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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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I wonder why in a forum like this no one has answered! Shame I like a dad joke.
On a different note...
I just applied for a job as a bin man. I've got no experience but I'll pick it up as I go along  |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the arsehole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the arsehole being the Boss. So, the arsehole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered.
Eventually, they all decided that the arsehole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and pas sed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss, any arsehole will do." |
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