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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago

C'mon.....lets hear them

Here is one to get us going....

Met the inventor of the crossword yesterday.....cant remember his name but it was P...something....T....something.... R

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By *assy69Man 40 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales

My friend thinks he’s so smart….. he tells me that onions are the only food that makes you cry…… so I threw a coconut in his face

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By *rispyDuckMan 40 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

As suspected someone has been adding soil to my garden

Hmm the plot thickens

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

On my first day as a delivery driver for Mr Kipling I had to do an emergency stop…

Fortunately the lorry had exceedingly good brakes!

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

"My friend thinks he’s so smart….. he tells me that onions are the only food that makes you cry…… so I threw a coconut in his face

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By *ORDERMANMan 40 weeks ago

wrexham

"C'mon.....lets hear them

Here is one to get us going....

Met the inventor of the crossword yesterday.....cant remember his name but it was P...something....T....something.... R

I thought he was buried in our local cemetery...his grave is 5 down 7 across.

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By *angerouslemaisonsMan 40 weeks ago

Peterborough

My friend was shocked when he found out I’m not a qualified electrician

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the roof?

Tequila

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By *t12guy49Man 40 weeks ago

Walton-on-Thames

Why aren’t prawns good at sharing?

Because they are shellfish ??

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By *ldgeezermeMan 40 weeks ago

Newcastle

Don't ask me how but I've somehow managed to wire the electric blanket and the toaster together!?

Now I keep unexpectedly popping out of the bed throughout the night

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan 40 weeks ago

louth

When the man who invented Tetris was buried the whole graveyard disappeared

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