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By *wist my nipples OP Couple 48 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Thrilling Saturday here tidying out a cupboard. Find a can marked heavy duty spray adhesive.

Mr: I'll spray YOU with my heavy duty adhesive! Oh yeah.

Wow.

What ridiculous double entendres can you make with unlikely household items?

Mrs TMN x

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands

Smell the cheese

Does that count?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Well B has just shown me a handful of his buttermilk.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Terrible double entendres? I’ll give you one.

Ah, my coat.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 48 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"What ridiculous double entendres can you make with unlikely household items?"

Hmmm. Put the kettle on, would you?

“I’ll put YOU on in a minute …”

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 48 weeks ago

Essex

Close the door…

“I’ll put wood in *your* hole

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

I’d rather be pinning, a hot, sexy women up against my living room wall.

*hanging a mirror.

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By *panksspankedMan 48 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Shall I butter your baguette?

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

It’s not as good as your blowing action

*hairdryer

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By *ea monkeyMan 48 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s all about that flash action

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By *histlerMan 48 weeks ago

Guildford

I’d like to entendre you with my double ender…

I’ll get my coat

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Bang! And the dirt is gone.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

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By *ndycoinsMan 48 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"You've got a sticky snatch",said to a lady who brought me a Victorian jewellery box for repair that wasn't locking properly.The bolt was sticking on the snatch plate.

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