"Wouldn't the helium have to already be in your lungs for that to work, so you'd be floating already?"
No. My feet would be under the heavy sofa until it was all in my testicles. Then I'd let go of the sofa from my feet x |
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Get one of those helium balloon party kits. Insert the nozzle directly into your anus* and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fizzy lifting drink scene is all yours. 
J
*Do not do this. Even if you want high pitched farts. A+E will laugh at you and tell all their friends. |
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"Get one of those helium balloon party kits. Insert the nozzle directly into your anus* and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fizzy lifting drink scene is all yours.
J
*Do not do this. Even if you want high pitched farts. A+E will laugh at you and tell all their friends. "
Well I like your thinking, but somehow the "Exorcist head" that can reach to my own bum is part of the whole wish thing.
Dunno where it all came from.
It's just part of it x |
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"Get one of those helium balloon party kits. Insert the nozzle directly into your anus* and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fizzy lifting drink scene is all yours.
J
*Do not do this. Even if you want high pitched farts. A+E will laugh at you and tell all their friends.
Well I like your thinking, but somehow the "Exorcist head" that can reach to my own bum is part of the whole wish thing.
Dunno where it all came from.
It's just part of it x"
If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
J |
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"Get one of those helium balloon party kits. Insert the nozzle directly into your anus* and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fizzy lifting drink scene is all yours.
J
*Do not do this. Even if you want high pitched farts. A+E will laugh at you and tell all their friends.
Well I like your thinking, but somehow the "Exorcist head" that can reach to my own bum is part of the whole wish thing.
Dunno where it all came from.
It's just part of it x
If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
J"
And if my mouth can reach my bum
Ceiling - here I come x |
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