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I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on.
I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it
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"Sorry this happened to you. Its a horrible feeling.
Post orgasm clarity can make some men behave really poorly.
Just remember it's them and not you x "
It was a bigun' i must have emptied him of all his needs for the next month ha haaaa... maybe I'll put that as my headline to cheer me up.
Ffs boys, sort it out  |
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"It wasn’t us.
We’re very reliable 
So I heard, or did I hear, have you responded to my text yet?
Ok, ok…
I’ll wear it but you have to promise not to get the sauce near my anus!"
Thought you liked the sense of a sodden bum Sam? |
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"It wasn’t us.
We’re very reliable
So I heard, or did I hear, have you responded to my text yet?
Ok, ok…
I’ll wear it but you have to promise not to get the sauce near my anus!
Thought you liked the sense of a sodden bum Sam?"
Sodomize me like one of your French girls! |
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"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on.
I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it
Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed
Stories of unexpected abandonment, heartfelt commiserations and long hugs welcome"
Oh that's really shitty... hugs op... I like to listen to Alanis Morissette You oughtta know and Pink u and ur hand for such occasions |
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"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on.
I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it
Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed
Stories of unexpected abandonment, heartfelt commiserations and long hugs welcome
Oh that's really shitty... hugs op... I like to listen to Alanis Morissette You oughtta know and Pink u and ur hand for such occasions "
Ahhhh yes screaming into the wind music... I'm on it  |
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"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on.
I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it
Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed
Stories of unexpected abandonment, heartfelt commiserations and long hugs welcome
Oh that's really shitty... hugs op... I like to listen to Alanis Morissette You oughtta know and Pink u and ur hand for such occasions "
Go with hand in pocket too
Everything’s gonna be fine, fine, fine. |
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By *mf123Man 42 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
"Also i like your use of fuck pocket makes me think of bumsocket
You should lister to f.u.c.k by the bloodhound gang it is hilarious  "
only if im watching lady and the tramp at the same time |
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"This is why i wont fuck anyone
I dont want to upset the other person when it doesnt feel the same it would be disrespectful "
There's always a respectful way to exit... it's not a match, or it's not hitting where you hoped, or life got busy, or it's not you it's me...
The fucking wasn't the disrespectful bit |
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"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on.
I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it
Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed
Stories of unexpected abandonment, heartfelt commiserations and long hugs welcome"
Wow, I've just looked at your pics...was he blind! |
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By *bi HaiveMan 42 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on.
I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it
Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed
Stories of unexpected abandonment, heartfelt commiserations and long hugs welcome"
Heartfelt commiserations and a virtual motorboat any good?
I've an epic tale of ghosting but it's been parked in the 'we don't go there' box in a lead lined room in the basement of a bunker in a house that sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic like Leo did in Titanic.
At least he didn't run off with your knickers.  |
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"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on.
I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it
Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed
Stories of unexpected abandonment, heartfelt commiserations and long hugs welcome
Heartfelt commiserations and a virtual motorboat any good?
I've an epic tale of ghosting but it's been parked in the 'we don't go there' box in a lead lined room in the basement of a bunker in a house that sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic like Leo did in Titanic.
At least he didn't run off with your knickers. "
Is there room for a snuggle on your motorboat Obi while I let the wind pound the scorn out of me?
I'm less for lead lined boxes these days, my attack got quite full. Now i opt to scream or hug it out... and this could be unexpectedly the perfect combo
Although as I write it, I'm not sure it would be an optimum 1st meet your side lol |
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By *bi HaiveMan 42 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on.
I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it
Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed
Stories of unexpected abandonment, heartfelt commiserations and long hugs welcome
Heartfelt commiserations and a virtual motorboat any good?
I've an epic tale of ghosting but it's been parked in the 'we don't go there' box in a lead lined room in the basement of a bunker in a house that sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic like Leo did in Titanic.
At least he didn't run off with your knickers.
Is there room for a snuggle on your motorboat Obi while I let the wind pound the scorn out of me?
I'm less for lead lined boxes these days, my attack got quite full. Now i opt to scream or hug it out... and this could be unexpectedly the perfect combo
Although as I write it, I'm not sure it would be an optimum 1st meet your side lol "
Cuddle screams are great stress relievers.
Unless done in the middle of Trafalgar Square as it can cause you to get tazered.
And it frightens the poor pigeons, so there's a strong possibility of getting shit on. Again.
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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I'd happily welcome you into my arms, if you promise to not look at all those restraints laid out on the bed and wonder if I am genuinely offering a cuddle or if there is an hidden agenda |
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"I'd happily welcome you into my arms, if you promise to not look at all those restraints laid out on the bed and wonder if I am genuinely offering a cuddle or if there is an hidden agenda"
Not sure I've the present resilience for the unexpected... but noted |
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By *mf123Man 42 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
"On a brighter note i like the way your norks speak 3 languages
They do, although the left is way more responsive"
thats where the right hand goes so that worked out well in the end |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"I've been ghosted within a hair's whisper of me putting my knickers back on.
I've done well swerving this risk of being a convenient fuck pocket to date. But this flagrant flippancy has left me feeling all the ick with nowhere to put it
Fab solidarity and Friday feels needed
Stories of unexpected abandonment, heartfelt commiserations and long hugs welcome"
It’s about someone isn’t it? 
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