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"I got married and now have 2 children...
Congratulations 
Why you shocked your the dad  "
Im a dad?!
I know people jest when they call my boobs 'top bollocks' but didnt think my nipples produced sperm |
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"I got an Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.
It's soooo cool 
I got an Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III. Well I got the new edition lol
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Actually I've changed my mind. The best thing to happen this week is a concious decision I've made about how I will continue to use the forums.
This will involve more time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies, Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Lasers Mk. III, stories about the Thalaxian Ambassador and shameless sycophantic flirting with the ladies.
I am now at one with the Forum again... oooommmmmmmmm! |
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"Actually I've changed my mind. The best thing to happen this week is a concious decision I've made about how I will continue to use the forums.
This will involve more time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies, Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Lasers Mk. III, stories about the Thalaxian Ambassador and shameless sycophantic flirting with the ladies.
I am now at one with the Forum again... oooommmmmmmmm! "
I am so pleased for you. Actually,I am awaiting the horny Julie from Parcelforce right now, who will be delivering the new MkIV Annihilator with the new 30 second fake profile warning system which I ordered off Orinoco.
Loaded and Nuts gave it a wicked review last week.. |
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"What the best thing that's happened in the last two weeks? I've been absent and can't be arsed looking over all the old threads  x"
Sod all same ole drivel.... |
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"Actually I've changed my mind. The best thing to happen this week is a concious decision I've made about how I will continue to use the forums.
This will involve more time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies, Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Lasers Mk. III, stories about the Thalaxian Ambassador and shameless sycophantic flirting with the ladies.
I am now at one with the Forum again... oooommmmmmmmm!
I am so pleased for you. Actually,I am awaiting the horny Julie from Parcelforce right now, who will be delivering the new MkIV Annihilator with the new 30 second fake profile warning system which I ordered off Orinoco.
Loaded and Nuts gave it a wicked review last week.. "
Mark IV?!?
I. V. ?!?
MARK. I Fecking V?!?
***RAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEE*** |
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