I went to boarding school when I was younger. My most embarrassing moment was walking out of the showers (they were communal in those days) and coming face to stark bollock naked face with a group of parents and prospective students being shown around the boarding house.
They should never have been taken into that part of the house and standing there dripping wet was excruciating. That said, one of the girls in the group did join later as a 6th former, and cured me of my embarrassment  |
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Tony sharing the shower with a young French lady in a female only hostel. All was going well till a bevvy of other girls walked in so I couldn't get out (we had no clothes either). Had to wait till they'd gone to sneak back across the corridor into her room. One must have heard us in the shower as the staff were soon banging on the door and demanding I left.... Does that count ? |
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"I had Mexico belly in a hotel elevator wearing shorts. I’ll leave it at that. 
What's Mexico belly?
Mrs
It's really shit
Ohhhhh..... Yeah you win.
Mrs "
Like the scene on bridesmaids “it’s happening”. I had no option. It was happening.  |
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"Not had any public ones but spraying the kitchen ceiling with stew from a pressure cooker steam release valve comes to mind  "
Related to that. I blew up an egg. ….. I boiled pan dry, and the eggs which were absolutely hard-boiled by that point exploded, and I had to brush the ceiling . Wtf was I doing. |
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"I had Mexico belly in a hotel elevator wearing shorts. I’ll leave it at that.
What's Mexico belly?
Mrs
It's really shit
Ohhhhh..... Yeah you win.
Mrs
Like the scene on bridesmaids “it’s happening”. I had no option. It was happening. "
You paint such a delightful picture. I'd assume the result was more Tracy Emin than Picasso.  |
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I started a new job a few weeks ago. I punched myself in the face on the first day. In front of all my new coworkers 
(By accident, obviously. I’m not insane) |
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"I had Mexico belly in a hotel elevator wearing shorts. I’ll leave it at that.
What's Mexico belly?
Mrs
It's really shit
Ohhhhh..... Yeah you win.
Mrs
Like the scene on bridesmaids “it’s happening”. I had no option. It was happening.
You paint such a delightful picture. I'd assume the result was more Tracy Emin than Picasso. "
You’d be right in saying that
I know. I have no filter. I sometimes wonder why I’m single.  |
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I was on a coach age 17. I needed to vomit and could only find a newspaper in my bag to vomit into. As I opened my bag a box of tampons spilled out. For the rest of the two hour journey, every time we turned a bend, my tampons were rolling over the coach floor. |
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"Not had any public ones but spraying the kitchen ceiling with stew from a pressure cooker steam release valve comes to mind
Related to that. I blew up an egg. ….. I boiled pan dry, and the eggs which were absolutely hard-boiled by that point exploded, and I had to brush the ceiling . Wtf was I doing. "
I had the same thought |
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"I had Mexico belly in a hotel elevator wearing shorts. I’ll leave it at that.
What's Mexico belly?
Mrs
It's really shit
Ohhhhh..... Yeah you win.
Mrs
Like the scene on bridesmaids “it’s happening”. I had no option. It was happening.
You paint such a delightful picture. I'd assume the result was more Tracy Emin than Picasso.
You’d be right in saying that
I know. I have no filter. I sometimes wonder why I’m single. "
Filters are overrated |
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