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There’s a guy I met down the forum
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"Well cake and cheese does seem to get mentioned a lot in the lounge so that fella could be onto something."
Those are staple subjects here in the lounge kitchen.
He also mentioned the kitchen table and getting right up _aizy from behind whilst being fed cake by his wife.
He seemed a bit perverse if I’m honest. |
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By *aizyWoman 40 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Well cake and cheese does seem to get mentioned a lot in the lounge so that fella could be onto something.
Those are staple subjects here in the lounge kitchen.
He also mentioned the kitchen table and getting right up _aizy from behind whilst being fed cake by his wife.
He seemed a bit perverse if I’m honest."
Let's not be too hasty, there is perverse and Perverse, did he happen to mention what type of cake?  |
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"The lounge is actually a misspelling of 'tounge' (sic).
It is something apparently possessed by a number of cunning linguists on here who want to lick their way into women's favours."
Women’s favours is my new favourite thing in the kitchen.
Lounge.
I forget! |
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"Well cake and cheese does seem to get mentioned a lot in the lounge so that fella could be onto something.
Those are staple subjects here in the lounge kitchen.
He also mentioned the kitchen table and getting right up _aizy from behind whilst being fed cake by his wife.
He seemed a bit perverse if I’m honest.
Let's not be too hasty, there is perverse and Perverse, did he happen to mention what type of cake? "
Red velvet  |
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By *aizyWoman 40 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Well cake and cheese does seem to get mentioned a lot in the lounge so that fella could be onto something.
Those are staple subjects here in the lounge kitchen.
He also mentioned the kitchen table and getting right up _aizy from behind whilst being fed cake by his wife.
He seemed a bit perverse if I’m honest.
Let's not be too hasty, there is perverse and Perverse, did he happen to mention what type of cake?
Red velvet "
Defo perverse then, the best kind!  |
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"I’m just here for the snooker table and dartboard.
The mr
Can't believe they had packman taken out to fit that snooker table in! "
No they got rid of it because 20p’s kept getting jammed. Space invaders is getting delivered next week.
The mr |
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"I’m just here for the snooker table and dartboard.
The mr
Can't believe they had packman taken out to fit that snooker table in!
No they got rid of it because 20p’s kept getting jammed. Space invaders is getting delivered next week.
The mr "
Oh boy and I've loads of 20p's saved up as well! |
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"Does that mean you're going to do me over the air fryer rather than the pouffe?
Max crisp or roast?
Roast please. But be careful, or you might batter your sausage at the same time "
Only thing getting battered is your cervix sweet girl. |
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