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Bugger the romance. Fancy a shag?

By *iddlesticks OP Man 47 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Haven’t got time for flowers, poems and cards, can you touch your toes.

By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago

Yes I can touch my toes

By *assie101Woman 47 weeks ago

Kent

"Haven’t got time for flowers, poems and cards, can you touch your toes.

I certainly can. For you anyway Sir

By *ittleRed18Woman 47 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I can if I can bend my knees

By *iddlesticks OP Man 47 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Looks like we’re going to have to block an hour out of diaries.

By *sWyldWoman 47 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I can touch my toes and I can make them touch my ears.

However, I want all the romance.

I want to be swept off my feet!

By *iddlesticks OP Man 47 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I can touch my toes and I can make them touch my ears.

However, I want all the romance.

I want to be swept off my feet! "

If your feet are touching your ears I’m amazed you can stay on your feet.