’t hurt me  |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"Fortunately for me mobiles weren't around in the days I drank enough to get a bit tipsy. Nowadays the worst I would do is message our kids telling them they're gorgeous, intelligent, awesome beings but I do that when I'm sober
Did you fire off d*unken scrolls?
I had a messenger with a fast horse who would kneel before the object of my affections with a lengthy missive. "
That was a joy to read  |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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Apparently I'm quite joyful and mischievous so I don't think anyone has hated my d*unk texting.
I don't really like booty calls from guys I haven't even had a social with... |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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I’ve done it yes but my biggest fear is when I have a few different chats on the go at the same time on WhatsApp, one being my work group and I accidentally post something on there by mistake  |
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"Fortunately for me mobiles weren't around in the days I drank enough to get a bit tipsy. Nowadays the worst I would do is message our kids telling them they're gorgeous, intelligent, awesome beings but I do that when I'm sober
Did you fire off d*unken scrolls?
I had a messenger with a fast horse who would kneel before the object of my affections with a lengthy missive. "
Haha!! Well you can’t beat a lengthy missive… |
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I usually d*unk text one of my friends. That’s learnt behaviour though as we had to condition ourselves when we were about 18/19 to only text each other d*unk to avoid the next day hangxiety. She still lives in our hometown and sometimes it’s nice getting a random ‘have I ever told you how much I love you’ message from her on a Saturday night when we haven’t caught up in a while |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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Got the perfect song for this thread
dRnK TxtZ -- Juliette Reilly & danny G
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EKkLB1idnX4&pp=ygUmZFJuSyBUeHRaIC0tIEp1bGlldHRlIFJlaWxseSAmIGRhbm55IEc%3D |
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I rarely get d*unk these days but I have a life hack, if anyone is interested to hear. I delete all conversations from WhatsApp/telegram from people not in my contacts (that’s Fab) so I can’t text anyone
Works great!
Now messaging on Fab on the other hand
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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Druuunk when mobiles were not invented.
Nowadays. Tee total.
Do hate mistype.. Like m a bit flunk druuunk an hour ago waz meeetin a good times. Mr fab waz tooo punch druunk to perform... Tru dat. |
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"I usually d*unk text one of my friends. That’s learnt behaviour though as we had to condition ourselves when we were about 18/19 to only text each other d*unk to avoid the next day hangxiety. She still lives in our hometown and sometimes it’s nice getting a random ‘have I ever told you how much I love you’ message from her on a Saturday night when we haven’t caught up in a while "
Awwww that's just so sweet...
I have a similar gf I should really connect with more often. She helped me get over an ex who although officially dumped me, was still coming back for sex and then going AWOL.
She and I were suuuuper d*unk on the train... I can get morose when d*unk and was missing him. She got me to handover my phone, she tapped a "Fuck off you cun*ing cun*" text but didn't send it. She handed me back my phone with a "I dare you" look. I did tap Send and it was the start of my actual detachment. |
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Never done it because I'm a lifelong teetotal but I have received a few from fabbers.
One of whom used to be on my friends list and had no idea they were outing themselves by messaging from one of their other profiles and proving how they had been lying to me for months. |
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I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board.
In our haste the girls left on my Calvin’s and slipped my beautiful penis out from the side but now _aizy has just quaffed on my face which tipped _stella over and she squirted all over my pants so they are wet again.
But it’s Thursday this time. |
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By *aizyWoman 40 weeks ago
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"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board.
In our haste the girls left on my Calvin’s and slipped my beautiful penis out from the side but now _aizy has just quaffed on my face which tipped _stella over and she squirted all over my pants so they are wet again.
But it’s Thursday this time."
Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please? |
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By *hilloutMan 40 weeks ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I've never been d*unk and I take very good care when texting, so.... 
You're boring. Please note, I'm not saying everyone who hasn't been is. This is very much just aimed at this poster."
Yep. Boring old me |
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"I've never been d*unk and I take very good care when texting, so....
You're boring. Please note, I'm not saying everyone who hasn't been is. This is very much just aimed at this poster.
Yep. Boring old me "
I don't remember you being boring! |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"D*unken texting - who invented it?
Deep regrets.
Have you fallen fall of this before, either sending or receiving?"
Definitely made this mistake, Sent a d*unken message on fb to a female friend. We both flirted alot a few years ago.
She has a hubby ( even back then).
Sent her a tipsy message one Saturday, she read it but no reply.
A couple a days later I messaged apologising for being a nob and promised it wouldn't happen again |
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By *hilloutMan 40 weeks ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I've never been d*unk and I take very good care when texting, so....
You're boring. Please note, I'm not saying everyone who hasn't been is. This is very much just aimed at this poster.
Yep. Boring old me
I don't remember you being boring!"
One person's boredom is another's excitement I suppose |
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"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board.
In our haste the girls left on my Calvin’s and slipped my beautiful penis out from the side but now _aizy has just quaffed on my face which tipped _stella over and she squirted all over my pants so they are wet again.
But it’s Thursday this time.
Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please?"
This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here |
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Sent a friend (girl) that I have fancied for a while a naughty text or seven…
She has a guy.
She came back politely that she was not interested but know knows with little doubt what I think… FFS cringe! |
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By *aizyWoman 40 weeks ago
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"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board.
In our haste the girls left on my Calvin’s and slipped my beautiful penis out from the side but now _aizy has just quaffed on my face which tipped _stella over and she squirted all over my pants so they are wet again.
But it’s Thursday this time.
Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please?
This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here "
Sorry, Estella was distracting me, she is very distracting! |
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"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board.
In our haste the girls left on my Calvin’s and slipped my beautiful penis out from the side but now _aizy has just quaffed on my face which tipped _stella over and she squirted all over my pants so they are wet again.
But it’s Thursday this time.
Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please?
This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here
Sorry, Estella was distracting me, she is very distracting! "
That woman is pure indulgence |
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By *aizyWoman 40 weeks ago
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"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board.
In our haste the girls left on my Calvin’s and slipped my beautiful penis out from the side but now _aizy has just quaffed on my face which tipped _stella over and she squirted all over my pants so they are wet again.
But it’s Thursday this time.
Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please?
This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here
Sorry, Estella was distracting me, she is very distracting!
That woman is pure indulgence "
I read that in the sexy M&S ads voice!  |
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By *stella OP Woman 40 weeks ago
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"I’m now having d*unk sex with _aizy and _stella whilst Henriette prepares a cheese board.
In our haste the girls left on my Calvin’s and slipped my beautiful penis out from the side but now _aizy has just quaffed on my face which tipped _stella over and she squirted all over my pants so they are wet again.
But it’s Thursday this time.
Could you ask Henriette to chuck some pickled onions on the cheese board please?
This isn’t her first cheese board Daizy, there will be pickled onions. Now get back here
Sorry, Estella was distracting me, she is very distracting!
That woman is pure indulgence
I read that in the sexy M&S ads voice! "
Oh hello! I’m d*unk right now! |
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Never sent, and only received once. An ex, 2 years after she dumped me for a Guy with the same Christian name. ‘Got mixed up’ apparently and ‘stupidly haven’t deleted your number’. I did say ‘fuck sake how pissed are you?’ |
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Not very often though!
, but other than that, text me too!
