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Bugger the romance. Fancy a shag?

By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Haven’t got time for flowers, poems and cards, can you touch your toes.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I can touch my toes

By *assie101Woman over a year ago

Kent

"Haven’t got time for flowers, poems and cards, can you touch your toes.

I certainly can. For you anyway Sir

By *ittleRed18Woman over a year ago

Aberdeen

I can if I can bend my knees

By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Looks like we’re going to have to block an hour out of diaries.

By *sWyldWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can touch my toes and I can make them touch my ears.

However, I want all the romance.

I want to be swept off my feet!

By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I can touch my toes and I can make them touch my ears.

However, I want all the romance.

I want to be swept off my feet! "

If your feet are touching your ears I’m amazed you can stay on your feet.