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By *layfullsam OP   Man 41 weeks ago

Solihull

What’s the greatest or your favourite one line in a song ?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 41 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

When she gets her panties lower than her self esteem I'll show her what her mommy did to make her daddy leave

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By *r SteelhammerMan 41 weeks ago

belfast

I don’t like no whips and chains, and you can’t tie me down, but you can whip your lovin on me baby

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By *ohnjoehotTV/TS 41 weeks ago

reddirch

/Bruce springsteen no surrender /We learned more from a three minute record baby than we ever learned in school

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By *r SteelhammerMan 41 weeks ago

belfast

“Nants ingonyama bagithi baba”

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By *idlandiaMan 41 weeks ago

Birmingham

You see a mousetrap, I see free cheese and a fucking challenge

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By *icknmix500Man 41 weeks ago

South Gloucestershire

There's pigeons down on market square

She's standing in her underwear

Looking down from a hotel room

The nightfall will be comin soon.

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By *tylebender03Man 41 weeks ago

Manchester

I stay sweet as a nut, sweet like Tropicana

When the hammer hits, your head splits like banana

You're not ready for this girl

You better send your best soldiers, 'coz this is Captain Rosco

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By *layfullsam OP   Man 41 weeks ago

Solihull

As the concrete hardened crust

Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye

And Ernie bit the dust

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By *aizyWoman 41 weeks ago

west midlands

I whipped off her bloomers n stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plum, I poked n stroked till my wrist got numb but I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm..

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan 41 weeks ago

Wales/ All over UK

Zombies… whoa oh… That’s not your grandma anymore..

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By *orksRockerMan 41 weeks ago

Bradford

"if only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart"

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By *cottish guy 555Man 41 weeks ago

London

Nothing on the television

Just the dust on the screen

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

And I need you more than want you and I want you for all time.

Not much is getting close to that imo

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By *ycanNightsMan 41 weeks ago

Workington

If I want to be repeatedly shit on, I'll go and make Dutch porn

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By *icassolifelikeMan 41 weeks ago

Luton

Bring your daughter to the slaughter!

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By *apybarasCouple 41 weeks ago

High Lighthouse!

You said I must eat so many lemons

'Cause I am so bitter

I said, "I'd rather be with your friends, mate

'Cause they are much fitter"

I do love Kate Nash.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 41 weeks ago

Wirral.


"You said I must eat so many lemons

'Cause I am so bitter

I said, "I'd rather be with your friends, mate

'Cause they are much fitter"

I do love Kate Nash."

Was that not Lily Allen? Cracking song, though

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 41 weeks ago

Wirral.

"She took the moonlight from me.

Put the stars out one by one.

Killed the light of hope inside me

and then she took the sun"

Reg Meuros

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan 41 weeks ago

Wales/ All over UK


"You said I must eat so many lemons

'Cause I am so bitter

I said, "I'd rather be with your friends, mate

'Cause they are much fitter"

I do love Kate Nash.

Was that not Lily Allen? Cracking song, though "

Nope, Kate Nash - Foundations

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan 41 weeks ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Bring your daughter to the slaughter! "

That’s not even the best Iron Maiden lyric!

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By *zeroMan 41 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By *uri00620Woman 41 weeks ago

Croydon

Not sure about favourite but these always make me smile:

"On the National Express there's a jolly hostess

Selling crisps and tea

She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks

For a sky-high fee

Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle

Back in '63

But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size

Of a small country"

- I appreciate it's not just a line

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By *zeroMan 41 weeks ago

Glasgow

Darkness! Imprisoning me! All that I see!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 41 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Not sure about favourite but these always make me smile:

"On the National Express there's a jolly hostess

Selling crisps and tea

She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks

For a sky-high fee

Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle

Back in '63

But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size

Of a small country"

- I appreciate it's not just a line "

Oh, I could fill this thread with Neil Hannons word wizardry

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By *parkle1974Woman 41 weeks ago

Leeds

Didn't know today would be our last x

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

".. like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown this time I'm coming down"- Richard Ashcroft

"..RAAH! RAAH! like a Dungeon dragon"- Busta Rhymes

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By *mmaleiaWoman 41 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Life is a waterfall

We're one in the river

And one again after the fall

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By *potter123Man 41 weeks ago

Haverhill

"Respect to the man in the icecream van"

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

Yeah, I've discussed it with myself

And I'm disgusted with the way

We are told to have a certain face

A certain weight, be flawless

We aren't pixels on a screen

No, we're humans, we breathe

Every single thing we see, curated

It's overrated

These expectations, they keep weighing me down

My heart is begging me to get the hell out of my head

I'm gonna live inside the upside down

For a minute and pretend

Honey, I'm a perfect 10

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By *oxesMan 41 weeks ago

Southend, Essex


"What’s the greatest or your favourite one line in a song ?"

I thought this said at first the greatest one line song.

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By *r TriomanMan 41 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I have a few but here's one that sprang instantly to mind: Sky is crying, streets are full of tears - Dire Straits, Hand in Hand.

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By *randmrsbigboobsCouple 41 weeks ago

romsey


"As the concrete hardened crust

Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye

And Ernie bit the dust"

Poor Ernie!!

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By *iss.ddWoman 41 weeks ago

Leeds + Newcastle

You tell your boyfriend (boyfriend), if he says he's got beef

That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

You can't get better than a kwik fit fitter!

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By *929Man 41 weeks ago

newcastle

Can't wait 'til it's my turn to get dough

So I don't gotta fuckin' day dream no more

Mobb deep - daydreaming

I think about this line so much, when having to grind through a shit hard graft day at work, when see something motivating or that represents where I want to be in life ect ect

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

If god one day struck me blind, your beauty I’d still see

Love’s too weak to define, just what you mean to me.

God I love Prince

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 41 weeks ago

London

How many times must a man look up

Before he can see the sky

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By *r TriomanMan 41 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"How many times must a man look up

Before he can see the sky"

Metaphorically speaking, not a clue, physically speaking, once.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 41 weeks ago

London


"Not sure about favourite but these always make me smile:

"On the National Express there's a jolly hostess

Selling crisps and tea

She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks

For a sky-high fee

Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle

Back in '63

But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size

Of a small country"

- I appreciate it's not just a line "

And everybody sings, "Ba-ba-ba-da

(love it)

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By *het 345Man 41 weeks ago

Preston

The world is full of Kings and Queens who blind your eyes and steal your dreams....

A bit dour, but accurate

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

"Here we are, born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe!"

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

It's sad but it's true how society says

Her life is already over

There's nothing to do and there's nothing to say

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By *uri00620Woman 41 weeks ago

Croydon


"Not sure about favourite but these always make me smile:

"On the National Express there's a jolly hostess

Selling crisps and tea

She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks

For a sky-high fee

Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle

Back in '63

But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size

Of a small country"

- I appreciate it's not just a line

Oh, I could fill this thread with Neil Hannons word wizardry "

Yes love him!! Tonight we Fly is a firm favourite for his lyrics too

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS 41 weeks ago

Manchester


"How many times must a man look up

Before he can see the sky"

The answer is _lowing in the wind.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 41 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Freedoms just another word for nothin’ left to loose,

And nothin’ ain’t worth nothin’ but it’s free

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By *umslut jannineTV/TS 41 weeks ago

nottingham

Clowns to the left of me jokers to the right

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Impi! wo 'nans' impi iyeza

Obani bengathinta amabhubesi?

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By *istretchMan 41 weeks ago

leeds

Look in the mirror but nothing to be seen just a thin layer Mr Mr sheen looking back at me .

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Severance,

The birds of leaving call to us,

Yet here we stand

Endowed with the fear of flight.

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By *aizyWoman 41 weeks ago

west midlands

They're justified and they're ancient and they drive an ice cream van

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 41 weeks ago

London

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Big bottom swing, big bottom

Swing-a-linga

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By *alm_one4Man 41 weeks ago

RM16

Two that always come to mind

Steel heart…‘call be black call me white, call me anything you like, just don’t call me late for the party.’

Skid Row….’hit me with a shovel coz I can’t believe I dug you’

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By *agnar73Man 41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"They're justified and they're ancient and they drive an ice cream van"

To get Tammy Wynette to sing that as well..

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By *iaisonseekerMan 41 weeks ago

Liverpool

She told me to come but I was already there!

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By *aizyWoman 41 weeks ago

west midlands


"They're justified and they're ancient and they drive an ice cream van

To get Tammy Wynette to sing that as well.."

I know it is brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

I have seen the morning burning golden on the mountain in the skies

Aching with the feeling of the freedom of an eagle when she flies

Turning on the world the way she smiled upon my soul as I lay dying

Healing as the colors in the sunshine and the shadows of her eyes

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By *r SteelhammerMan 41 weeks ago

belfast

Pedicure, manicure, kitty-cat claws

The way she climbs up and down them poles

Lookin' like one of them Putty-Cat Dolls

Tryin' to hold my woodie back through my drawers

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 41 weeks ago

London

Laugh along with the common people

Laugh along even though they're really laughing at you

And the stupid things that you do

Because you think that poor is cool

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By *agnar73Man 41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"They're justified and they're ancient and they drive an ice cream van

To get Tammy Wynette to sing that as well..

I know it is brilliant! "

Just love the stuff they got away with, especially the burning the money stunt

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By *agicfingers1Man 41 weeks ago

near Brighton

Just give me one more platinum plaque, and fuck rap, you can have it back

Dr Dre

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By *aizyWoman 41 weeks ago

west midlands


"They're justified and they're ancient and they drive an ice cream van

To get Tammy Wynette to sing that as well..

I know it is brilliant!

Just love the stuff they got away with, especially the burning the money stunt "

Yeah, I think they ended up regretting that tho!

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By *agicfingers1Man 41 weeks ago

near Brighton

Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch

I'm the best there's ever been

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By *agnar73Man 41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

‘Caught between the Scylla and Charibdes’

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By *uri00620Woman 41 weeks ago

Croydon

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By *uri00620Woman 41 weeks ago

Croydon

Not the greatest but silly sometimes is good too ...

In your search for absolution there is only one solution,

Kick a pigeon in the park.

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By *ink vixenCouple 41 weeks ago

Medway

Dressing our wounds with industrial gloves made of wire.

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By *elix SightedMan 41 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope

Be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope

Be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo da dub dub

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo da dub dub

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo da dub dub

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

(Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Scatman

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By *he-DuchessWoman 41 weeks ago

Manchester

And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it.

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

We're just 2 lost souls swimming in a fishbowl , year after year ... Pink Floyd, wish you were here

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 41 weeks ago

London

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By *agnar73Man 41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope

Be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope

Be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo da dub dub

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo da dub dub

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo da dub dub

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

(Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Scatman"

He voiced Hong Kong Phooey, so the man can do no wrong as far as I’m concerned.

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By *agnar73Man 41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"They're justified and they're ancient and they drive an ice cream van

To get Tammy Wynette to sing that as well..

I know it is brilliant!

Just love the stuff they got away with, especially the burning the money stunt

Yeah, I think they ended up regretting that tho! "

I’m a cynic on whether they actually did beyond a layer to convince the camera

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By *tephanjMan 41 weeks ago

Kettering

Mama just killed a man put a gun against his head pulled my trigger now he's dead. Can't beat a bit of freddy

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 41 weeks ago

Southampton

It took the death of hope

To finally let you go

Snuff by Slipknot

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 41 weeks ago

London


"Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope

Be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope

Be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo da dub dub

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo da dub dub

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo da dub dub

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

(Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Scatman"

I would recommend you to sing it whilst giving an oral.

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By *elix SightedMan 41 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope

Be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope

Be bop ba bodda bope

Bop ba bodda bope

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo da dub dub

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo da dub dub

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo da dub dub

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

(Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Scatman

I would recommend you to sing it whilst giving an oral. "

Haha does that rhythm work for you?!

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By *lowingMan 41 weeks ago

Warrington

The future passes into memory with only a moment between

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By *iaisonseekerMan 41 weeks ago

Liverpool

I bargained for salvation and she gave me a lethal dose.

Shelter from the Storm - Bob Dylan

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By *rlandoMan 41 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

" I drive a Rolls Royce because it s good for my voice " Marc Bolan

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By *tephTV67TV/TS 41 weeks ago

Cheshire

Nice to see a KLF lyric on here

One of my favourites

‘I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth’ substitute - The Who

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 41 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Well I woke up Sunday morning’

No way to hold my head that didn’t hurt,

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad,

So I had one more for dessert

I know it’s more than a line but rules is made to be broken, right?

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

A good day ain’t got no rain.

A bad day’s when I lie in bed and think of things that might have been.

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By *untypearsonWoman 41 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Do you think of me, when you kiss her

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By *rofessor ElementalMan 41 weeks ago

Durham

"And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." - The Beatles, "The End"

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By *iss.ddWoman 41 weeks ago

Leeds + Newcastle

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By *iss.ddWoman 41 weeks ago

Leeds + Newcastle


"Not the greatest but silly sometimes is good too ...

In your search for absolution there is only one solution,

Kick a pigeon in the park."

Yesssssss Spunge!!!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 41 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Not sure about favourite but these always make me smile:

"On the National Express there's a jolly hostess

Selling crisps and tea

She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks

For a sky-high fee

Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle

Back in '63

But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size

Of a small country"

- I appreciate it's not just a line "

Out that was my one.

Ok I'll settle for

Strap on Sally chased us down the alley, we feared for our behinds...

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By *ermite12ukMan 41 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?

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By *iaisonseekerMan 41 weeks ago

Liverpool

Don't go home with your hard-on - Leonard Cohen

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

"..she said her body was young, but her mind was very old"

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By *wingnswitchCouple 41 weeks ago

NEWARK

What if I say I’m not like the others.

Going to get it on a tattoo one day… x

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By *interflingMan 41 weeks ago

london

Well, I turn around to look at you—you’re nowhere to be found

I search the place for your lost face—guess I’ll have another round

And I think that I just fell in love with you

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

Lou Reed, Street hassle

Oh when someone turns that blue

Well, it's a universal truth

Then you just know that bitch will never fuck again

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By *interflingMan 41 weeks ago

london

Might have gone over quota there

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

A man can tell a thousand lies song live to tell Madonna

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By *o scandalousWoman 41 weeks ago

Glasgow

Maybe we should all be praying for time.

Praying for Time - George Michael.

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By *iaisonseekerMan 41 weeks ago

Liverpool

Your love is like a slow train coming

I can feel it coming down the tracks

Billy Ocean

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By *agnar73Man 41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

She tells you she’s an orphan,

After you meet her family..

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

Can i have your daughter for the rest of my life say yes say yes cuz i need to know…

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

"..all the ducks are swimming in the water, round and round and round, round and round and round", by Lemon Jelly

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By *iamond couple twoCouple 41 weeks ago

Wakefield

I’m not into heavy petting,

It only leads to trouble and. Seat wetting

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By *ny1localMan 41 weeks ago

READING

Living next door to Alice, Alice? Who the f..k is Alice?

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

Fire starter twisted fire starter prodigy

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By *issTinyWoman 41 weeks ago

omagh

Ooh I love this question, seen it somewhere aaages ago and it really made me think.

So I’ve got two

The serious one is “A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest”

And the fun one is “Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from meeee”

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By *omersalguyMan 41 weeks ago

Cleckheaton

If I just lay here

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

Ganja is the medication ganja in my brain marijuana take away the stress and pain

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

Ultravox the feeling has gone only you and I this means nothing to Me oooooh Vienna

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By *unlovin72Man 41 weeks ago

BARNSLEY

Stop your grinning and drop your linen for me

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By *educing_EmCouple 41 weeks ago

Tipperary

Some know me as the voice that you hear when you loosen the noose on the rope

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By *opinovMan 41 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Don't fool yourself girl, it's goin' up your poop chute" - Zappa

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By *olvespairCouple 41 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whip's and chain's excite me

Mrs

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By *heekyDemandCouple 41 weeks ago

Leicester

Son, I'm thirty, I only went with your Mother 'cos she's dirty

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 41 weeks ago

Norwich

“The next time someone’s teaching why don’t you get taught”

It’s like that, Run DMC

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By *ust RachelTV/TS 41 weeks ago

Horsham

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

I am the god of hellfire! (Fire - The Crazy World of Arthur Brown)

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By *ario1981Man 41 weeks ago

Clevedon

Hello darkness, my old friend

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By *uffinfaceMan 41 weeks ago

hengoed

Classic

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By *aturefunswTV/TS 41 weeks ago

bristol

The Clash Death or Glory

“ I believe in this and it’s been tested by research , he who fucks nuns will later join the church “

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By *orphia2003Woman 41 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

When everything feels like the movies,

Then you bleed just to know you're alive.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 41 weeks ago

Southampton


"When everything feels like the movies,

Then you bleed just to know you're alive."

Aah Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls. Great song

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

I'm so ahead of my time my parents havnt met yet.

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By *onameyet2Man 41 weeks ago

chorley

I know how Joan of arc felt

When the flames rose

To her Roman nose

And her Walkman started to melt

Hated the Smiths for years, love em now though

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By *onameyet2Man 41 weeks ago

chorley


"" I drive a Rolls Royce because it s good for my voice " Marc Bolan"

You cad sir, you’ve beaten me to it.

Pistols at Dawn?

Love this line

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By *stellaWoman 41 weeks ago

London

Oh you're in my blood like holy wine

You taste so bitter and so sweet

Oh I could drink a case of you darling

And I would still be on my feet

Oh I would still be on my feet

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By *onlywishiMan 41 weeks ago

Newcastle

I dream of naked ladies leaping over me !

Peeping through holes in public lavatories !

Domineering women in thigh high boots !

Tying me up whipping me !

(Anti nowhere league )

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By *oodmessMan 41 weeks ago

yumsville

See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9 maybe 9.5 in 4 beers time.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man 41 weeks ago

Solihull

I hear babies cry,

I watch them grow,

They'll learn much more,

Than I'll ever know.

And I think to myself,

What a wonderful World

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man 41 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

You see a mousetrap I see free cheese and a f**king challenge

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

I met a girl, she was a frog princess

And yes I do regret it now

But how was I to know that just one kiss

Could turn my frog into a cow?

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By *ixiePoisonWoman 41 weeks ago

Darlington

Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow…

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By *inky couple m fMan 41 weeks ago

swansea

You boys throw out that slut word it’s so old news

You boys are easier to use than my Velcro shoes

Ashnikko

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By *hrek101Man 41 weeks ago

Herts

If you're looking for trouble you came to the right place

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By *TinyDelight-Woman 41 weeks ago

City Centre

All my blood for the sweetness of her laughter. It's never over. She is the tear that hangs inside my soul forever

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

WE NEED SOME MORE GIRLS IN HERE

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

THERE’S TOO MANY MAN

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

I made the girl come round N go lo(w) now I just call her Kante. - Dave

My Man at United like Giggs, I will never leave my young gunners like Thierry- Skepta

Excellent finish, Mo Salah - Headie One

After my Gigs(1), they usually wanna party, so I take her to the park(2) so I can get inside the narni (3) or it’s Back to the Villa (4), she’s creaming already, I’m far from chavy(5) but I leave the bed messy (6) - Konan

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By *illy IdolMan 41 weeks ago

Midlands

Always wear sunscreen

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

If I don’t let my demons out to breathe, I’ll end up with some horns or a pair of fucking wings.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS 41 weeks ago

Ramsey

The night sky like velvet masks our eyes tonight

And falling reveals the sunrise and ignite

All over the world by the mighty Tennant & Lowe

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

‘Telling me she loves me- it’s my dick game, it must be’ J Hus.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 41 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

They’ve got groupies for there band

And all I’ve got is my right hand

Dr Hook - Everybody’s Making It Big But Me

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

The last ex that I had was a lighty but the next X that I get is a German.

(‘That’s a X 5’ is the next line)

So crazy from Dave

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

‘I'm in East tryna link my girl

'Cause I've got a baby, across bow like Cupid’

(Crossbow)

-Dave again.

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

I’ll stop because I feel like the wordplay is too much

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

One more:

SUCK YOUR MOTHER AND DAD- Kano

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By *ebbiexxxTV/TS 41 weeks ago

Brynmawr

Hey don't the wars come easy.

Hey don't the peace come hard.

The Big Ones Get Away.

Buffy Sainte-Marie.

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

Generals gathered in their masses

Just like Witches at black masses

Evil minds that plot destruction

Sorcerer of deaths construction

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By *aturefunswTV/TS 41 weeks ago

bristol

1 2 3 and to the 4 , Snoop Doggy Dog and Dr Dre at the door

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago


"1 2 3 and to the 4 , Snoop Doggy Dog and Dr Dre at the door "

Exquisite.

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman 41 weeks ago

Behind The Bales

"To watch a strom with all its wonder, raging in her lovers eyes"

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By *oxesMan 41 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

I went to uni and all I got was a big fat D.

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By *aturefunswTV/TS 41 weeks ago

bristol


"1 2 3 and to the 4 , Snoop Doggy Dog and Dr Dre at the door

Exquisite. "

Ready to make an entrance , to back it up

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple 41 weeks ago

Glasgow

You are beautiful in every single way words won't bring you down

I really fucked it up this time didn't I my dear

Little lion man mumford and son

Welcome to wherever you are this is your life you made it this far

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By *ickinNottsMan 41 weeks ago

Hucknall

I know love and what it means,

A skinny little girl in tightass jeans,

I love to hear them moan and cry,

Cos God made men to satisfy

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By *imply DeeWoman 41 weeks ago

Wherever

Trying to take a picture of the Sun it won’t help you to see the light.

(Bonus points for those who can guess the song)

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By *oteyetieMan 41 weeks ago

Galashiels

Sitting in a sleazy snack bar sucking sickly sausage rolls

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

Hello darkness my old friend ,ive come to talk to you again ... Simon & Garfunkle ,sound of silence

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By *ampWithABrainWoman 41 weeks ago

Glasgow

Can’t POSSIBLY choose just one can’t even choose one George one!

“Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body

I know not everybody has got a body like you, oh”

“And charity is a coat you wear twice a year”

“Castaways and lovers meet

Then kiss in Tropicana's heat“

Want some poetry absurdum?

“Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque“

“Well I'll take all the vitriol

But not the thought of you moving on”

“I saw the rain-dirty valley

you saw Brigadoon”

And some rock, esp for Kzero

“A singer in a smokey room

A smell of wine and cheap perfume”

“There must be some kind of way outta here, said the joker to the thief."

"We are programmed to receive – you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

“and when the band plays 'Hail to the Chief,' they point the cannon at you."

“She's got a smile that it seems to me

Reminds me of childhood memories

Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky”

I could go on all night

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By *ampWithABrainWoman 41 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Hello darkness my old friend ,ive come to talk to you again ... Simon & Garfunkle ,sound of silence"

Beautiful song.

My dad passed almost 3 years ago, saw the other day the Simon and Garfunkel story playing here soon, I’m so tempted but “the boxer” was “our” song and don’t know if I can hear it in public yet.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman 41 weeks ago

Glasgow

More recent favourites

“Cause I've made some real big mistakes

But you make the worst one look fine

I should've known it was strange

You only come out at night

I used to think I was smart

But you made me look so naive

The way you sold me for parts

As you sunk your teeth into me, oh

Bloodsucker, famefucker

Bleedin' me dry, like a goddamn vampire”

“Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism

Like some kind of congressman?”

Seriously try singing that shit! Not easy

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By *ampWithABrainWoman 41 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Laugh along with the common people

Laugh along even though they're really laughing at you

And the stupid things that you do

Because you think that poor is cool"

Awesome song AND video AND stage invasion at the brits!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman 41 weeks ago

Glasgow


"And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it. "

Saw her live a couple years ago she was fantastic!

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By *0ng0 furyMan 41 weeks ago

Birkenhead

i went from the andes to the indies in my undies

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple 41 weeks ago

Glasgow

I heard Jesus did cocaine on a night out

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By *ampWithABrainWoman 41 weeks ago

Glasgow

Goodness how could I leave out

“I am brave, I am bruised

I am who I'm meant to be, this is me”

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By *eavenNhellCouple 41 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

All the rain came down

On a cold new town

As he carried you away

From your father's hand

That always seemed like a fist

Reaching out to make you pay

He came like a hero from the factory floor

With the sun and moon as gifts

But the only son you ever saw

Were the two he left you with

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By *eavenNhellCouple 41 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"Hello darkness my old friend ,ive come to talk to you again ... Simon & Garfunkle ,sound of silence"
written about Arts friend & roommate who went blind at uni Art would sit through lectures etc with him untill they both graduated. They once got separated on the subway and when Arty found him this is the line his blind friend spoke .

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

Strap on Sally chased us down the alley

We feared for our behinds

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By *abluesbabyMan 41 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

You told me again you preferred handsome men

But for me you would make an exception

- Leonard Cohen 'Chelsea Hotel #2'

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By *jfrenchMan 41 weeks ago

Stockport

So there was only one thing that I could do was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

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By *agic johnsonMan 40 weeks ago

morden

Getting paid like the biker with the best crank .spray it like a high rank sniper on the west bank

Mf doom

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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago

Have you seen a politician with a mile wide smile

Who didn't love himself more than a mother loves her child

(Old men lay down )

The cross

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By *r1dayMan 40 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Down crooked stairs and sideways glances comes the king of second chances

Foo Fighters

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By *agpie and RavenMan 40 weeks ago

Leicester

#The phone rings, it's Vicki callin'

She wants me to come to the crib

See, conversation's better than bein' lonely

So I try my best to ad-lib

I told the joke about the woman

Who asked her lover "Why is your organ so small?"

He replied, "I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral"

Vicki didn't laugh at all#

Prince - Vicki Waiting

Frank

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