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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By *oannesTV/TS over a year ago

Trafford

Is it in yet?

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Lose my number please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you finished yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll call an Uber.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

Shit, lost the condom

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Oh well. Try again?

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Wow, that was fast!

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Shit, lost the condom

When did you last have it lol

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Wow, that was fast! "

Coz ur worth it lol

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Wham bam, thanks ma'am

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

“He’s torn my cunt”!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to pray.

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Dead chicks are boring

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Sorry mum, sorry dad

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By *ndtheswingersMan over a year ago

colchester

Don't message again please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your brother* was better

*insert any family member sister/mother/father etc

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By *iasubTV/TS over a year ago

Ilkeston

Was that it

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Trust pilot: one star (as can't put negative rating)

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Better luck next time!

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Better luck next time! "

Leave a negative review on fabs lll

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By *oannesTV/TS over a year ago

Trafford

Thank god thats over

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By *potter123Man over a year ago

Near

What's your name again?

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Orgasms are so overrated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well was that it

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Who needs orgasms anyway?

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Shall we try again?

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

First time, was it?

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By *oannesTV/TS over a year ago

Trafford

2 minutes two long

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

DIY is much better!

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By *oannesTV/TS over a year ago

Trafford

Whos finishing me off?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Thanks for trying buddy

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"What's your name again? "

I have frequently enjoyed sex with people whose names I don't know

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

Right. I better go.

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Right. I better go."

I havent finished yet lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So……..Did you cum?

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By *illyTwinkleWoman over a year ago

South Tyneside

Start when you’re ready

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Ok ok, stop mooing

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By *oannesTV/TS over a year ago

Trafford

Veri me on Fab?

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By *nyx_xyMan over a year ago

You should have said.

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By *en JerkinoffMan over a year ago

whitehaven

I'm going to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just booked your Uber.

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By *itygamesMan over a year ago

what was that smell

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

You broke my hip!

My cervix is bruised.

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Prince Albert coil entanglement

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By *erkshire8299Man over a year ago

slough

I'll get my coat.

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By *oannesTV/TS over a year ago

Trafford

Stop, stop, stop thanks

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

New quickie world record

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan over a year ago

Londontown

Oops (I) did it again

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Ball busting gone wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I'm pregnant.

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"I think I'm pregnant."

Are sure its mine? Lol

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Ball busting gone wrong "

I'd like a refund

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I’ll wake up now.

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By *iasubTV/TS over a year ago

Ilkeston

Whats that burning feeling

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Restraining order in post

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Why is it itchy?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Your dad/brother is better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your number isn’t recognised

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Not Doing That Again!

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Oh my nuts hurt

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

That was fucking shit

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"That was fucking shit

"
really you should've said

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Stop wasting my time

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"That was fucking shit

really you should've said

You could try harder

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"That was fucking shit

really you should've said

You could try harder

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i put my sole into it woman...... Feet first

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By *lexm87Man over a year ago

Various

"Prince Albert coil entanglement "

They were a great band!

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan over a year ago

Londontown

Hey, are you awake?

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

My dog licks better

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

What’s your Fab name?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck it happened again

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

It’s your fault. Again.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

That doesn’t smell right.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want a divorce.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Lights off next time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was that your ass?

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"That doesn’t smell right. "

Something smells fishy here

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan over a year ago

bedford

The door is open

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By *ros40Man over a year ago

Bedford

That's never happened before

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Has it stopped leaking?

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By *otuseater11Man over a year ago

kilwinning

Let down once again

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I’ll finish myself then.

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Condom was too tight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooops I did it again

5 words

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

Chichester

Can I leave now

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Climb on and ride

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By *cott14Man over a year ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Sorry about that officer

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm sure you tried

Why are you crying

Activate rescue phone call

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Get the fuck out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I now know why…

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

I need a shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeezo is that it?

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Glad that's over with.

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By *lubchuckerMan over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Well, that was different

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Sorry, I'm still learning.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Is that your Dad?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll get your coat.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"[Removed by poster at 11/02/24 16:58:35]"

Where? In the mosh pit?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Missed Eastenders, for that!?!

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By *aycambsMan over a year ago

Brierley Hill/Merry Hill

I have had better

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Your silhouette's much prettier.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

You were last choice.

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

There's the door! Next!

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

What was the point?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did warn you.

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Don't go into porn!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Philly girls' vaginal discharge.

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By *arry n OopsCouple over a year ago

horsham

Bloody hell you’re fantastic

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

That all you got?

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By *olfandtazCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Wow that was shit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“He’s torn my cunt”!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A wank is better.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Sounding bar snapped inside.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Bye bye fuck off.

Mrs

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Didn't know you're gay?

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

I don't do baggy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why does it smell

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Zero, from Peeping Tom

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Is that the time…….?

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Your mum was better.

Sorry about the shit.

That doesn't look normal

I'll call an ambulance

Please remove the gerbil

Where's the handcuff key?

It won't stop bleeding.

My urethra is burning.

No lube? Deep heat?

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By *aptain V OP Man over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Get the fuck out"

It's my first time

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Where's the hamster gone?

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Virgin fucked me better

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Please remove the gerbil

(There's a crying gerbil owner on here, with tears running down her face)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Three out of ten.

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

"Three out of ten. "

That's too generous!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

Where is my piercing?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

What, inches or centimetres?

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

I won't charge you

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Where is my piercing?"

Plugging my dental cavity.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"You're amazing, Mr Trump"

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By *ittleRed18Woman over a year ago

Aberdeen

Who needs orgasms right?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Bollocks!!! Just consummated marriage.

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By *tylebender03Man over a year ago

Manchester

Better than a w*nk

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

I am traumatized forever!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Where's the hamster gone? "

Are you OK, Pet?

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

Number for witness protection?

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

I'm joining a convent

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'm joining a convent "

]I'm joining a monastery.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just booked your Uber. "

Your Uber is here

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By *a1970Man over a year ago

East cork

OK... I suggest try again

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Nice to meet, Estella.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Never, ever, ever again!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Best advert for celibacy, ever.

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

"OK... I suggest try again "

But with someone else!

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

Sorry I fell asleep

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple over a year ago

Neath valley.

Delete our number please

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

At least there’s cake

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Wasn't climaxing, just hyperventilating.

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By *a1970Man over a year ago

East cork

We can do better

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Finished? did you start?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Try harder next time

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Get me outa here !!

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

That's a little one

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

Well, that was nice.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Ive got to go

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

My inflatable doll's better.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NOOOOOOOOOOO! i'll call you

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By *hitehotguyMan over a year ago

Manchester

Aww, that was cute.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

God loves a tryer

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Can I press rewind?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry I fell asleep

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

What? You've had better sex!?!

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By * MailMan over a year ago

Poole

Fuck another man darling

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By *ornym66Man over a year ago

Col /ips

Oh fuck your ugly

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

It normally fits better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have been wonko'd

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Are you still here?

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"[memory removed by poster"

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Gave him black eye!

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By *a1970Man over a year ago

East cork

Tha ceiling needs painting

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Thank fuck it's finished

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