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Under starter's orders No2...BANG and they're off!...
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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Tonights race is over water, an olympic swimming pool. First to the otherside wins. Rules, there are none, infact cheating is encouraged.
The competitors and their boats:
1) Monty the Mouse - Peddle boat
2) Hattie the Hamster - Rowing boat
3) Gerald the Gerbil - Canoe
Who's winning that piece of cheese? 
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"Tonights race is over water, an olympic swimming pool. First to the otherside wins. Rules, there are none, infact cheating is encouraged.
The competitors and their boats:
1) Monty the Mouse - Peddle boat
2) Hattie the Hamster - Rowing boat
3) Gerald the Gerbil - Canoe
Who's winning that piece of cheese?
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"I’m going with Kevin the gerbil. Canoes are more streamlined. "
I realy shouldn’t be as invested in this thread as I am.
But I now want this race to happen.
*also, has anyone got a book going on? …. |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Wait a minute. Underwater cameras have just shown Monty the mouse has got a little motor engine under his boat!!! And he's taken the lead......"
This is what I’m talking about!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Wait a minute. Underwater cameras have just shown Monty the mouse has got a little motor engine under his boat!!! And he's taken the lead......
This is what I’m talking about!!! "
Can't disagree, Monty's looking good at the moment. Just need to bare in mind the other two have some cheats to use, but what cheats? |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Wait a minute. Underwater cameras have just shown Monty the mouse has got a little motor engine under his boat!!! And he's taken the lead......
This is what I’m talking about!!!
Can't disagree, Monty's looking good at the moment. Just need to bear in mind the other two have some cheats to use, but what cheats? "
I smell a rat!!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Are we absolutely sure it's not a  ?
No. It's not a minky musky sly ol' stotey stoty fox.... or is it?! 
Something in your trousers? "
Yes, but it's not involved in the race! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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This epic test of fortitude is now approaching the halfway stage. The current positions are:
1 Monty 2 Gerald 3 Hattie
Not much in it folks, despite Monty cheating! |
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Are we absolutely sure it's not a ?
No. It's not a minky musky sly ol' stotey stoty fox.... or is it?!
Something in your trousers?
Yes, but it's not involved in the race! "
Ooh-er missus!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Wait a minute. Underwater cameras have just shown Monty the mouse has got a little motor engine under his boat!!! And he's taken the lead......
This is what I’m talking about!!!
Can't disagree, Monty's looking good at the moment. Just need to bear in mind the other two have some cheats to use, but what cheats?
I smell a rat!!!!
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Hey, I said cheating was encouraged! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Tragic news! Willy just got his air rifle out and shot dead Monty "
It's okay, a dead Monty can still finish if the motor beneath his boat keeps going. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Tragic news! Willy just got his air rifle out and shot dead Monty
It's okay, a dead Monty can still finish if the motor beneath his boat keeps going. "
Update, Monty only injured, just a flesh would. He's patched himself up and racing on. A huge cheer from the spectators! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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Hattie Hamster making her move now as she overtakes Monty. Her sister Hettie has been hidding in the back of the boat and now got her ores out. Double rowing now...Fantastic cheating! |
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"Tragic news! Willy just got his air rifle out and shot dead Monty
It's okay, a dead Monty can still finish if the motor beneath his boat keeps going.
Update, Monty only injured, just a flesh would. He's patched himself up and racing on. A huge cheer from the spectators! "
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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago
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"Tragic news! Willy just got his air rifle out and shot dead Monty
It's okay, a dead Monty can still finish if the motor beneath his boat keeps going.
Update, Monty only injured, just a flesh would. He's patched himself up and racing on. A huge cheer from the spectators! "
That’s because Monty is dead hard!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Tragic news! Willy just got his air rifle out and shot dead Monty
It's okay, a dead Monty can still finish if the motor beneath his boat keeps going.
Update, Monty only injured, just a flesh would. He's patched himself up and racing on. A huge cheer from the spectators!
That’s because Monty is dead hard!!! "
He laughs in Chuck Norris face! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Into the last 50 metres. .... What's Gerald the Gerbil got to tip the balance of this race in his favour????...."
Gerald has stopped in his canoe, what is he doing.... He's taken out a detonater switch and pressed it...KABOOM!!! some under water mines have just exploded sending Monty the Mouse and Hattie the Hamster to the sides of the pool..... He's cruising past them now despite the motion of the water.... He might win this? |
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"Into the last 50 metres. .... What's Gerald the Gerbil got to tip the balance of this race in his favour????....
Gerald has stopped in his canoe, what is he doing.... He's taken out a detonater switch and pressed it...KABOOM!!! some under water mines have just exploded sending Monty the Mouse and Hattie the Hamster to the sides of the pool..... He's cruising past them now despite the motion of the water.... He might win this? "
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"Into the last 50 metres. .... What's Gerald the Gerbil got to tip the balance of this race in his favour????....
Gerald has stopped in his canoe, what is he doing.... He's taken out a detonater switch and pressed it...KABOOM!!! some under water mines have just exploded sending Monty the Mouse and Hattie the Hamster to the sides of the pool..... He's cruising past them now despite the motion of the water.... He might win this? "
He’s going to be disappointed when he gets there, I ate the cheese an hour ago, when cheese is on offer I’m always there first. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Into the last 50 metres. .... What's Gerald the Gerbil got to tip the balance of this race in his favour????....
Gerald has stopped in his canoe, what is he doing.... He's taken out a detonater switch and pressed it...KABOOM!!! some under water mines have just exploded sending Monty the Mouse and Hattie the Hamster to the sides of the pool..... He's cruising past them now despite the motion of the water.... He might win this?
He’s going to be disappointed when he gets there, I ate the cheese an hour ago, when cheese is on offer I’m always there first. "
What a cheater!! So you were the Rat in this race. |
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"Into the last 50 metres. .... What's Gerald the Gerbil got to tip the balance of this race in his favour????....
Gerald has stopped in his canoe, what is he doing.... He's taken out a detonater switch and pressed it...KABOOM!!! some under water mines have just exploded sending Monty the Mouse and Hattie the Hamster to the sides of the pool..... He's cruising past them now despite the motion of the water.... He might win this?
He’s going to be disappointed when he gets there, I ate the cheese an hour ago, when cheese is on offer I’m always there first.
What a cheater!! So you were the Rat in this race. "
Alls fair in love and cheese, or something like that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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They're all approaching the finish line now. The Mouse and Hamster have recovered being blown out of the pool. This race is going to won by a whisker....But who's?
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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Hattie and Hettie Hamster take the win.
Teamwork.... Monty the mouse is a sore loser and has run off with the cheese. Gerald the gerbil is getting frisky with Hattie and Hettie... Omg it's all going on at the finsh line.
Race over. Until the next one. |
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