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By *bi Haive OP Man 50 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Why does it always piss down with rain on your day off, when you've important things to do outdoors that necessitate dry weather and the use of electricity......
Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck.
Oh to be a duck.
Now I'll have to find something non urgent to do indoors. Any suggestions?  |
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"Why does it always piss down with rain on your day off, when you've important things to do outdoors that necessitate dry weather and the use of electricity......
Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck.
Oh to be a duck.
Now I'll have to find something non urgent to do indoors. Any suggestions? "
I took three days off work to do the garden.
Good job my skin is waterproof I guess. |
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An umbrella and a healthy disregard for electrical safety (call Rhianna she may let you stand under hers)?
Bad news chap it’s hissing down here too so it looks like you’ll get what we’ve got for most of the day |
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"Bake a cake. It's fun.
I eat cake.
I don't bake cake.  
Well fine. Have a wank then.
I'll bake."
All together now
“If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank, had a wank, had a wank
If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank
Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 50 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Bake a cake. It's fun.
I eat cake.
I don't bake cake.
Well fine. Have a wank then.
I'll bake.
All together now
“If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank, had a wank, had a wank
If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank
Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?"
Awww... I like being serenaded. If I'd seen you wanking I'd come |
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"Bake a cake. It's fun.
I eat cake.
I don't bake cake.
Well fine. Have a wank then.
I'll bake.
All together now
“If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank, had a wank, had a wank
If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank
Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?
Awww... I like being serenaded. If I'd seen you wanking I'd come "
Have you still got that “cooking with jizz cookbook” I sent you? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman 50 weeks ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Bake a cake. It's fun.
I eat cake.
I don't bake cake.
Well fine. Have a wank then.
I'll bake.
All together now
“If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank, had a wank, had a wank
If I knew you were comin' I'd've had a wank
Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?
Awww... I like being serenaded. If I'd seen you wanking I'd come
Have you still got that “cooking with jizz cookbook” I sent you?"
Yes. Gimme jizz  |
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"Put a raincoat and wellies on, and get on with it.
A bit of rain never hurt anyone.
It does when you're running an extension lead outside and using something electrical!  "
That could be problematic.
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