You need to choose 1

By (user no longer on site) OP 50 weeks ago

Either:

Every time you fart your mum receives a text about it (for the purpose of the game, let's assume everyone's mum is still alive).

Or:

Every time you orgasm your boss receives a text about it.

So what's it to be?

By *TG3Man 50 weeks ago

Dorchester

Neither would appreciate it

By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

Second however he'd know before he had the text.. as the boss is me lol

By *allandathleticMan 50 weeks ago

Asgard

Orgasm. I'm self employed

By *zeroMan 50 weeks ago

Glasgow

1. She regularly farts in front of me so it's not like she cares about them

By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman 50 weeks ago

Worcester

My stepdad would find that hilarious so I'm going with the fart option.

By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

Mum. She cannot fire me for farting too much outside of working hours.

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 50 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh I'd definitely rather annoy my boss than provoke interaction with my mother.

Leeds

Orgasm - I'm my own boss, I can handle it

Mrs

By *ags73Man 50 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

My mums dead, could never work a mobile anyways and I’m my own boss so I’d take a ding if I was fortunate enough

By *eneralKenobiMan 50 weeks ago

North Angus

Mums getting the fart messages 100% and I would have the rest of the family do the same