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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8

a FWB, who would it be?

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands

That's a tough one if we're all God's children

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

God knows

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands

I'm thinking maybe the Greek goddess Aphrodite

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm thinking maybe the Greek goddess Aphrodite "

Isn't she a bit old for him?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple  over a year ago

kent

I thought it was Mary - but that could just be an unfounded rumour x

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By *eartShapedBoxxxWoman  over a year ago

.

Got to be Asmodeus surely?

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"I'm thinking maybe the Greek goddess Aphrodite

Isn't she a bit old for him?"

I imagine he appreciates experience

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"That's a tough one if we're all God's children "

Oh good point, so anyone he chucks his holy muck up is actually a relative?

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Beelzibub

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Lilith.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple  over a year ago

west london

Nora Batty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maude Flanders

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Maude Flanders"

Oh good shout. And isn’t she dead? Maybe it’s actually going on right now…

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Nora Batty"

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By *lder.Woman  over a year ago

Not Local

God already has a wife (everything created comes in pairs, just easier to erase the woman from religion) So I dont think he would have time for an fwb too

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Himself, as He's soo damn capricious and needy, no one else would be good enough.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman  over a year ago

Hell

Sin, as in Sin from John Milton’s Paradise Lost

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's a tough one if we're all God's children

Oh good point, so anyone he chucks his holy muck up is actually a relative? "

That's a grim thought, but then if we all came from Adam and Eve....

It's been nice knowing you lot, see you around.

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By *ister_EMan  over a year ago

Hayling Island


"I thought it was Mary - but that could just be an unfounded rumour x"

That was just a one night stand....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought it was Mary - but that could just be an unfounded rumour x

That was just a one night stand...."

The ultimate in ‘ghosting’ a woman.

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By *ister_EMan  over a year ago

Hayling Island


"That's a tough one if we're all God's children

Oh good point, so anyone he chucks his holy muck up is actually a relative? "

It's all good The Bible fully endorses sex with family members

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By *ister_EMan  over a year ago

Hayling Island


"I thought it was Mary - but that could just be an unfounded rumour x

That was just a one night stand....

The ultimate in ‘ghosting’ a woman. "

Lol

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman  over a year ago

London

The horny neediest one

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8

You lot are some funny fuckers!!!

Made me chortle. And I thought there’d be more made of people referring to God as a geeeeeeezah…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you reckon even God would have a yellow outbox?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

He does.

It's me

(Yes. I'm being entirely too flattering right now)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

AngelDust

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maude Flanders

Oh good shout. And isn’t she dead? Maybe it’s actually going on right now…"

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"He does.

It's me

(Yes. I'm being entirely too flattering right now)"

Well that’s that then! Mystery solved, thread closed

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By *rchie300Man  over a year ago

Hamworthy

Anne Widecombe …. Total sex on legs …..only a God could tame

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Littlebird

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Littlebird "

Sorry Boo. Me and Jesus are already besties

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By *ittle. BeaverWoman  over a year ago

Launceston


"Do you reckon even God would have a yellow outbox?"

So if God's outbox is yellow, that would mean the devil is beating em off with sticks!

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By *andaloriansCouple  over a year ago

Malvern

Nah god is omnipotent and most prolly, all sexes. So him/her/its/themself! Then again, many species are capable of breeding without shaggin so maybe he/she/it/they just doesnt fuck? He/sh.....fuck it......he creatated us then left us to our own devices so may be she just a grand master voyeur!

S

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Littlebird

Sorry Boo. Me and Jesus are already besties "

Not keen for a little father & son action?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She'd have John Constantine

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Not me im far too corruptive for her when inspired

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