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"Tbh it’s more fun to play with dildos. The websites tell you how big they are so you don’t have to rely on a blokes measurements, and they go bigger than a penis.  "
A dildo can't make you a cup of tea after though |
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"Tbh it’s more fun to play with dildos. The websites tell you how big they are so you don’t have to rely on a blokes measurements, and they go bigger than a penis.
A dildo can't make you a cup of tea after though "
I mean I’m not really into sticking around long enough to be made a cup of tea. |
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"Tbh it’s more fun to play with dildos. The websites tell you how big they are so you don’t have to rely on a blokes measurements, and they go bigger than a penis.
A dildo can't make you a cup of tea after though
I mean I’m not really into sticking around long enough to be made a cup of tea. "
You'd just fuck me and leave straight away?  |
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"Tbh it’s more fun to play with dildos. The websites tell you how big they are so you don’t have to rely on a blokes measurements, and they go bigger than a penis.
A dildo can't make you a cup of tea after though
I mean I’m not really into sticking around long enough to be made a cup of tea.
You'd just fuck me and leave straight away? "
I might make an exception if you have the clipper fair trade tea in the green box with the unbleached teabags. And semi-skimmed milk. |
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"Tbh it’s more fun to play with dildos. The websites tell you how big they are so you don’t have to rely on a blokes measurements, and they go bigger than a penis.
A dildo can't make you a cup of tea after though
I mean I’m not really into sticking around long enough to be made a cup of tea.
You'd just fuck me and leave straight away?
I might make an exception if you have the clipper fair trade tea in the green box with the unbleached teabags. And semi-skimmed milk."
Of course! I know what those words are, don't worry about it   |
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"I don’t need to know about your massive cock. Please keep it in the thread.
Sure. What do you wan’t to know about it? 
How does it hang?  "
As sexily as it can manage |
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"I don’t need to know about your massive cock. Please keep it in the thread.
Sure. What do you wan’t to know about it?
How does it hang?
As sexily as it can manage "
Gagging to me you now. |
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"My boss. 6ft6, total cock
He’s your boss and been in your ass? Does HR know?  , the way he works the rota, I get fucked up the arse most weeks "
I hope it’s consensual. |
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"I don’t need to know about your massive cock. Please keep it in the thread.
Sure. What do you wan’t to know about it?
How does it hang?
As sexily as it can manage
Gagging to me you now. "
Meet even |
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"I don’t need to know about your massive cock. Please keep it in the thread.
Sure. What do you wan’t to know about it?
How does it hang?
As sexily as it can manage
Gagging to me you now.
Meet even "
You had me at ‘gagging’….
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Ooohh now we are talking an into topic
I wouldn’t mind a DP but no way am I having anything over 6”
Hopefully I find the right size to go with Mr monster for my pussy
I’m interested to see the biggest taken to |
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"My boss. 6ft6, total cock
He’s your boss and been in your ass? Does HR know? , the way he works the rota, I get fucked up the arse most weeks
I hope it’s consensual. "
Capitalism can never be consensual. |
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