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4 words after bad sex?
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Have you finished yet? |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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I’ll call an Uber.  |
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By *aptain V OP Man 49 weeks ago
Birstall, Leicester |
"Shit, lost the condom  "
When did you last have it lol |
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By *aptain V OP Man 49 weeks ago
Birstall, Leicester |
"Wow, that was fast! "
Coz ur worth it lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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I need to pray. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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your brother* was better
*insert any family member sister/mother/father etc |
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Trust pilot: one star (as can't put negative rating) |
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By *aptain V OP Man 49 weeks ago
Birstall, Leicester |
"Better luck next time! "
Leave a negative review on fabs lll |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Well was that it  |
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"What's your name again? "
I have frequently enjoyed sex with people whose names I don't know |
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By *aptain V OP Man 49 weeks ago
Birstall, Leicester |
"Right. I better go."
I havent finished yet lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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So……..Did you cum? |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Just booked your Uber. |
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You broke my hip!
My cervix is bruised. |
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Prince Albert coil entanglement |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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I think I'm pregnant. |
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By *aptain V OP Man 49 weeks ago
Birstall, Leicester |
"I think I'm pregnant."
Are sure its mine? Lol |
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By *aptain V OP Man 49 weeks ago
Birstall, Leicester |
"Ball busting gone wrong "
I'd like a refund |
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By *iasubTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Ilkeston |
Whats that burning feeling |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Your number isn’t recognised |
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By *TG3Man 49 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"That was fucking shit "
really you should've said |
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"That was fucking shit really you should've said "
You could try harder |
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"Prince Albert coil entanglement "
They were a great band! |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Fuck it happened again |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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I want a divorce. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Was that your ass? |
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By *aptain V OP Man 49 weeks ago
Birstall, Leicester |
"That doesn’t smell right. "
Something smells fishy here |
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By *ros40Man 49 weeks ago
Bedford |
That's never happened before  |
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By *VineMan 49 weeks ago
The right place |
I’ll finish myself then. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Ooops I did it again
5 words |
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By *TG3Man 49 weeks ago
Dorchester |
Climb on and ride |
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By *cott14Man 49 weeks ago
Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton |
Sorry about that officer |
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I'm sure you tried
Why are you crying
Activate rescue phone call |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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I now know why… |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Jeezo is that it? |
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By *orny PTMan 49 weeks ago
Peterborough |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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I’ll get your coat. |
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By *orny PTMan 49 weeks ago
Peterborough |
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Where? In the mosh pit? |
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By *orny PTMan 49 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Your silhouette's much prettier. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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I did warn you. |
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By *orny PTMan 49 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Philly girls' vaginal discharge. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"“He’s torn my cunt”!!"
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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A wank is better. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Why does it smell |
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By *irthandgirthMan 49 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
Your mum was better.
Sorry about the shit.
That doesn't look normal
I'll call an ambulance
Please remove the gerbil
Where's the handcuff key?
It won't stop bleeding.
My urethra is burning.
No lube? Deep heat?
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By *aptain V OP Man 49 weeks ago
Birstall, Leicester |
"Get the fuck out"
It's my first time |
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By *orny PTMan 49 weeks ago
Peterborough |
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Please remove the gerbil
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(There's a crying gerbil owner on here, with tears running down her face) |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Three out of ten. |
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"Three out of ten. "
That's too generous! |
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By *orny PTMan 49 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Where is my piercing?"
Plugging my dental cavity.
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By *orny PTMan 49 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Bollocks!!! Just consummated marriage. |
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By *orny PTMan 49 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Where's the hamster gone? "
Are you OK, Pet? |
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Number for witness protection? |
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By *orny PTMan 49 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"I'm joining a convent "
]I'm joining a monastery. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Just booked your Uber. "
Your Uber is here |
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By *a1970Man 49 weeks ago
East cork |
OK... I suggest try again |
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By *VineMan 49 weeks ago
The right place |
Never, ever, ever again! |
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By *orny PTMan 49 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Best advert for celibacy, ever. |
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"OK... I suggest try again "
But with someone else! |
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By *orny PTMan 49 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Wasn't climaxing, just hyperventilating. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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NOOOOOOOOOOO! i'll call you |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Sorry I fell asleep |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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You have been wonko'd
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By *a1970Man 49 weeks ago
East cork |
Tha ceiling needs painting |
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