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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.
What do you love to see in a first message? |
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"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.
What do you love to see in a first message?"
Would a pack of fish finger suffice?  |
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"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.
What do you love to see in a first message?
Would a pack of fish finger suffice? "
So many fish puns. Bet you're having a whale of a time |
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"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.
What do you love to see in a first message?
Would a pack of fish finger suffice?
So many fish puns. Bet you're having a whale of a time"
That's one in the net.  |
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By *izzy.Woman 42 weeks ago
Stoke area |
I love seeing a guy giving a woman a good fucking , and the photos are mainly the woman's body and it's obviously bareback. Ideally various different women and he states the photos are of his longterm partner.  |
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We live near the end of a motorway near docks and we love the truckers messaging saying for C to get round to service them - I think they mean them and not the trucks, unless she’s got a sideline as a mechanic now and hasn’t told me
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"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.
What do you love to see in a first message?
Would a pack of fish finger suffice?
So many fish puns. Bet you're having a whale of a time
That's one in the net. "
No better time to flex your mussels |
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"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.
What do you love to see in a first message?
Would a pack of fish finger suffice?
So many fish puns. Bet you're having a whale of a time
That's one in the net.
No better time to flex your mussels"
So long as there's no crabs about. |
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"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.
What do you love to see in a first message?
Would a pack of fish finger suffice?
So many fish puns. Bet you're having a whale of a time
That's one in the net.
No better time to flex your mussels
So long as there's no crabs about. "
The claw that broke the camels back |
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"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.
What do you love to see in a first message?"
As if fab isn’t difficult enough as a solo guy now I have to catch a big fish in order to attract a sexy lady. Maybe that were I been going wrong with fab for all these years |
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"We live near the end of a motorway near docks and we love the truckers messaging saying for C to get round to service them - I think they mean them and not the trucks, unless she’s got a sideline as a mechanic now and hasn’t told me
K"
How does this make you feel?
Do you feel left out? |
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By *stellaWoman 42 weeks ago
London |
My best first DM was someone saying they thought I was less like Estella from Great Expectations but more like Tess of the D’Urbervilles. And quoted from
the book the section describing Tess. I melted. Bastard smooth talker. |
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By *oxy jWoman 42 weeks ago
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"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.
What do you love to see in a first message?"
i had one of these a few weeks back such a weird pic to send someone on a swinging site |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short
I am a normal bubbly friendly tv/ts from Scotland that can see the bright side off life
Your profile say you like to meet interesting people well I think I am very interesting I am just wondering if maybe I peak your interest at all
Your profile also says that your comfortable with your bisexuality and open minded me also you also state your very adventurous i think I maybe fit the bill for adventure if not then that’s ok your profile also says your looking for new experiences but noticed it doesn’t say it’s looking for a tv/ts well that maybe the new experience your looking for so
Also your pictures are very vibrant and cool you look wonderfuly beautiful in them
Hopefully this message has peaked your interest if not then that’s ok I understand
Lots off hugs and kiss nat
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"We live near the end of a motorway near docks and we love the truckers messaging saying for C to get round to service them - I think they mean them and not the trucks, unless she’s got a sideline as a mechanic now and hasn’t told me
K
How does this make you feel?
Do you feel left out?"
Surely 3 can fit in the back of the truck 
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"We live near the end of a motorway near docks and we love the truckers messaging saying for C to get round to service them - I think they mean them and not the trucks, unless she’s got a sideline as a mechanic now and hasn’t told me
K
How does this make you feel?
Do you feel left out?
Surely 3 can fit in the back of the truck
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Not with that fat arse of yours |
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By *C79Man 42 weeks ago
Caterham |
"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short
I am a normal bubbly friendly tv/ts from Scotland that can see the bright side off life
Your profile say you like to meet interesting people well I think I am very interesting I am just wondering if maybe I peak your interest at all
Your profile also says that your comfortable with your bisexuality and open minded me also you also state your very adventurous i think I maybe fit the bill for adventure if not then that’s ok your profile also says your looking for new experiences but noticed it doesn’t say it’s looking for a tv/ts well that maybe the new experience your looking for so
Also your pictures are very vibrant and cool you look wonderfuly beautiful in them
Hopefully this message has peaked your interest if not then that’s ok I understand
Lots off hugs and kiss nat
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Personally, I'd say it's a bit TL:DR
You'll also want to correct the end to say "piqued your interest"
Sorry to sound like a moany old git |
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"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short
I am a normal bubbly friendly tv/ts from Scotland that can see the bright side off life
Your profile say you like to meet interesting people well I think I am very interesting I am just wondering if maybe I peak your interest at all
Your profile also says that your comfortable with your bisexuality and open minded me also you also state your very adventurous i think I maybe fit the bill for adventure if not then that’s ok your profile also says your looking for new experiences but noticed it doesn’t say it’s looking for a tv/ts well that maybe the new experience your looking for so
Also your pictures are very vibrant and cool you look wonderfuly beautiful in them
Hopefully this message has peaked your interest if not then that’s ok I understand
Lots off hugs and kiss nat
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No fishes on your profile, delete! |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short
I am a normal bubbly friendly tv/ts from Scotland that can see the bright side off life
Your profile say you like to meet interesting people well I think I am very interesting I am just wondering if maybe I peak your interest at all
Your profile also says that your comfortable with your bisexuality and open minded me also you also state your very adventurous i think I maybe fit the bill for adventure if not then that’s ok your profile also says your looking for new experiences but noticed it doesn’t say it’s looking for a tv/ts well that maybe the new experience your looking for so
Also your pictures are very vibrant and cool you look wonderfuly beautiful in them
Hopefully this message has peaked your interest if not then that’s ok I understand
Lots off hugs and kiss nat
Personally, I'd say it's a bit TL:DR
You'll also want to correct the end to say "piqued your interest"
Sorry to sound like a moany old git"
I think it’s just perfect |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short"
Sorry Nat, not a fish in sight. It’s a no I’m afraid. |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short
I am a normal bubbly friendly tv/ts from Scotland that can see the bright side off life
Your profile say you like to meet interesting people well I think I am very interesting I am just wondering if maybe I peak your interest at all
Your profile also says that your comfortable with your bisexuality and open minded me also you also state your very adventurous i think I maybe fit the bill for adventure if not then that’s ok your profile also says your looking for new experiences but noticed it doesn’t say it’s looking for a tv/ts well that maybe the new experience your looking for so
Also your pictures are very vibrant and cool you look wonderfuly beautiful in them
Hopefully this message has peaked your interest if not then that’s ok I understand
Lots off hugs and kiss nat
No fishes on your profile, delete!"
Hold on I go get the mermaids outfit out and snap pictures ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short
Sorry Nat, not a fish in sight. It’s a no I’m afraid. "
All good but remember you sed no there’s no takes backs ever
I am hide something big |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short
Sorry Nat, not a fish in sight. It’s a no I’m afraid.
All good but remember you sed no there’s no takes backs ever
I am hide something big "
And I don’t mean my D |
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"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short
I am a normal bubbly friendly tv/ts from Scotland that can see the bright side off life
Your profile say you like to meet interesting people well I think I am very interesting I am just wondering if maybe I peak your interest at all
Your profile also says that your comfortable with your bisexuality and open minded me also you also state your very adventurous i think I maybe fit the bill for adventure if not then that’s ok your profile also says your looking for new experiences but noticed it doesn’t say it’s looking for a tv/ts well that maybe the new experience your looking for so
Also your pictures are very vibrant and cool you look wonderfuly beautiful in them
Hopefully this message has peaked your interest if not then that’s ok I understand
Lots off hugs and kiss nat
No fishes on your profile, delete!
Hold on I go get the mermaids outfit out and snap pictures ha ha "
That should do it   |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Hello op I don’t think we been introduceds so let me start by saying hello I am natalie or nat for short
I am a normal bubbly friendly tv/ts from Scotland that can see the bright side off life
Your profile say you like to meet interesting people well I think I am very interesting I am just wondering if maybe I peak your interest at all
Your profile also says that your comfortable with your bisexuality and open minded me also you also state your very adventurous i think I maybe fit the bill for adventure if not then that’s ok your profile also says your looking for new experiences but noticed it doesn’t say it’s looking for a tv/ts well that maybe the new experience your looking for so
Also your pictures are very vibrant and cool you look wonderfuly beautiful in them
Hopefully this message has peaked your interest if not then that’s ok I understand
Lots off hugs and kiss nat
No fishes on your profile, delete!
Hold on I go get the mermaids outfit out and snap pictures ha ha
That should do it "
Nope it’s all ready sed nope all cool ooo well can only try ones but ones I get a no it’s a no forever no matter if they change they minds |
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"We live near the end of a motorway near docks and we love the truckers messaging saying for C to get round to service them - I think they mean them and not the trucks, unless she’s got a sideline as a mechanic now and hasn’t told me
K
How does this make you feel?
Do you feel left out?
Surely 3 can fit in the back of the truck
Not with that fat arse of yours "
Well my fat arse got more FAB’s* than your ‘defined’ arse
*Nothing to do with C’s boobs creating more traffic on our profile at all |
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"We live near the end of a motorway near docks and we love the truckers messaging saying for C to get round to service them - I think they mean them and not the trucks, unless she’s got a sideline as a mechanic now and hasn’t told me
K
How does this make you feel?
Do you feel left out?
Surely 3 can fit in the back of the truck
Not with that fat arse of yours
Well my fat arse got more FAB’s* than your ‘defined’ arse
*Nothing to do with C’s boobs creating more traffic on our profile at all "
That's an unfair advantage!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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I’d be impressed to be fair
Nothing gets my heart pumping more than opening a message to be met with a close up of the one eyed snake. That’s a staring competition I don’t mind loosing. |
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I've got a few of those but I won't send them haha
Personally I don't get many first messages so I have to do that myself.
I generally am really polite, tell them how great they look and try and find something we can converse over. X
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"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.
What do you love to see in a first message?"
Why does it always have to be a carp?
The ugly overweight slobs of the aquatic world.
..and what does it say about someone who wants to unnecessarily drag a creature around by its lip, or hooked randomly further into its mouth, just to show off an ,odd and apparently socially acceptable, perceived prowess.
Then, the unfortunate creature is released again, ready to have the cycle repeated for the ultimate financial gain of the lake owner.
Is there any evidence that women swoon over piscatorial skills?
Sorry to carp on about this. But there would be an outcry if anyone did this to birds in the name of sport. Could it be because fish don't squawk? |
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"Personally I love it when a guy sends me a picture of him holding a big fish he’s just caught. Nothing makes me wetter.
What do you love to see in a first message?
Would a pack of fish finger suffice?
So many fish puns. Bet you're having a whale of a time
That's one in the net.
No better time to flex your mussels
So long as there's no crabs about.
The claw that broke the camels back"
Load of codswallop |
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