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"And yet here I am, looking old.  "
It's in the moisturiser. Never heard that phrase. So true too, it's so difficult to put an age on most black people. My black mates look fucking awesome for their age.
Except Danny*.
*Name changed to protect the innocent.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"It’s a natural progression, embrace it.
I’m the oldest now that I’ve ever been and it’s scary"
You’re older now than you were when you wrote this though! But you don’t look it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"And yet here I am, looking old.
It's in the moisturiser. Never heard that phrase. So true too, it's so difficult to put an age on most black people. My black mates look fucking awesome for their age.
Except Danny*.
*Name changed to protect the innocent.
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This made me laugh.
But yeah it is in the moisturising. |
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"It’s a natural progression, embrace it.
I’m the oldest now that I’ve ever been and it’s scary
You’re older now than you were when you wrote this though! But you don’t look it"
Ah flattery! Ok, you can get in bed with me but be gentle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"Men age far worse than women, don't worry about it. 
Be careful Meli
True though. I've never seen a black woman complaining about looking old, on the fora before.  "
There will be words exchanged when I see you next |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"It’s a natural progression, embrace it.
I’m the oldest now that I’ve ever been and it’s scary
You’re older now than you were when you wrote this though! But you don’t look it
Ah flattery! Ok, you can get in bed with me but be gentle "
No promises |
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"it's all downhill from here buddy
I’m Black. So not necessarily
true. I'll grow old disgracefully
Continue to *"
I'm already more decrepit than (I don't know where this analogy is going. old age). That'll be interesting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"Oh shush... I always remember one of my mates saying this, there's a couple of them, still looking like they're in their 30s at 50+.
Keep moisturising x"
You’re funny |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"And yet here I am, looking old.
It's in the moisturiser. Never heard that phrase. So true too, it's so difficult to put an age on most black people. My black mates look fucking awesome for their age.
Except Danny*.
*Name changed to protect the innocent.
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Came on to express pity for Danny. Poor Danny. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"it's all downhill from here buddy
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I’m Black. So not necessarily
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I always forget you're black. You 'strut' like a white guy with no rhythm, brother.  "
This is one of your best |
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"Hey! White's alright. I'm definitely only looking approx. 37.5yrs old, not 38 
I’m only here to comment on Black people.
It is (in the US) Black history month, after all. Let's do this salty tears thing again 
I celebrate the US one too because I love any opportunity to celebrate being Black"
hell yeah |
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By *eliWoman 42 weeks ago
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"Hey! White's alright. I'm definitely only looking approx. 37.5yrs old, not 38
I’m only here to comment on Black people.
It is (in the US) Black history month, after all. Let's do this salty tears thing again
I celebrate the US one too because I love any opportunity to celebrate being Black"
Sorry the whites have taken over your thread. Stay strong, fam. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"Hey! White's alright. I'm definitely only looking approx. 37.5yrs old, not 38
I’m only here to comment on Black people.
It is (in the US) Black history month, after all. Let's do this salty tears thing again
I celebrate the US one too because I love any opportunity to celebrate being Black
Sorry the whites have taken over your thread. Stay strong, fam."
Honestly! Can’t have shit in this place  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"And yet here I am, looking old.
GET OUT
Great film
I'm still waiting to hear about your cutlery preferences.
Do you think I look my age?
Oh fuck knows, no idea. You look like you. "
Then I’m not telling you my cutlery preferences. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"And yet here I am, looking old.
GET OUT
Great film
I'm still waiting to hear about your cutlery preferences.
Do you think I look my age?
Oh fuck knows, no idea. You look like you. "
This is such a rude answer btw |
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"And yet here I am, looking old.
GET OUT
Great film
I'm still waiting to hear about your cutlery preferences.
Do you think I look my age?
Oh fuck knows, no idea. You look like you.
This is such a rude answer btw "
Honestly I'm rubbish at estimating ages. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"And yet here I am, looking old.
GET OUT
Great film
I'm still waiting to hear about your cutlery preferences.
Do you think I look my age?
Oh fuck knows, no idea. You look like you.
This is such a rude answer btw
Honestly I'm rubbish at estimating ages. "
Fuck you mrs TMN |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"I don't know what I must've been reading yesterday but it mentioned 'black don't crack and Asian don't raisin' - not sure why it made me chuckle  "
An Asian woman said Asian don’t raisin to me because she looked so good I thought she was 10 years younger than she was. |
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"I don't know what I must've been reading yesterday but it mentioned 'black don't crack and Asian don't raisin' - not sure why it made me chuckle
An Asian woman said Asian don’t raisin to me because she looked so good I thought she was 10 years younger than she was. "
Is that fab 10 years younger or the truth? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"I don't know what I must've been reading yesterday but it mentioned 'black don't crack and Asian don't raisin' - not sure why it made me chuckle
An Asian woman said Asian don’t raisin to me because she looked so good I thought she was 10 years younger than she was.
Is that fab 10 years younger or the truth?"
No fr she looked so good. If she wasn’t married I would’ve embarrassed myself and asked her out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"Bet you've got a lovely soft bum, Pickle
fairly 
When you say fairly, does that mean you have one cheek softer than the other?
It means come find out
Thought you'd never ask!! "
You’re so gonna get it |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x
At 22 I was still getting IDed "
I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x
At 22 I was still getting IDed
I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx"
It’s when they start raging and you’re like just doing my job bro relax |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x
At 22 I was still getting IDed
I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx
It’s when they start raging and you’re like just doing my job bro relax"
So true, like damn get me sacked if you want that’s literally what I want hun |
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"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x
At 22 I was still getting IDed
I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx
It’s when they start raging and you’re like just doing my job bro relax
So true, like damn get me sacked if you want that’s literally what I want hun "
People should take it as a compliment  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x
At 22 I was still getting IDed
The problems that come with having melanin "
Tbf, if I shave my beard (and tache) it knocks a good few years off me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x
At 22 I was still getting IDed
I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx
It’s when they start raging and you’re like just doing my job bro relax
So true, like damn get me sacked if you want that’s literally what I want hun "
Nah you’re actually too funny |
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"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x
At 22 I was still getting IDed
I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx
It’s when they start raging and you’re like just doing my job bro relax
So true, like damn get me sacked if you want that’s literally what I want hun
Nah you’re actually too funny "
We should send some of the youngers over |
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"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x
At 22 I was still getting IDed
I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx"
in the states they basically Id everybody. My MIL loved being carded |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x
At 22 I was still getting IDed
I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx
in the states they basically Id everybody. My MIL loved being carded"
That’s me getting shipped off to the states then xx my manager has already threatened to sack me once this past couple weeks that’ll be her new tactic |
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By *aizyWoman 42 weeks ago
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"At least you haven’t got a baby face and are getting IDed at 22 for stuff you have to be 16 to buy hun x
At 22 I was still getting IDed
I once ided a person in their 30s for something you need to be 18 to buy like oops sorry hun xx
It’s when they start raging and you’re like just doing my job bro relax
So true, like damn get me sacked if you want that’s literally what I want hun "
I would put you in for employee of the month if asked for my ID! |
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"Hey! White's alright. I'm definitely only looking approx. 37.5yrs old, not 38
I’m only here to comment on Black people.
It is (in the US) Black history month, after all. Let's do this salty tears thing again
I celebrate the US one too because I love any opportunity to celebrate being Black
Sorry the whites have taken over your thread. Stay strong, fam.
Honestly! Can’t have shit in this place "
Please lock the door if shitting. And use air freshener  |
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It's a juxtaposition for me.
Some people say to me, we are the same age but you look to young for me. And some will say you are we look the same age but you are too old. Just can't win.
PS coco butter give me spots so I never use it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"It's a juxtaposition for me.
Some people say to me, we are the same age but you look to young for me. And some will say you are we look the same age but you are too old. Just can't win.
PS coco butter give me spots so I never use it. "
I would never use a body lotion on my face anyway. |
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"Black don’t crack ??
I love that this thread is a link up of the mandem
Come on G
You start the threads, we will be there
My man "
Now let's buss a bottle of yac and put on some sidewinder sets
"Let me see the gun fingers" |
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