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Under starter's orders No5...BANG and they're off!...
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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Tonights race is a clamber to the top of the tree. A big pair of nuts for the victor. Your contestants:
1) Girthrude - The Gorilla
2) Cheeky - The Chimp
3) Mishief - The Monkey
Winner announced by 10:30pm And they're off!
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"I was going to say I am going for girth and then thought that did not sound right so cheeky monkey it is.  "
Cheeky Monkey is quite girthy though. Saw him squeezing into his climbing shorts pre race.  |
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"I was going to say I am going for girth and then thought that did not sound right so cheeky monkey it is.
Cheeky Monkey is quite girthy though. Saw him squeezing into his climbing shorts pre race. "
Oh well, in for a penny in for a pound |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"I was going to say I am going for girth and then thought that did not sound right so cheeky monkey it is.
Cheeky Monkey is quite girthy though. Saw him squeezing into his climbing shorts pre race.
Oh well, in for a penny in for a pound "
Actually, Cheeky is going well at the momenet. I've got him in the lead by a bananna as the race stands.
Second is Misheif, not too far behind. Girthrude has stopped to scratch his balls.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Michael palin
Do a his plaid shirt and cuts the tree down stealing the nuts so hide in his black lace knickers "
The race officials spoted him pre race. He's been apprehended and now wearing them on his head and swallowing a big banana. |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Michael palin
Do a his plaid shirt and cuts the tree down stealing the nuts so hide in his black lace knickers
The race officials spoted him pre race. He's been apprehended and now wearing them on his head and swallowing a big banana. "
The tree suddenly falls and it's woody woodpecker for the win after setting Michael up as a distraction |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Michael palin
Do a his plaid shirt and cuts the tree down stealing the nuts so hide in his black lace knickers
The race officials spoted him pre race. He's been apprehended and now wearing them on his head and swallowing a big banana.
The tree suddenly falls and it's woody woodpecker for the win after setting Michael up as a distraction "
No. Woody woodpecker is the race ref and will be deciding the winner.
Current standings.
1) Mishief the monkey
2) Girthrude the gorilla
3) Cheeky the chimp |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago
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"Your race has ground to a halt.
Is there a Stewards Enquiry ?
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Sorry I was busy sending cock pics to the hotpics page women.
The race is over and the winner is.....
Mishief the Monkey. |
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