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By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
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Ello, ello, ello.
So, wonderful people of fab, I ask yourselves, the shagger gods to bestow some wisdom upon me.
I've got a bit of a pisstake profile, which has been great for chatting to people 500 miles away that like that sort of humour, however, not so good at connecting with anyone compatible locally.
I need to change it.
About me:
I have a genuine kink for pleasing my partners sexually, it gives me warm fuzzies. For me sex isn't about just shooting my load, I love all things sexual and intimate with the right person. I've got a bit of a kink for giving orgasms, I want to work her body and mind out and make her feel incredible, this genuinely turns me on.
I like to make passionate sexytime with her brain aswell as her body, but I'd like to meet somebody who would do the same for me.
I'm a bit kinky, I love intense sex and desire, and I like role-playing, exploring, going with the flow, and doing what feels good, im a pretty malleable type of fella you know.
Ideally, I'd be best suited to someone that likes to play for hours.
However, I realise that some of this might sound like "guy lines"
But, how do you get that message across in a profile without sounding arrogant?
How do you get these things across without sounding like guy lines?
How do you show somebody that you are as much about their pleasure because that genuinely makes you feel good, without it sounding like a lie?
I know you obviously need to click with somebody socially aswell, but without finding someone I have a mutual attraction with to even start a convo, I feel like my profile needs addressing first.
I'm very sleep deprived so I'm probably not wording this the best, just being very blunt and to the point.
Thanks for any advice  |
We love a giggle.
Oh, and maybe some shower pics... or a boing video? 
I am sad about the demise of the beard tho! 
I'll probably go back to taking this piss in like 2 days.
(can't unsee it)
