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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who literally completes your absolute fantasy in every way? Says the right things, says it perfectly, you almost know sex with them would be as good as it gets?"
Yes but you're male  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Not my ultimate fantasy no. But I've spoken to people and thought yeah, this could work really well. It normally does after the first few whatevers (not using meet) are out of the way. Why is the first time never... as explosive? Anyway. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Who literally completes your absolute fantasy in every way? Says the right things, says it perfectly, you almost know sex with them would be as good as it gets?
Yes but you're male "
Like that would actually stop you Ted. Hop on and have the ride of your life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who literally completes your absolute fantasy in every way? Says the right things, says it perfectly, you almost know sex with them would be as good as it gets?"
Yes, but they are fairly illusive. They are friends with me on here, but they are probably inundated with messages so perhaps one day we'll meet up. |
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"Not my ultimate fantasy no. But I've spoken to people and thought yeah, this could work really well. It normally does after the first few whatevers (not using meet) are out of the way. Why is the first time never... as explosive? Anyway."
Try edging them for longer for a larger explosion.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Not my ultimate fantasy no. But I've spoken to people and thought yeah, this could work really well. It normally does after the first few whatevers (not using meet) are out of the way. Why is the first time never... as explosive? Anyway.
Try edging them for longer for a larger explosion.
LvM"
I've never edged anyone in my life sadly, will try and find a manual for it soon.
My point was more... I think sex is better the more you know someone's body. Learn their responses. When they're getting close, what gets them that bit firmer or wetter. You know, more comfortable with a person. If that makes sense?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Perfect in every way? No. But I have met someone that I instantly clicked with and kinda knew the sex would be good.
Unfortunately it’s not very often you come across someone like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once, met her recently too.
However, I don’t believe fab is the right place to meet someone for anything deeper than the reasons we all joined here for so whilst it’s been great fun it can only ever remain as fun. |
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"Yes. Perhaps. Although she's not a forum dweller® (or "forumite", to use the former archaic term).
She thrives on the periphery of the forå...and is rather delicious."
...hang on, what cocksuckery is this now? 'Forum Dweller'?
Was this signed off by the union? I have nearly a decade of filthy poetry that will need to be rewritten!
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"Yes. Perhaps. Although she's not a forum dweller® (or "forumite", to use the former archaic term).
She thrives on the periphery of the forå...and is rather delicious.
...hang on, what cocksuckery is this now? 'Forum Dweller'?
Was this signed off by the union? I have nearly a decade of filthy poetry that will need to be rewritten!
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They're those shorter forumites who live in houses built into hills, with those little round front doors. Very cute.
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"Who literally completes your absolute fantasy in every way? Says the right things, says it perfectly, you almost know sex with them would be as good as it gets?"
They say what they think you want to hear |
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"Yes. Perhaps. Although she's not a forum dweller® (or "forumite", to use the former archaic term).
She thrives on the periphery of the forå...and is rather delicious.
...hang on, what cocksuckery is this now? 'Forum Dweller'?
Was this signed off by the union? I have nearly a decade of filthy poetry that will need to be rewritten!
They're those shorter forumites who live in houses built into hills, with those little round front doors. Very cute.
LvM"
...oh wait I know those ones 
I'm going to do a full 180 on this, 'dweller' is so much more fun to rhyme.
I'm in my dirty limerick renaissance.  |
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"Who literally completes your absolute fantasy in every way? Says the right things, says it perfectly, you almost know sex with them would be as good as it gets?"
Yes we have. And we are now a couple  |
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"Yes. Perhaps. Although she's not a forum dweller® (or "forumite", to use the former archaic term).
She thrives on the periphery of the forå...and is rather delicious.
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...hang on, what cocksuckery is this now? 'Forum Dweller'?
Was this signed off by the union? I have nearly a decade of filthy poetry that will need to be rewritten!
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My dear Caf'du' — just before Christmas some reprobate created a thread about the "ick" and how they hated the term "forumite". I love that term but apparently it's no longer 'in vogue' much to my despair. So now, with a heavy heart and much reluctance, I'm adopting my self-coined term "forum dweller".
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Yes!! The chat, the flirt, the build up was absolutely perfect for me....then on the night of the meet he left me stood on a city centre street alone to go and meet another woman who texted him she was free  I watched him literally skip off down the street to her!!! |
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"Yes. Perhaps. Although she's not a forum dweller® (or "forumite", to use the former archaic term).
She thrives on the periphery of the forå...and is rather delicious.
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...hang on, what cocksuckery is this now? 'Forum Dweller'?
Was this signed off by the union? I have nearly a decade of filthy poetry that will need to be rewritten!
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My dear Caf'du' — just before Christmas some reprobate created a thread about the "ick" and how they hated the term "forumite". I love that term but apparently it's no longer 'in vogue' much to my despair. So now, with a heavy heart and much reluctance, I'm adopting my self-coined term "forum dweller".
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My darling Nerø,
Fuck the people and what they think, blol.
Kisses,
Caf'du'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who literally completes your absolute fantasy in every way? Says the right things, says it perfectly, you almost know sex with them would be as good as it gets?
Yes but you're male
Like that would actually stop you Ted. Hop on and have the ride of your life."
It's the big balls. I can't get enough of the big balls. |
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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
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Forumite(s) is a delightful descriptive word.
Bring it back (despite the fact it never really left). It enhances my limited vocabulary no end.
Now to the crux .
I may have occasionally chatted to Fair Maidens, on here, that I have thought ticked all my box's but unfortunately I've never had the chance to put the theory to the test.
However, a gentleman never tells.
I'm sure one day will come to pass when this very thing happens.
Unfortunately, I suspect, I shall be too tired and fall sound asleep in the corner at a social.
None of us are getting any younger. |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
Maybe 2 year ago yes was going through break up at time (broken up a few months but still living together while she found somewhere) and blew it by moaning about situation and not taking chance. |
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