I was fueling up this morning and there was an attractive lady opposite me. I thought to myself, this place is full of innuendos I could use to woo her.
I didn't as I'm a respectful man. But what lines could I have used? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 42 weeks ago
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You could have offered to fill her tank then, like a porn movie, as it got close to full, you could have pulled the nozzle out of the refueling cap and sprayed petrol all over the back of her car while she moaned and gasped.
And then there's the complimentary roller towel to clean up afterwards.
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By *sWyldWoman 42 weeks ago
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"You could have offered to fill her tank then, like a porn movie, as it got close to full, you could have pulled the nozzle out of the refueling cap and sprayed petrol all over the back of her car while she moaned and gasped.
And then there's the complimentary roller towel to clean up afterwards.
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