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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"My head fell off this morning, however I think it's one of those 24hr decapitation's tho so I should be in tomorrow  "
 You'll return to the grind with a fresh mind.... well a fresh head really. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"I've run-out of sick days I'm calling in dead 
I think the wrinkle in your plan is that you're talking on the phone!
That is Whoopi Goldberg: she's ghosting.
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A flawless plan. Enjoy your sick day off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"Cant come into work today as can't be arses I'm sick of working ps I've won million pound on the lottery
I've ask for it pound coin may take some time to count it ."
You could have legit finger fatigue and be in pain doing that. You'd be in the clear, an honest sick day excuse! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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Do you remember at my interview I told you I don't feel myself some days?... Yeah, well the thing is I'm not feeling myself today and won't remember how to do anything. Sorry. |
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"Cant come into work today as can't be arses I'm sick of working ps I've won million pound on the lottery
I've ask for it pound coin may take some time to count it .
You could have legit finger fatigue and be in pain doing that. You'd be in the clear, an honest sick day excuse! "
Good thinking Batman |
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"I'm self employed, calling in sick is a pain
Would you leave yourself a message the night before to listen to in the morning?
Or get an AI voice to do it."
Get your Mum to write a note for your boss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"I'm self employed, calling in sick is a pain
Would you leave yourself a message the night before to listen to in the morning?
Or get an AI voice to do it.
Get your Mum to write a note for your boss "
How should it be worded to be convincing, despite being an utter fib? |
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"I'm self employed, calling in sick is a pain
Would you leave yourself a message the night before to listen to in the morning?
Or get an AI voice to do it.
Get your Mum to write a note for your boss
How should it be worded to be convincing, despite being an utter fib? "
Dear Mr Simply Perfect,
Please allow Simply Perfect a day or two of sick leave. He's been SUCH a brave boy, but the poor mite went out without his big coat on and forgot his scarf. I have told him to wear a vest and tuck it in, but you know young people. They know best.
Anyway. He'll be right as rain soon.
Kind regards,
Mum (struck through)
Mrs S. P.
PS: Will you be home for tea tonight? Love Mum xx |
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By *orny PTMan 42 weeks ago
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"I'm self employed, calling in sick is a pain
Would you leave yourself a message the night before to listen to in the morning?
Or get an AI voice to do it.
Get your Mum to write a note for your boss "
Know any mediums? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"I'm self employed, calling in sick is a pain
Would you leave yourself a message the night before to listen to in the morning?
Or get an AI voice to do it.
Get your Mum to write a note for your boss
How should it be worded to be convincing, despite being an utter fib?
Dear Mr Simply Perfect,
Please allow Simply Perfect a day or two of sick leave. He's been SUCH a brave boy, but the poor mite went out without his big coat on and forgot his scarf. I have told him to wear a vest and tuck it in, but you know young people. They know best.
Anyway. He'll be right as rain soon.
Kind regards,
Mum (struck through)
Mrs S. P.
PS: Will you be home for tea tonight? Love Mum xx "
Thank you so much for letting work know. However, he won't be fit enough to attend tea tonight. The lady in a nurses uniform he met on Fab said she's going to take very very good care of him tonight. (whatever that means) |
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