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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate  "
Cucumber yes carrot no tv remote nope bottle yes corn no as for the other 27 types off things don’t know you need to list them out |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "
Smoked eels, you forgot about smoked eels
... and candles |
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "
Ah, but we fuck those cos we won't lower standards to just fuck 
Evie |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "
You forgot aubergine and butternut squash. |
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By *ee VianteWoman 47 weeks ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "
Don't try to pretend most of you wouldn't try to fuck a hole in a fence if you thought you could get away with it.
And yeah, we use toys. Because we know we've got a much better chance of getting off doing it ourselves with toys than with a random man.
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "
I have seen a man use all of those in his anus on pornhub not just women |
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
I have seen a man use all of those in his anus on pornhub not just women "
At the same time?
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
I have seen a man use all of those in his anus on pornhub not just women
At the same time?
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Not yet but I am working on it to find. If you can think it up it exists online somewhere right |
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
I have seen a man use all of those in his anus on pornhub not just women
At the same time?
Not yet but I am working on it to find. If you can think it up it exists online somewhere right "
Sometimes though ones imagination and the internet are better kept apart.. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "
Well if it does a better job than a bloke, that's not our fault |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Would that be corn on the cob or niblets ?
I'm sure giblets would get a bit messy"
Nobody mentioned chicken ? I'm sure your right though ! Giblets would just be wrong ! Mind you have you seen the size of a turkey neck ? |
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"Would that be corn on the cob or niblets ?
I'm sure giblets would get a bit messy
Nobody mentioned chicken ? I'm sure your right though ! Giblets would just be wrong ! Mind you have you seen the size of a turkey neck ?"
Damn my autocorrect going rogue again 
Giblets would be a bit strange |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "
All more likely to make me come than a bloke... |
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By *archelCouple 47 weeks ago
A field somewhere |
Have two friends who work in A&E at our local hospital. Regularly away guys go in with the most random objects stuck up their arses...both say it's always men. Few weeks ago it was a comb, back end of last year a TV remote.
Enough said |
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By *orny PTMan 47 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Don't try to pretend most of you wouldn't try to fuck a hole in a fence if you thought you could get away with it.
And yeah, we use toys. Because we know we've got a much better chance of getting off doing it ourselves with toys than with a random man.
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If you don't tell us what you like, then how can we pleasure you? |
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By *mmaleiaWoman 47 weeks ago
Trowbridge |
"I'd take a look at the wide array of things that have been removed from men's arseholes at AandE before judging the women as somehow worse 
They fell on it "
I’m still mortified from the man & the glass jar clip 15 years down the line! |
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By *ty31Man 47 weeks ago
NW London |
"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Don't forget Dragon fruit
Mr."
He's only listing the items that have made the hot pics section of Fab |
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By *ty31Man 47 weeks ago
NW London |
"I'd take a look at the wide array of things that have been removed from men's arseholes at AandE before judging the women as somehow worse
They fell on it "
Either that or they forgot to get the missus something for Valentine's Day |
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Don't try to pretend most of you wouldn't try to fuck a hole in a fence if you thought you could get away with it.
And yeah, we use toys. Because we know we've got a much better chance of getting off doing it ourselves with toys than with a random man.
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Not forgetting;
Bedknobs, gearsticks, and towbar balls..... "
No broomsticks?
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By *ee VianteWoman 47 weeks ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Don't try to pretend most of you wouldn't try to fuck a hole in a fence if you thought you could get away with it.
And yeah, we use toys. Because we know we've got a much better chance of getting off doing it ourselves with toys than with a random man.
If you don't tell us what you like, then how can we pleasure you?"
If you listened you'd hear us tell you.  |
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By *orny PTMan 47 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Don't try to pretend most of you wouldn't try to fuck a hole in a fence if you thought you could get away with it.
And yeah, we use toys. Because we know we've got a much better chance of getting off doing it ourselves with toys than with a random man.
If you don't tell us what you like, then how can we pleasure you?
If you listened you'd hear us tell you. "
Talk to me then? |
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"Electric toothbrush... budweiser bottle .. toilet brush.. monopoly house... lego....the list goes on"
Um, lego? The sharpest item to step on known to humankind!? And a monopoly house, eh!? Lady, you are hardcore! Unlucky to anyone pissing you off!!lol
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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" unfixable thread
The list of objects is like (for those of a certain age) The Generation Game getting a reboot on Television X love how defensive some of the girls are getting too its like a fruit n veg isle id parade "
"......cuddly toy......Waitrose aubergine (Fairtrade).....B&M dog chew toy* .... "
*that had a whole thread here once |
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "
May be a good idea to send pictures of those objects instead of dicks for a change |
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "
Just imagine all the slut shaming in the forums if those objects could leave a verification |
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate "
Randy people do Randy things. I guess we’re all guilty of being horny hahaha |
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"If corn (!!) is a better option than me, I'd be asking myself some hard questions about how I present myself "
My knob can't compete with the knobbleness of corn. I however make a better post-coital drink than most corn I have met. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, Tv remotes, bottles, corn, 27 different types of toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Ah, but we fuck those cos we won't lower standards to just fuck
Evie"
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"I'd take a look at the wide array of things that have been removed from men's arseholes at AandE before judging the women as somehow worse "
This, as a healthcare worker I've seen some very weird objects inserted in mens bums. |
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I imagine the bumps feel pretty good lol
Evie
