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What not to say at a fab social date...
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By (user no longer on site) OP 50 weeks ago
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"Sorry I'm a bit late, I was wanking over your pictures and lost track of time. 
think that would do it haha xx"
I think I might try it at my next social! |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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"What's that white stain on your trousers?
...Ooops toothpaste. Brushed in a hurry because I lost track of time wanking to your pictures. "
Oh! I thought it was cum from the bloke you sucked off before you met me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 50 weeks ago
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"Sorry I'm late. My last meet ran on and I just couldn't get enough."
I think you'd be ok there. A man that can plan and multitask. Women love that quality. Win win! |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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"Sorry I'm late. My last meet ran on and I just couldn't get enough."
Estella did a thread about this. The guys seemed pretty ok with a woman that would say that |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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I had to try and find something to wear and I couldn’t decide so I just picked up what I wore to work couple of days ago. Fortunately it was still in the was basket. Was such a nice outfit don’t you think? ASOS. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 50 weeks ago
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"Excuse the squirming. I've got this dreadful itch, and you can't scratch certain places in public. If this goes well, I'll show you, if you like  "
I'll look but no touching. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 50 weeks ago
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"I had to try and find something to wear and I couldn’t decide so I just picked up what I wore to work couple of days ago. Fortunately it was still in the was basket. Was such a nice outfit don’t you think? ASOS. "
The fact you put effort into finding the outfit in your wash basket ..... She'll feel so desired. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 50 weeks ago
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"So did I mention I don't have sex before marriage? I already bought us rings! "
That looks a bit of a squeeze, but heck, if I put it on soft it might fit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 50 weeks ago
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"Is it going in the pink or the stink then....
Mr
She might have pout pink lips but bad breath....?
The stink it is then 
Mr "
Yep. Just close your nose and it will feel the same! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 50 weeks ago
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"Would you mind putting this bag over your head? No offence, I'm just used to you from your pics, from the neck down."
....But previous women have found my orgasm face a turn on? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 50 weeks ago
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"Haha I hope our date lasts longer than my last one. The minute he dropped his pants and he was smaller than 8"... I totally lost interest ... Pppfffttt.
Now where were we?"
I'm still taking it all out to show you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 50 weeks ago
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"Attention everyone, lost property call...there have been a number of items handed in to reception...
15 sky remotes
12 Lynx cans
Can the owners please collect them asap."
Not a sweat. I'm with virgin and use Brute. (phew) |
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By *ornycougaWoman 50 weeks ago
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"Sorry I was slow at replying, I was fucking this woman I matched with on Tinder all night (this actually happened!)
And what did he say then?! "
Loooool Felix. I don't think it would have had a detrimental impact on lil insatiable me. I'm sure it would have done for him tho... But I didn't give him the opportunity to prove me wrong! |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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"Sorry I'm a bit late, I was wanking over your pictures and lost track of time. "
My wife is here on FAB, she’s beautiful and we both do our own thing, and together. But, she met a guy for a coffee here in Manchester. All was good on the build up.
However, once at the table drinking a coffee, after the pleased to meet you’d, he said he thought all the women on the site were paid for services (you know That word!)he said it! as a friend had told him that, and he couldn’t understand why coffee socials was important, Why my wife wasn’t putting out? She felt like smacking him and storming off.
However she saw the coffee through, wrote his ad-homonym Veri, ‘he’s human and is real’ but also wrote him a very candid scathing review back to his inbox.
He deleted his account within minutes of receiving it.
To be clear and then removal of doubt, His comments are not ours. Our approach is very diligent and very respectful.  |
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