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THATS IT! I've had enough already!....
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Penis reduction ? 
Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher 
How would I know "
Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there) |
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"Penis reduction ?
Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher
How would I know
Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)
I saw "
Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Penis reduction ?
Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher
How would I know
Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)
I saw
Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis "
 Erm.... No! |
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"Penis reduction ?
Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher
How would I know
Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)
I saw
Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis
Erm.... No! "
Ah well stop complaining them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"My back aches, my legs ache. I really need to do something about my enormous penis! What should I do?!
Give it to me  thanks  "
You'd soon be wanting to return it if I did. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Penis reduction ?
Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher
How would I know
Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)
I saw
Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis
Erm.... No!
Ah well stop complaining them "
Yes you're right. I've just got to man up and live with this 15" curse. |
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"Penis reduction ?
Will it hurt? I just want a normal sized (for Fab) 9 incher
How would I know
Huff!, well there seems little point in chatting to you any longer. (see what I did there)
I saw
Maybe a saw would help reduce the problem penis
Erm.... No!
Ah well stop complaining them
Yes you're right. I've just got to man up and live with this 15" curse. "
Absolutely.. suck it up buttercup lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Put ice cubes down your pants, that'll shrink it."
But,... when they melt, I'd look like I'd had a trouser accident! No. Rubbish suggestion, but thank you for trying to help. |
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"Make sure you use it properly 
Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well. "
The pound or your cock ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Make sure you use it properly
Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well.
The pound or your cock ?? "
Both. I was quids in and found a use for my cock. I'm like blutak. A multi purpose hack solution. |
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"Make sure you use it properly
Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well.
The pound or your cock ??
Both. I was quids in and found a use for my cock. I'm like blutak. A multi purpose hack solution. "
...need to be careful you don't kneel on your cock whilst undertaking such endeavours lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Make sure you use it properly
Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well.
The pound or your cock ??
Both. I was quids in and found a use for my cock. I'm like blutak. A multi purpose hack solution.
...need to be careful you don't kneel on your cock whilst undertaking such endeavours lol"
Nah, I'm use to just injuries. I Step on in everytime getting out of the bath. |
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Just do what all the big boys do - lump it into a wheelbarrow and take it around like that. If you get a couple of potato sacks tied to the handles to hold your balls and stop them dragging on the ground then I can assure you that your back ache will go.
The wheelbarrow is also a good talking point down the shops because, apparently, not many people have wheelbarrows anymore. |
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"Make sure you use it properly
Yeah, I try to make the most of it. I lost a pound under the fridge the other day and managed to get it out. Trouble is my knees ached then as well.
The pound or your cock ??
Both. I was quids in and found a use for my cock. I'm like blutak. A multi purpose hack solution.
...need to be careful you don't kneel on your cock whilst undertaking such endeavours lol
Nah, I'm use to just injuries. I Step on in everytime getting out of the bath. "
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"Just do what all the big boys do - lump it into a wheelbarrow and take it around like that. If you get a couple of potato sacks tied to the handles to hold your balls and stop them dragging on the ground then I can assure you that your back ache will go.
The wheelbarrow is also a good talking point down the shops because, apparently, not many people have wheelbarrows anymore."
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Just do what all the big boys do - lump it into a wheelbarrow and take it around like that. If you get a couple of potato sacks tied to the handles to hold your balls and stop them dragging on the ground then I can assure you that your back ache will go.
The wheelbarrow is also a good talking point down the shops because, apparently, not many people have wheelbarrows anymore."
Genial. I feel daft not thinking of that solution:
"Is that a wheelbarrow in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"That's how Buster Gonad did it with his unfeasibly large testicles.
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So you're saying I ought to change my profile name to Simply_Viz? Mmmm, might be ok. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"My back aches, my legs ache. I really need to do something about my enormous penis! What should I do?! take a pic of it and send it to all the ladies who appeal "
Fab etiquette. I never send until asked. Which is ideal because trying to fit all of it in frame is a tricky selfie task. |
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"That's how Buster Gonad did it with his unfeasibly large testicles.
So you're saying I ought to change my profile name to Simply_Viz? Mmmm, might be ok. "
Maybe there's some guidance in the top tips.
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"That's how Buster Gonad did it with his unfeasibly large testicles.
So you're saying I ought to change my profile name to Simply_Viz? Mmmm, might be ok.
Maybe there's some guidance in the top tips.
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Oops just seen above! |
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"That's how Buster Gonad did it with his unfeasibly large testicles.
So you're saying I ought to change my profile name to Simply_Viz? Mmmm, might be ok.
Maybe there's some guidance in the top tips.
Oops just seen above! "
That's OK. I'm often missed.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 41 weeks ago
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"Tuck it into your sock and go for a stroll  "
Yes. But not a stroll on a nudists beach. I'd have to finish that walk with it slung over my shoulder with a sock covering the end for decency. |
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