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"You’re the one that’s far away ![]() PS I have never put I’m in a couple on here so why does it say that I am ? How do I get rid of it ? | |||
"Have you thought of getting a camper van?" Or a Tardis? | |||
"Have you thought of getting a camper van?" • I don't think my four-poster bed would fit in a camper van. But then I could easily squeeze Prêy into my tight space. | |||
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"We all spend far too much on lingerie and so can't afford to live in London ![]() • You don't have to live here/there. A simple visit will suffice, my dainty libertine. | |||
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"You’re the one that’s far away ![]() You have a very nice couple though ![]() | |||
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"That area is far too close to Brucey. I don't think I could endure the pheromone level ![]() • I shall wear my most coveted signature cologne at Manchester' just for you. | |||
"**twirls in** Distance my dear Nero is but a state of mind ![]() • Duly Noted. ![]() | |||
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"You’re the one that’s far away ![]() • How can we fix this? ![]() | |||
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"Bro. Where have you been????" • Cryogenically frozen. Hoping for a Dua Lipa to revive me. ![]() | |||
"Have you thought of getting a camper van?" Shagging wagon if it’s Nero | |||
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"Have you thought of getting a camper van?" Could all chip in and hire it out ![]() | |||
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"Op have you run out of women in London!?" • What women?? ![]() ![]() | |||
"I can’t fancy short distance. ![]() ![]() • But we're still smaller than Labrador and Newfoundland. ![]() | |||
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"You are right Nero you need to move, the Midlands is nice and central! ![]() • May I please survey your uncharted body? ![]() | |||
"You’re the one that’s far away ![]() ![]() You live in a land far far away but you must come up to scotland and I can show you the sights ![]() | |||
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"Is the Vespa out of action?" • Ah, finally, a long overdue invitation to Hastings. ![]() | |||
"Uk is not that hard to get about in, I used to travel all over UK for work" • Prey tell are you travelling to ye olde London Towne any time soon, per chance? | |||
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"I lived in London for 17 years. Not coming back again now." • ...and this is why I lament that you are all so far away! ![]() | |||