What's the most impressive statement given to you on fab by someone who THINKS there impressing you with there statement. I.e. come out in my new car once I finish investing 5 million for the bank etc lol  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
The ones I get tend to be things along the line of...
Come and join me in my luxury 5 star hotel with minbar and en-suite (as though Ive never stayed in a hotel before)...
I have a hot tub and jacuzzi...(complete with jizz floating on the top)
Im a director of 5 companies and would you like to come and take some notes for me (no but Ill send my secretary round when he's finished doing my filing)....
Oh and several 'Im a doctor's... |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
There was one guy who went on about his verifications and how he made sure each woman had a perfect experience with him, and how generous he was, both with money and in bed.
He didn't live up to any of the statements. |
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"What's the most impressive statement given to you on fab by someone who THINKS there impressing you with there statement. I.e. come out in my new car once I finish investing 5 million for the bank etc lol "
sum guy offered to bring me to spain and pay for everything ,all i had to do was be his companion lol,im not tht gullible |
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"There was one guy who went on about his verifications and how he made sure each woman had a perfect experience with him, and how generous he was, both with money and in bed.
He didn't live up to any of the statements."
I gave u a fiver and came in ur mouth ya ungrateful fuck x |
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"What's the most impressive statement given to you on fab by someone who THINKS there impressing you with there statement. I.e. come out in my new car once I finish investing 5 million for the bank etc lol
sum guy offered to bring me to spain and pay for everything ,all i had to do was be his companion lol,im not tht gullible "
Cum to fife lol pay your own way xx |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"There was one guy who went on about his verifications and how he made sure each woman had a perfect experience with him, and how generous he was, both with money and in bed.
He didn't live up to any of the statements.
I gave u a fiver and came in ur mouth ya ungrateful fuck x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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We had " why don't yous come down to London and ill buy some champagne (cant remember the name he said) for us and then we can take some pictures in my Bentley."
We told him it was a deal if he had 8 cans of Stella and a bottle of lambrini |
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"We had " why don't yous come down to London and ill buy some champagne (cant remember the name he said) for us and then we can take some pictures in my Bentley."
We told him it was a deal if he had 8 cans of Stella and a bottle of lambrini"
Cherry lambrini I hope  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We had " why don't yous come down to London and ill buy some champagne (cant remember the name he said) for us and then we can take some pictures in my Bentley."
We told him it was a deal if he had 8 cans of Stella and a bottle of lambrini
Cherry lambrini I hope "
Oh yeah got to be cherry lambrini and a punch of drum backy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Er... I hope no one mentions promised trips in a time-machine...  "
Who's been getting trips in a time machine?!
I'm stuck building one and they're getting free rides??!!
WORST. BOSS. EVER!!!!!
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"What's the most impressive statement given to you on fab by someone who THINKS there impressing you with there statement. I.e. come out in my new car once I finish investing 5 million for the bank etc lol
sum guy offered to bring me to spain and pay for everything ,all i had to do was be his companion lol,im not tht gullible
Cum to fife lol pay your own way xx "
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