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"I'm on there now 
The real question here is;
do you scrunch or fold?
I'm a folder, finish with moist wipes, to soothe the ring sting "
So attractive, I assume we will see you soon posting a thread with 'why cant I get women to meet me'
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over a year ago
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"I'm on there now
The real question here is;
do you scrunch or fold?
I'm a folder, finish with moist wipes, to soothe the ring sting
So attractive, I assume we will see you soon posting a thread with 'why cant I get women to meet me'
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That's my other kink a poo voyeur |
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"I'm sat on my throne now.
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I mean an actual throne, not the loo.
I am a demi-god of swing remember? 
( lee bows to god )"
Demi-god. Don't overdo it 
I shall bless you with a one use 'forum insult' spell. Use it wisely... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on there now
The real question here is;
do you scrunch or fold?
I'm a folder, finish with moist wipes, to soothe the ring sting
So attractive, I assume we will see you soon posting a thread with 'why cant I get women to meet me'
That's my other kink a poo voyeur
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ewww youve gone too far now lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why why why is everyone sharing their toilet habits soooooo generously, Im off to start a thread about piles, see how people cope with them whilest enjoying anal sex.  "
Lol love it |
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"i just go to the loo and come out again but the cat is always with me. plus i examine my poo so i can give ryan an update
You've not had one in a while. You must be well bunged up "
I have, just nothing exciting, dont worry you will be the first to know 
Still waiting for my long over due statue of liberty |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
near kings lynn |
I often take the phone with me as it is often in my pocket anyway. Although I am not one for spending time on the toilet. I do my stuff then wash hands etc then leave.
I scrunch too.
Fruit xx |
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By *leurCouple
over a year ago
West Hull |
Someone once told me that if you are getting a bollocking from the Boss or suffering the attentions of a stuck up little Hitler just imagine them sat on the Bog with their skiddies round their ankles.
You can put them in their place even if it is only in your mind.
I'vr tried it a few times over the years and it works |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fight over the loo roll with my 2 year old who tries to run away with it. Assuming he's not trying to climb up on my knee.
Oh I miss peeing in peace x "
Ahh the joys of kids.
Surf the net or fab |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
i clean the bits of the bathroom I can reach. Such as the sink, or the sides of the bath, so theres less to do when i then clean the bathroom. or sort the washing,, or sometimes I just sit and contemplate the complex nature of the universe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"talk to the cats
At least one of them have to follow me in!
Never take my phone or Ebook in there."
thought it was just mine that did that. Lol . The staring puts me off though....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got an endoscopy tomorrow and having to flush system out today with a strong laxative so sitting on the toilet a lot today!!!! "
Last litre of laxative to have now this morning 
So may be posting from the toilet soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I try to read, though usually just answer the myriad of questions shouted up the stairs by the wife or the three year old:
"where are you daddy?"
"what are you doing?"
"Daddy, have you finished?"
"Daddy, are you doing a wee or a poo?"
"When you're finished can you do/bring/tidy/put away/sort out/mend...?"
"Can you spray, i need to follow you?"
etc ad infinitum, ad nausea.
All i want is five minutes to myself, is that too much to ask? |
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