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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"If you are out there then knock three times.......
Keep this bumped please."
Bump!
Disappointed, Granny - really I am. I so asked you not to tell people that Soxy is my alter ego....you have blown my cover! |
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"If you are out there then knock three times.......
Keep this bumped please.
Bump!
Disappointed, Granny - really I am. I so asked you not to tell people that Soxy is my alter ego....you have blown my cover!"
It was a seriously good cover. |
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Sox has his lil breaks from time to time, he can be a busy boy occasionally, despite being a feckin freeloader!
He will return or I will go fetch him. I occupy the same town/space time continuum as him. |
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I'm all Danish Blue
I want to Camembert you
My lil Dutch Edam in Sox.
I'm just Boursin inside.
I could Roquefort with pride
Cos you look so Gouda in Frocks
I could melt like a Brie
Squeak like halloumi
For the tiniest glimpse of your ..........
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"Sox has his lil breaks from time to time, he can be a busy boy occasionally, despite being a feckin freeloader!
He will return or I will go fetch him. I occupy the same town/space time continuum as him."
Weirdly Jodie is on a similar sabbatical at present. That can only mean one thing Funkmeister... the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies are converging and a bum thread is imminent.. |
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over a year ago
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"I'm all Danish Blue
I want to Camembert you
My lil Dutch Edam in Sox.
I'm just Boursin inside.
I could Roquefort with pride
Cos you look so Gouda in Frocks
I could melt like a Brie
Squeak like halloumi
For the tiniest glimpse of your ..........
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I've checked in the washing machine, the tumble dryer and even the bottom of the ironing basket but alas ...... no odd Soxy there.  |
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"Sox has his lil breaks from time to time, he can be a busy boy occasionally, despite being a feckin freeloader!
He will return or I will go fetch him. I occupy the same town/space time continuum as him.
Weirdly Jodie is on a similar sabbatical at present. That can only mean one thing Funkmeister... the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies are converging and a bum thread is imminent.. "
What can I say bro, our weakness for transvestite time travelling companions will be our downfall. |
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"Sox has his lil breaks from time to time, he can be a busy boy occasionally, despite being a feckin freeloader!
He will return or I will go fetch him. I occupy the same town/space time continuum as him.
Weirdly Jodie is on a similar sabbatical at present. That can only mean one thing Funkmeister... the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies are converging and a bum thread is imminent..
What can I say bro, our weakness for transvestite time travelling companions will be our downfall."
Yours might be one of those bloody deviant angry dressing up types but mines all woman mate! 
...although she does seem to leave the loo seat up a lot and be a bit more hirsuite than most ladies I've met...  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"soxy and granny do both have a y in their name  spooooooooooky"
There is more... it is sucha good cover for Granny to be Soxy! (Or should that be the other way round?)
Looking for Soxy is the perfect alibi...
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"Is Granny missing as well now?
Any Soxy sightings?"
I have dispatched the Funky Irregulars to find him. (these are Victorian urchins that operate on the foggy streets of old Sunderland town).
They will find him and alert me to his presence soon.
The game is afoot! |
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I've set a trap for him. He can't resist my gold glitter thong so I have put it outside his quarters under a large bucket held up by a stick.
He can't resist. 
I will keep checking my bucket and let you all know when he is caught. |
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