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Bollox is a lovely word - summarises anything.
Any time that you fuck up, or someone else fucks up, anytime someone is a pain in the arse, anytime something goes wrong 'bollox' can sum up the situation and if you say 'bollox' to another person - they automatically know what you mean - even if they are . Russian 'Bolloxiskvyvhy' is what they would say, in French, it's la Bellaux, In German Das Bälle.....
So 'bollox' is the universal language and needs to be promoted
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"Bollox is a lovely word - summarises anything.
Any time that you fuck up, or someone else fucks up, anytime someone is a pain in the arse, anytime something goes wrong 'bollox' can sum up the situation and if you say 'bollox' to another person - they automatically know what you mean - even if they are . Russian 'Bolloxiskvyvhy' is what they would say, in French, it's la Bellaux, In German Das Bälle.....
So 'bollox' is the universal language and needs to be promoted
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"Bollox is a lovely word - summarises anything.
Any time that you fuck up, or someone else fucks up, anytime someone is a pain in the arse, anytime something goes wrong 'bollox' can sum up the situation and if you say 'bollox' to another person - they automatically know what you mean - even if they are . Russian 'Bolloxiskvyvhy' is what they would say, in French, it's la Bellaux, In German Das Bälle.....
So 'bollox' is the universal language and needs to be promoted
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bollox!! |
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"it's bolleaux
OOOHHHH !!!! showing off her french now is she....some people...tut..
nah, just a spritism...but it wasnt far from the french word was it
maybe i need some french lessons  "
OOOh a spiritism....she says, thinking i dont know what the fuck she is talking about....  |
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"An interesting word with numerous uses, i thinkpersonally i prefer fuckwitbreathtiwankcuntybollockybollock"
Congratulations thats todays lucky word and you have won an all expenses night in with Big Bad...Hooray! |
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"it's bolleaux
OOOHHHH !!!! showing off her french now is she....some people...tut..
nah, just a spritism...but it wasnt far from the french word was it
maybe i need some french lessons
OOOh a spiritism....she says, thinking i dont know what the fuck she is talking about.... "
not a spirit-ism you numpty...a sprite-ism
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"An interesting word with numerous uses, i thinkpersonally i prefer fuckwitbreathtiwankcuntybollockybollock
Congratulations thats todays lucky word and you have won an all expenses night in with Big Bad...Hooray! "
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"it's bolleaux
OOOHHHH !!!! showing off her french now is she....some people...tut..
nah, just a spritism...but it wasnt far from the french word was it
maybe i need some french lessons
OOOh a spiritism....she says, thinking i dont know what the fuck she is talking about....
not a spirit-ism you numpty...a sprite-ism
passes jesus new glasses "
I was being spiritual with my bollox...do you fancy doing a spritism on my bollox? |
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"An interesting word with numerous uses, i thinkpersonally i prefer fuckwitbreathtiwankcuntybollockybollock
Classic speak....its probably being written into the oxford dictionary as we speak... "
take note boffins!!!!! |
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"An interesting word with numerous uses, i thinkpersonally i prefer fuckwitbreathtiwankcuntybollockybollock
Classic speak....its probably being written into the oxford dictionary as we speak... take note boffins!!!!!"
how does one pronounce it in a brummy accent?... |
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"An interesting word with numerous uses, i thinkpersonally i prefer fuckwitbreathtiwankcuntybollockybollock
Classic speak....its probably being written into the oxford dictionary as we speak... take note boffins!!!!!
how does one pronounce it in a brummy accent?... "
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"An interesting word with numerous uses, i thinkpersonally i prefer fuckwitbreathtiwankcuntybollockybollock
Classic speak....its probably being written into the oxford dictionary as we speak... take note boffins!!!!!
how does one pronounce it in a brummy accent?... coming from a man with a fecking swahilli accent???? ya eeeeejit!!!! lol "
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'Fuck' is a far more versatile word with untold uses in everyday language:
Uses of the word Fuck
=====================
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you will never read something like:
"Fuck off", he hinted.
Grammatical Usage
=================
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John). Or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful).
Further Structures
==================
As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.
For example:
Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud: "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression: "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust: "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief: "What the fuck....?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair: "Fucked again."
Good Job: "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation: "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Disappointment: "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence: "He's a fucking genius."
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief: "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness: "He's just a fuck-off."
Pain: "Fuck! that hurt."
Pleasure: "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love: "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship: "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise: "Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration: "Nice fucking tits!"
Stupid person: "Dumbfuck!"
Hate: "You Fuck!"
Condemnation: "Fuck that shit!"
Disappointment: "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand: "A Royal Fuck."
Ignorant person: "Fuckstick."
Denial: "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy: "Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck".
Confusion: "What the fuck just happened?"
Resignation: "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion: "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions: "Fuck off."
Sex: "Let's fuck."
Maternal: "Motherfucker."
Incestuous: "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity: "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement: "Absofuckinglutely."
Questioning Authority: "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Hypocrisy: "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker."
Praising the Lord: "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache: "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal: "Oh you can fuck right off."
Be quiet: "Shut the fuck up."
You're right: "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation: "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness: "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence: "Fuckin' A."
Rage: "Motherfucking fuckers!"
Impressed: "That was fucking amazing."
Oral sex after 30 years of marriage: "Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall)
Bewilderment or Ignorance: "Fucked if I know."
Enraged: "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance: "Fuck off, fucker."
Annoyance: "For fuck's sake."
Pissed off: "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness: "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle: "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
Professional appraisal of mechanical failure: "It's fucked."
Calling someone: "Oy, fuck face!"
Minors: "Fucklings."
Morons: "Fucktards."
And then we have some very famous quotes across history from some very famous people, who all used the word 'fuck':
General Custer: Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic: "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo: "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein: "Any fucker could understand that."
John Lennon: "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell: "The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn: "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon: "Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda: "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher: "What fucking map?"
Picasso: "It fucking does look like her."
Christopher Columbus: "Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson: "It's a fucking skin condition"
Pythagoras: "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Joan of Arc: "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
Noah: "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066: "Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out"
John F Kennedy: "Who needs that fucking bubble top?"
John F Kennedy: "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."
John F Kennedy Jr.: "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"
Bill Clinton: "I should have fucked her."
Hurricane Katrina: "Mardi Fuckin Gras this, motherfuckers."
Leonardo da Vinci: "Call that a fucking smile?"
Sir Walter Raleigh: "That's another good cloak fucked!"
William Tell: "Keep Fucking Still."
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"'Fuck' is a far more versatile word with untold uses in everyday language:
Uses of the word Fuck
=====================
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you will never read something like:
"Fuck off", he hinted.
Grammatical Usage
=================
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John). Or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful).
Further Structures
==================
As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.
For example:
Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud: "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression: "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust: "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief: "What the fuck....?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair: "Fucked again."
Good Job: "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation: "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Disappointment: "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence: "He's a fucking genius."
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief: "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness: "He's just a fuck-off."
Pain: "Fuck! that hurt."
Pleasure: "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love: "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship: "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise: "Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration: "Nice fucking tits!"
Stupid person: "Dumbfuck!"
Hate: "You Fuck!"
Condemnation: "Fuck that shit!"
Disappointment: "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand: "A Royal Fuck."
Ignorant person: "Fuckstick."
Denial: "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy: "Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck".
Confusion: "What the fuck just happened?"
Resignation: "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion: "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions: "Fuck off."
Sex: "Let's fuck."
Maternal: "Motherfucker."
Incestuous: "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity: "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement: "Absofuckinglutely."
Questioning Authority: "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Hypocrisy: "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker."
Praising the Lord: "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache: "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal: "Oh you can fuck right off."
Be quiet: "Shut the fuck up."
You're right: "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation: "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness: "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence: "Fuckin' A."
Rage: "Motherfucking fuckers!"
Impressed: "That was fucking amazing."
Oral sex after 30 years of marriage: "Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall)
Bewilderment or Ignorance: "Fucked if I know."
Enraged: "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance: "Fuck off, fucker."
Annoyance: "For fuck's sake."
Pissed off: "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness: "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle: "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
Professional appraisal of mechanical failure: "It's fucked."
Calling someone: "Oy, fuck face!"
Minors: "Fucklings."
Morons: "Fucktards."
And then we have some very famous quotes across history from some very famous people, who all used the word 'fuck':
General Custer: Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic: "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo: "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein: "Any fucker could understand that."
John Lennon: "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell: "The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn: "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon: "Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda: "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher: "What fucking map?"
Picasso: "It fucking does look like her."
Christopher Columbus: "Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson: "It's a fucking skin condition"
Pythagoras: "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Joan of Arc: "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
Noah: "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066: "Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out"
John F Kennedy: "Who needs that fucking bubble top?"
John F Kennedy: "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."
John F Kennedy Jr.: "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"
Bill Clinton: "I should have fucked her."
Hurricane Katrina: "Mardi Fuckin Gras this, motherfuckers."
Leonardo da Vinci: "Call that a fucking smile?"
Sir Walter Raleigh: "That's another good cloak fucked!"
William Tell: "Keep Fucking Still."
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"'Fuck' is a far more versatile word with untold uses in everyday language:
Uses of the word Fuck
=====================
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you will never read something like:
"Fuck off", he hinted.
Grammatical Usage
=================
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John). Or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful).
Further Structures
==================
As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.
For example:
Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud: "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression: "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust: "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief: "What the fuck....?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair: "Fucked again."
Good Job: "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation: "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Disappointment: "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence: "He's a fucking genius."
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief: "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness: "He's just a fuck-off."
Pain: "Fuck! that hurt."
Pleasure: "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love: "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship: "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise: "Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration: "Nice fucking tits!"
Stupid person: "Dumbfuck!"
Hate: "You Fuck!"
Condemnation: "Fuck that shit!"
Disappointment: "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand: "A Royal Fuck."
Ignorant person: "Fuckstick."
Denial: "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy: "Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck".
Confusion: "What the fuck just happened?"
Resignation: "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion: "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions: "Fuck off."
Sex: "Let's fuck."
Maternal: "Motherfucker."
Incestuous: "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity: "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement: "Absofuckinglutely."
Questioning Authority: "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Hypocrisy: "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker."
Praising the Lord: "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache: "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal: "Oh you can fuck right off."
Be quiet: "Shut the fuck up."
You're right: "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation: "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness: "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence: "Fuckin' A."
Rage: "Motherfucking fuckers!"
Impressed: "That was fucking amazing."
Oral sex after 30 years of marriage: "Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall)
Bewilderment or Ignorance: "Fucked if I know."
Enraged: "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance: "Fuck off, fucker."
Annoyance: "For fuck's sake."
Pissed off: "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness: "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle: "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
Professional appraisal of mechanical failure: "It's fucked."
Calling someone: "Oy, fuck face!"
Minors: "Fucklings."
Morons: "Fucktards."
And then we have some very famous quotes across history from some very famous people, who all used the word 'fuck':
General Custer: Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic: "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo: "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein: "Any fucker could understand that."
John Lennon: "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell: "The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn: "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon: "Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda: "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher: "What fucking map?"
Picasso: "It fucking does look like her."
Christopher Columbus: "Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson: "It's a fucking skin condition"
Pythagoras: "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Joan of Arc: "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
Noah: "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066: "Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out"
John F Kennedy: "Who needs that fucking bubble top?"
John F Kennedy: "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."
John F Kennedy Jr.: "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"
Bill Clinton: "I should have fucked her."
Hurricane Katrina: "Mardi Fuckin Gras this, motherfuckers."
Leonardo da Vinci: "Call that a fucking smile?"
Sir Walter Raleigh: "That's another good cloak fucked!"
William Tell: "Keep Fucking Still."
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"One of my fav's is FUBAR and can be used around the kids cause its not rude lol xxxx
Nowhere near as flexible as bollox... "
F.U.B.A.R. is actually an acronym that stands for: 'Fucked up beyond all repair'.
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"One of my fav's is FUBAR and can be used around the kids cause its not rude lol xxxx
Nowhere near as flexible as bollox...
F.U.B.A.R. is actually an acronym that stands for: 'Fucked up beyond all repair'.
Just thought you'd like to know "
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Bollocks is a word of Anglo-Saxon origin, meaning "testicles". The word is often used figuratively in British English slang, as a noun to mean "nonsense", an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, or an adjective to mean "poor quality" or "useless". Similarly, the common phrases "Bollocks to this!" or "That's a load of old bollocks" generally indicate contempt for a certain task, subject or opinion. Conversely, the word also figures in idiomatic phrases such as "the dog's bollocks" and "top bollock(s)", which usually refer to something which is admired, approved of or well-respected.
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"Bollocks is a word of Anglo-Saxon origin, meaning "testicles". The word is often used figuratively in British English slang, as a noun to mean "nonsense", an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, or an adjective to mean "poor quality" or "useless". Similarly, the common phrases "Bollocks to this!" or "That's a load of old bollocks" generally indicate contempt for a certain task, subject or opinion. Conversely, the word also figures in idiomatic phrases such as "the dog's bollocks" and "top bollock(s)", which usually refer to something which is admired, approved of or well-respected.
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Exactly.its versatile, a word for any situation....i love it.... |
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sorry i dont know how to quote, (i guess it would take up too much space anyway), but what wishyNsiren posted further up was funny as fuck! i just LMFAO!! |
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