Spunk in eye

By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago

If you get spunk in your eye

Does it swim about in your eye fluids. And does it try to bury into the eye surface as it would a human egg?

By *ulkuriMan 45 weeks ago

London

Yes. After nine months you will give birth to an eldritch eyechild. This is the origin of the expression "apple of my eye"

By *ophieslutTV/TS 45 weeks ago

Central

Sadly it just stings like hell

By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago

I mean in a microscopic level

It won’t die on impact so surely it must wriggle about on the surface of the eye

By *orders-cplCouple 45 weeks ago

middx cpl

it bloody stings

By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

"it bloody stings "

Seemingly that's 'cos it's trying to fertilise eye

By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago

I hate it here.

By (user no longer on site) OP 45 weeks ago

I’ve had it in my eye and it’s very dry , felt abrasive I washed it out quickly