Is this similar to when Tom thought he was a moth and went to the doctors. The doctor told Tom he needed a psychiatrist. Tom told the doctor he had been going there but saw the light on.

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By *icecouple561Couple 42 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Is it like when Tom thought he was a pair of curtains and the doctor told him to pull himself together?

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By *icecouple561Couple 42 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Or when he told the doctor he had a lettuce sticking out of his bottom and the doctor said when he examined him

"I'm very sorry to have to tell you Tom, this is just the tip of the iceberg "

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By *allySlinkyWoman 42 weeks ago

Leeds

Or when he got a strawberry stuck up his bum and the doctor said, I've some cream for that

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

"I would be more concerned that you call yourself in the 3rd person, delusions of grandeur!"

What a lovely reply

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By *batMan 42 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Or that time Tom thought he was a wolf.

But he says he’s all right nowooooooh!

Gbat

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple 42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I had a donkey called Thomas. He was awesome.

Totally irrelevant but thought it might help.

MrsAbz

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By *allySlinkyWoman 42 weeks ago

Leeds

"I had a donkey called Thomas. He was awesome.

I wonder if Tom is hung like a donkey ?

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By *icolerobbieCouple 42 weeks ago

walsall

It the time Tom went to the shrink whilst wearing nothing but cling film underpants?

“I can clearly see your nuts”was the doctors response.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple 42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"I had a donkey called Thomas. He was awesome.

I wonder if Tom is hung like a donkey ?"

Well, my donkey was hung but paled into comparison to my horse.

MrsAbz

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By *icolerobbieCouple 42 weeks ago

walsall

"I had a donkey called Thomas. He was awesome.

I wonder if Tom is hung like a donkey ?

Well, my donkey was hung but paled into comparison to my horse.

MrsAbz"

Hanging donkeys is cruel!

What’s going on here!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple 42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"I had a donkey called Thomas. He was awesome.

I wonder if Tom is hung like a donkey ?

Well, my donkey was hung but paled into comparison to my horse.

MrsAbz

Hanging donkeys is cruel!

What’s going on here!"

Meant to keep that kink quiet, oops. He enjoyed it to, I'm sure

MrsAbz

Ps no donkey has come to harm in my care and have lived a spoiled and loved life

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By *icolerobbieCouple 42 weeks ago

walsall

"I had a donkey called Thomas. He was awesome.

I wonder if Tom is hung like a donkey ?

Well, my donkey was hung but paled into comparison to my horse.

MrsAbz

Hanging donkeys is cruel!

What’s going on here!

Meant to keep that kink quiet, oops. He enjoyed it to, I'm sure

MrsAbz

Ps no donkey has come to harm in my care and have lived a spoiled and loved life"

But they shoot horses don’t they?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 42 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Tom keeps having thoughts that he is a Labrador. He went to the psychiatrist and was told to lie on the couch and tell all about it.

He said, But Tom isn't allowed on the couch ....."

I bet that gave him paws for thought.

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By *ir SupremacyMan 42 weeks ago

Bolton

Maybe Tom needs a dog for some guidance.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple 42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"I had a donkey called Thomas. He was awesome.

I wonder if Tom is hung like a donkey ?

Well, my donkey was hung but paled into comparison to my horse.

MrsAbz

Hanging donkeys is cruel!

What’s going on here!

Meant to keep that kink quiet, oops. He enjoyed it to, I'm sure

MrsAbz

Ps no donkey has come to harm in my care and have lived a spoiled and loved life

But they shoot horses don’t they?"

"She asked me to"

MrsAbz

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By *icolerobbieCouple 42 weeks ago

walsall

"I had a donkey called Thomas. He was awesome.

I wonder if Tom is hung like a donkey ?

Well, my donkey was hung but paled into comparison to my horse.

MrsAbz

Hanging donkeys is cruel!

What’s going on here!

Meant to keep that kink quiet, oops. He enjoyed it to, I'm sure

MrsAbz

Ps no donkey has come to harm in my care and have lived a spoiled and loved life

But they shoot horses don’t they?

"She asked me to"

MrsAbz "

Glad you spotted the reference….

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