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By *ea monkey OP Man 41 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I’m shamelessly C+P’ing this preamble from Posh, mainly because I’m lazy and also in deference to her ‘cos she’s poorly sick. So here’s her words, feel free to do what she says…
Because quite frankly some of us are too shy to actually tell the people we like... and my mates are proper perverts (yes, I'm looking at you, Misty... among others)... I figured one of these might be fun.
Just don't forget... send messages, it's anonymous after all! Although owning up can lead to damn good things
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
6) don't forget the OP is a needy wench too
Get to it you sexy bunch |
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Just in from one of fabs finest fellas
could you please - tell Sarah, I saw her photos and I want to write my name on her chest using my tongue, and type out my name between her legs using morse code on her clitoris. 
I think you should let him  |
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"Just in from one of fabs finest fellas
could you please - tell Sarah, I saw her photos and I want to write my name on her chest using my tongue, and type out my name between her legs using morse code on her clitoris.
I think you should let him "
Yes fucking please xx
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"Incoming!!!!
Could you please tell Rickshawed
Is there any chance your fella would let me borrow you,… I will let you ride me like you stole me. "
With feelings of guilt before I hand you over to the police? Interesting kink  |
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"You guys know this thread doesn't work if you don't send messages right.
And yes, I sent several so I'm allowed to point it out. 
J"
I sent one to Tea and realised he’s been offline for three hours!! |
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Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!
Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 41 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!
Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr."
There's a bloody echo in here! |
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"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!
Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr.
There's a bloody echo in here! "
Echo echo echo |
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"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!
Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr.
There's a bloody echo in here! "
I'm properly giving up now. I'm the only fecking reliable postie and then I get this nonsense when I post. And to add insult to injury, none of the messages are for me.
I'm taking my ball and going home
J |
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"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!
Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr.
There's a bloody echo in here!
I'm properly giving up now. I'm the only fecking reliable postie and then I get this nonsense when I post. And to add insult to injury, none of the messages are for me.
I'm taking my ball and going home
J"
Move over to my Let's fly away thread Julie |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"My polite mate says
Could you please tell VeronicaExplorer that she is sassy and classy lassie?
Should I move to Scotland? "
You’d be made to feel very welcome  |
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"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!
Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr."
That started off so well |
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OP, this message for you is HOT!
Mr Tea Monkey you have an air of sophistication and kinkiness that makes me want to kiss you from your inner thigh all the way up to your luscious lips before kneeling infront of you, ready for you to do as you wish- I just know you're a deliciously, wicked, deviant |
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"Oh Julie, this sexy specimen wants to say;
Can you let Julie know that she can jerk my beef any day of the week  "
I actually went to our sent messages to check this wasn't B. It wasn't. Thank you my meaty mystery admirer!
J |
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"An excitable message from a dapper dandy to Jülië...
"...she is one of the most wonderful, fun, sexy, alluring, inspiring, desirable women I know.
And I know two women. No, three."
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This is rather lovely Please feel brave enough to reveal yourself via DM!
J |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 41 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!
Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr.
There's a bloody echo in here!
I'm properly giving up now. I'm the only fecking reliable postie and then I get this nonsense when I post. And to add insult to injury, none of the messages are for me.
I'm taking my ball and going home
J"
Akshually it’s my ball  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 41 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"OP, this message for you is HOT!
Mr Tea Monkey you have an air of sophistication and kinkiness that makes me want to kiss you from your inner thigh all the way up to your luscious lips before kneeling infront of you, ready for you to do as you wish- I just know you're a deliciously, wicked, deviant "
Sophistication? I’m guessing that they don’t know me!
I mean, yes! |
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"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!
Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr.
There's a bloody echo in here!
I'm properly giving up now. I'm the only fecking reliable postie and then I get this nonsense when I post. And to add insult to injury, none of the messages are for me.
I'm taking my ball and going home
J
Akshually it’s my ball "
And I have looked after it for you carefully and lovingly. And this is the thanks I get. Pfffft.
J |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 41 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Ooh another message, this time for Em. We're cooking on gas now!
Could you please tell Em that her bottom makes me want to move to Ireland and convert to Bummism. But the rest of her isn’t bad either. Passable. Ish. I suppose. Grrr.
There's a bloody echo in here!
I'm properly giving up now. I'm the only fecking reliable postie and then I get this nonsense when I post. And to add insult to injury, none of the messages are for me.
I'm taking my ball and going home
J
Akshually it’s my ball
And I have looked after it for you carefully and lovingly. And this is the thanks I get. Pfffft.
J"
I’ll thank you personally |
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"An excitable message from a dapper dandy to Jülië...
"...she is one of the most wonderful, fun, sexy, alluring, inspiring, desirable women I know.
And I know two women. No, three."
This is rather lovely Please feel brave enough to reveal yourself via DM!
J"
Looks like no one wants to own up to only knowing their mum, their gran and me 
J |
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"Oh Chunky this is a spicy one!
Can you tell ChunkyBugga that I want his sexy chunky frame on top of me as he fills me with that chunky peen!"
Flippin’eck, spicy one indeed! Sounds fun and very doable though  |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Here's another...
Please tell Woody that I definitely misread his No 1, I want to make his cream can pop and I'd happily help him with the first item on his bucket list!"
I had to check my list!
I like to eat my favourite dish between 8 and 9pm |
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By *nnCeeWoman 41 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"JuliePost at your service, the original and best...
Could you tell EnCee that her profile says she is cheeky and I’d agree, as I’d quite like to get my face between her ass cheekys "
Thank you Julie Post
And thank you Julie's mate! x |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 41 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My sexy mates are keeping my box full 
Please may you inform Tea Monkey I want to explore all his Hill and dales across his belly *swoon*"
Do I need to catch you? These Victorian types always seem to faint! |
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"Willy, Willy, Willy, this one's for you from a beauty!
Please tell Willy that I think he probably deserves to win Fab's best bum but I'll know for sure once I've seen it in person "
Oh wow! I was just off to bed as well. Better do some more squats first. Tell my secret admirer photos don't do it justice and they can give it a pinch anytime |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Message to Nic85 from a south-coast chap on his dogtooth pattern armchair:
"Tell Nic85 to hurry up and move down south so we get in my hot tub…. She knows the rules"."
The Prosecco is chilling |
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"My polite mate says
Could you please tell VeronicaExplorer that she is sassy and classy lassie?
Should I move to Scotland? "
Not all Scotsmen are north of the border.
It wasn't my message, just saying.
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By *aizyWoman 41 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Oh Obi, a message from my very hot mate just landed...
Obi Haive, I'd love to to be on my knees front and centre when you're doing what you're doing in your latest video
Lordy!!! "
I would like to thank whoever sent that msg for bringing that video to my attention!  |
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"Oh Obi, a message from my very hot mate just landed...
Obi Haive, I'd love to to be on my knees front and centre when you're doing what you're doing in your latest video
Lordy!!!
I would like to thank whoever sent that msg for bringing that video to my attention! "
You're welcome |
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By *aizyWoman 41 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Oh Obi, a message from my very hot mate just landed...
Obi Haive, I'd love to to be on my knees front and centre when you're doing what you're doing in your latest video
Lordy!!!
I would like to thank whoever sent that msg for bringing that video to my attention!
You're welcome "
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Can I act as the evri courier here?
I might deliver something similar to your message, to someone else, in another country, but only if they have a shed/bin/skip or empty field in which to leave things in the rain, possibly to be nibbled by sheep. |
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