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So let me explain, this is things that in your head sound sexy or sweet but when you say them to out loud to someone just sound well, werid/wrong/bit creepy:
Just to kick things off. I once panicked and told a women she had lovely ears...
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"There's a lady on here that has kneecaps that look like Ninja Turtles. I couldn't tell them that, but I think they're cute"
Big question is, which Ninja Turtles do they look like? |
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"There's a lady on here that has kneecaps that look like Ninja Turtles. I couldn't tell them that, but I think they're cute
Big question is, which Ninja Turtles do they look like? "
It's hard to know. They've taken the photo away recently  |
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"There's a lady on here that has kneecaps that look like Ninja Turtles. I couldn't tell them that, but I think they're cute
Big question is, which Ninja Turtles do they look like?
It's hard to know. They've taken the photo away recently "
If her knees were holding little nunchucks it was Michaelangelo. 
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"So let me explain, this is things that in your head sound sexy or sweet but when you say them to out loud to someone just sound well, werid/wrong/bit creepy:
Just to kick things off. I once panicked and told a women she had lovely ears...
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I appreciate the beauty of nice feet. Not in a sexual way, I just like them. It’s not a fetish and I don’t lust after them or ask for foot jobs etc.
But when I say to someone they have nice feet, everyone immediately assumes I’m a foot fetishist. |
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By *adgerMan 41 weeks ago
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"So let me explain, this is things that in your head sound sexy or sweet but when you say them to out loud to someone just sound well, werid/wrong/bit creepy:
Just to kick things off. I once panicked and told a women she had lovely ears...
Your turn: "
I love the scent of a woman (no not the film!) but brain didn’t engage fully when I said “I love your smell”  thankfully she saw the funny side ! |
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"So let me explain, this is things that in your head sound sexy or sweet but when you say them to out loud to someone just sound well, werid/wrong/bit creepy:
Just to kick things off. I once panicked and told a women she had lovely ears...
Your turn:
I love the scent of a woman (no not the film!) but brain didn’t engage fully when I said “I love your smell” thankfully she saw the funny side !"
"I love your stink" would've been worse lol |
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"There's a lady on here that has kneecaps that look like Ninja Turtles. I couldn't tell them that, but I think they're cute
Big question is, which Ninja Turtles do they look like?
It's hard to know. They've taken the photo away recently
If her knees were holding little nunchucks it was Michaelangelo.
J"
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"There's a lady on here that has kneecaps that look like Ninja Turtles. I couldn't tell them that, but I think they're cute"
Two secs while I Google cute knee caps on a generic porn search engine.
That did make me laugh but in a good way! |
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