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By *eordieandy2 OP Man 52 weeks ago

Newcastle

Lets see what happens here

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1570122

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1538687

These are pretty recent x

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By *eordieandy2 OP Man 52 weeks ago

Newcastle

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1570122

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1538687

These are pretty recent x"
thanks beaut should kill bordom for a bit haha

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By *asilForty77Man 52 weeks ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

I bought a dog from a blacksmith and as soon as I got home he made a bolt for the door

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By *eordieandy2 OP Man 52 weeks ago

Newcastle

Whats the diffrence between a pussy and a fridge

Fridge doesnt fart when u pull ur meat out

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By *uchasGMan 52 weeks ago

Northwest

What's the difference between light and hard???

I can get to sleep with the light on

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By *cotty_01ukMan 52 weeks ago

birmingham

Why do women have orgasms?

Just another reason to moan , really

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By *arren and AliciaCouple 52 weeks ago

Glasgow

How do you like your eggs in the morning...unfertalised

Do you come here often? You could come back to my place and you'll cum every time

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By *eordieandy2 OP Man 52 weeks ago

Newcastle

Wife says to husband did u no a bull can manage sex 365 times a year

Husband replys aye but he doest have to fuck the same cow every night

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

Does anybody want copies of chiropractor weekly?

I've got back issues

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan 52 weeks ago

Horley

You look a little tired, was it a long day at the Supermodel photoshoot?

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By *urvy d and the devilCouple 52 weeks ago

Norwich

Which is the most condescending bear??

The Pan-duh!

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By *onameyet2Man 52 weeks ago

chorley

"Does anybody want copies of chiropractor weekly?

I've got back issues"

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By *ermite12ukMan 52 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Wouldn't go out with a Panda.

All they do is eat shoots and leaves.

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By *asilForty77Man 47 weeks ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

I bought a dog from a blacksmith and as soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door

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By * and M lookingCouple 47 weeks ago

Worcester

I put on a red cape and got my missus to ram a big hammer up my arse before I fucked her last night.

It brings a whole new meaning to “Thorplay”

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