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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago
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"I bet you could get a tighter squeeze on it. Like when opening pickle jars gloved up.
When my mum couldn't get to a dentist in Covid I put on a pair of Marigolds and pulled out her tooth"
You would be in demand for that service now. Start at the back of the two mile long queue when a new nhs dentist opens up and you'll be rich  |
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over a year ago
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"It doesn’t sound like it would be very pleasant. Too much friction/grip.
Fairy liquid man!"
Turn on. I sometimes wish Nanette Newman were doing it for me.
Hands that do wishes.
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You would be in demand for that service now. Start at the back of the two mile long queue when a new nhs dentist opens up and you'll be rich "
If I gave them a Marigold handjob afterwards I could double my money |
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By *lder.Woman
over a year ago
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You would be in demand for that service now. Start at the back of the two mile long queue when a new nhs dentist opens up and you'll be rich
If I gave them a Marigold handjob afterwards I could double my money"
multi tasking  |
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"It doesn’t sound like it would be very pleasant. Too much friction/grip.
Fairy liquid man!
Turn on. I sometimes wish Nanette Newman were doing it for me.
Hands that do wishes.
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Kim Woodburn would be great. I reckon her filthy chat would be ace |
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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago
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"It doesn’t sound like it would be very pleasant. Too much friction/grip.
Fairy liquid man!
We use an ecologically friendly alternative. I hope this suits you, Sir "
I think it's the friction/grip aspect that's the appeal. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"I remember the man and his marigold fetish in a series, Band of gold I think it was called.
Yes!! This came to mind when I read the op haha.
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Mr Marigold!! He came to a bad end didn't he if I remember right? But he did love his marigolds.
I was going to say if it was someones wish I'd give it a go, but now thinking of Mr Marigold I have gone totally off the idea! |
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"I remember the man and his marigold fetish in a series, Band of gold I think it was called."
Wasn’t it because she had a phobia of germs, and she wouldn’t wank him without the marigolds if i remember |
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"Gloves...dishes!!!
That's what a dishwasher is for
I wonder what a dishwasher would do for the average discerning gent, wanting to get his rocks off? "
When I find one that can fit in, I'll let you know  |
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"Gloves...dishes!!!
That's what a dishwasher is for
I wonder what a dishwasher would do for the average discerning gent, wanting to get his rocks off?
When I find one that can fit in, I'll let you know "
Surely just a table top one is required for the majority of gentlemen sausages?! How big are you thinking?!  |
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"Gloves...dishes!!!
That's what a dishwasher is for
I wonder what a dishwasher would do for the average discerning gent, wanting to get his rocks off?
When I find one that can fit in, I'll let you know
Surely just a table top one is required for the majority of gentlemen sausages?! How big are you thinking?! "
I was thinking big Harold  |
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"Gloves...dishes!!!
That's what a dishwasher is for
I wonder what a dishwasher would do for the average discerning gent, wanting to get his rocks off?
When I find one that can fit in, I'll let you know
Surely just a table top one is required for the majority of gentlemen sausages?! How big are you thinking?!
I was thinking big Harold "
Ah. So more a "12 place servings" one? |
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"I remember the man and his marigold fetish in a series, Band of gold I think it was called."
Haha it was. I still laugh about the scene with my mate in a mock Northern accent when she says "I'm good. No need to worry" |
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At the cinema with a Girlfriend seeing Brad Pitt open the door in Fight Club wearing just marigolds..
Heard ‘oh fuck yes’ under her breath..
Some time later reenacted the inferred spanking and fingering - such a satisfying sound produced when slapping an eager arse…
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