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My local that I drink in appears to be the Derbyshire branch of the flat earth society.
The latest things I heard down there just made me chuckle.
NASA is the biggest buyer of helium all satellites are held up with helium balloons.
Gravity doesn’t exist (this one prompted a discussion that nearly ended in blows between two people)
The old classic that airplane contrails are the government dosing us with chemicals to control us.
What strange things have you heard. |
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The usual shite... Rothchilds run the world, McDonalds funded the IRA, house, job and car straight off the boat etc
Latest one is Zalenskyy owns 2 yachts worth 75M each
You still get guys swearing blind that Bob Holness played the saxophone on Baker Street as well |
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""Marc Almond had to have his stomach pumped in the 80's because there was that much spunk in there"
Bloke in a pub. C.1985"
Yeah, it was Rod Stewart in my dad's day... always from someone who knew somebody who knew somebody |
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"The usual shite... Rothchilds run the world, McDonalds funded the IRA, house, job and car straight off the boat etc
Latest one is Zalenskyy owns 2 yachts worth 75M each
You still get guys swearing blind that Bob Holness played the saxophone on Baker Street as well "
That last one is actually true, I heard it down the pub.  |
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"The usual shite... Rothchilds run the world, McDonalds funded the IRA, house, job and car straight off the boat etc
Latest one is Zalenskyy owns 2 yachts worth 75M each
You still get guys swearing blind that Bob Holness played the saxophone on Baker Street as well "
Tom will not name them on here for obvious reasons but there are a handful of families that are front for those ruling the world.
More to this than meets the eye |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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Not recently
But many years ago and it is a true story
A friend of mine
Started winding a slightly un educated guy about being called up for the first gulf war
He sent him his call up papers!!!
And a map of where he was going to be posted
(A piece of sandpaper)
The guy was asking in the pub
And others said they had received theirs too
But it should be treated with secrecy
True story!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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""Marc Almond had to have his stomach pumped in the 80's because there was that much spunk in there"
Bloke in a pub. C.1985"
I remember that classic from the 80's |
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""Marc Almond had to have his stomach pumped in the 80's because there was that much spunk in there"
Bloke in a pub. C.1985 I remember that classic from the 80's "
Sure Adam Ant was involved or John Moss from Culture Club. Lol |
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By *TG3Man 40 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"My local that I drink in appears to be the Derbyshire branch of the flat earth society.
The latest things I heard down there just made me chuckle.
NASA is the biggest buyer of helium all satellites are held up with helium balloons.
Gravity doesn’t exist (this one prompted a discussion that nearly ended in blows between two people)
The old classic that airplane contrails are the government dosing us with chemicals to control us.
What strange things have you heard. "
I heard Sydney university have given up studying us they've moved on to telegram  |
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"My local that I drink in appears to be the Derbyshire branch of the flat earth society.
The latest things I heard down there just made me chuckle.
NASA is the biggest buyer of helium all satellites are held up with helium balloons.
Gravity doesn’t exist (this one prompted a discussion that nearly ended in blows between two people)
The old classic that airplane contrails are the government dosing us with chemicals to control us.
What strange things have you heard. "
I've heard the gravity one.
The same person argued space doesn't exist.
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"Someone asking in all seriousness, Do they really let women be pilots? They can't be allowed surely??
Was probably the low point"
Yeah but it’s only in those simulators, right, it’s not actually for real, everyone knows that, surely. |
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""Marc Almond had to have his stomach pumped in the 80's because there was that much spunk in there"
Bloke in a pub. C.1985 I remember that classic from the 80's "
The celebrities have morphed with the times, including the following -
Rod Stewart, Elton John, David Bowie, Marc Almond, Mick Jagger, Andy Warhol, Jeff Beck, Jon Bon Jovi, the drummer for Bon Jovi, the lead singer for New Kids on the Block, the Bay City Rollers (what, all of them?), Alanis Morrissette, Li'l Kim, Foxy Brown, Britney Spears, and Fiona Apple. |
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"That Willy Idol bloke thinks he can win rear of the year
Think he had too many from the top shelf…
He can. Women's pert category, he gets my vote at least.
I've always liked you, Mr Fox  "
Happy to be your runner up
But I fear I will be in the ladies ample ass section! |
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By *batMan 40 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
“They ALL want to come here because we are too soft and will give them a house and a gazillion pounds up front”
“They are nicking all our jobs.” (Said by an unemployed half wit who has never visited a dentist, let alone trained as one).
“They was only doing their jobs.” (Said about a guy that apparently shot innocent unarmed civilians).
“Soldiers should never be prosecuted for what they do in a war zone. You wouldn’t do their job.”
And many others ….
Gbat |
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