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"Watching the sparrows in the back garden from my rocking chair.
J
Watching J with my pervoculars watching the sparrows in the back garden from her rocking chair  ."
Yoga outfit and hair in bunches isn't very perve-worthy. But do knock on and join us for a brew.
J |
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"Watching the sparrows in the back garden from my rocking chair.
J
Watching J with my pervoculars watching the sparrows in the back garden from her rocking chair .
Yoga outfit and hair in bunches isn't very perve-worthy. But do knock on and join us for a brew.
J"
True. Some of those sparrows have got a cheeky little wiggle though  .
Thanks for the brew offer from you both - I've accepted it virtually x |
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Well isn't that just the fucking fuck. The shower did fit, I just had it the wrong way up. The tiniest of differences top to bottom meant it didn't fit.
Thanks a lot to having no up-down arrows resulting in endless drilling, threading screws, lining up, silly looks, swearing, trips back to store, refunds, and more fucking drilling.
5 fucking hrs, I had it on (the wrong way) in 30 mins. |
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Trying to figure out what a song lyrics is and getting puzzled at Google's multiple answers. Sleek as a shriek? A chic? Or a Sheikh as one website would have it. Do any of those words make sense in that context? What's sleek about a shriek? Can I learn how to sleek shriek? |
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"Trying to figure out what a song lyrics is and getting puzzled at Google's multiple answers. Sleek as a shriek? A chic? Or a Sheikh as one website would have it. Do any of those words make sense in that context? What's sleek about a shriek? Can I learn how to sleek shriek?"
I love this! Exactly the kind of rabbit holes my brain goes down |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Trying to figure out what a song lyrics is and getting puzzled at Google's multiple answers. Sleek as a shriek? A chic? Or a Sheikh as one website would have it. Do any of those words make sense in that context? What's sleek about a shriek? Can I learn how to sleek shriek?
I love this! Exactly the kind of rabbit holes my brain goes down "
It's where all my energy goes. My children learned to forage for dinner at an early age... |
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"I’m contentedly reading my book in Costa before going home for steak pie"
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Felix, the spirit of the thread is to be real. Do not ever admit to drinking in Costa™ — embellish it and tell everyone you're in an upmarket Starbucks or middle-ranking Caffé Nero.
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Is it a Steak and Ale pie, perchance? |
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"I’m contentedly reading my book in Costa before going home for steak pie
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Felix, the spirit of the thread is to be real. Do not ever admit to drinking in Costa™ — embellish it and tell everyone you're in an upmarket Starbucks or middle-ranking Caffé Nero.
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Is it a Steak and Ale pie, perchance?"
Nero is definitely above Starbs in the coffee chain league table!
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"Standing in the kitchen in my pants, vest and fluffy socks eating pickled onions from the jar whilst I wait for my chicken Kiev and sweet potato to cook."
Pickled onions. Yum |
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"I’m contentedly reading my book in Costa before going home for steak pie
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Felix, the spirit of the thread is to be real. Do not ever admit to drinking in Costa™ — embellish it and tell everyone you're in an upmarket Starbucks or middle-ranking Caffé Nero.
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Is it a Steak and Ale pie, perchance?"
Ha! I feel it’s my duty to drink among the norms occasionally. You know, crumbs from the top table, allowing them to bathe in the glow of my aura.
Steak and ale, dear chap, yes. A classic. With veg because apparently I’m supposed to and baked beans aren’t vegetables. |
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Chilling on the bed, not watching one of the Star Trek films, writing this message, pondering how meta it is to write about the fact that you are writing the words you are writing....hope I didn't break any fourth walls. |
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"Watching the Equalizer while waiting for my beef to finish cooking. I’m starving
Is that the one with Denzel? Or the original? "
I used to love the original with Edward Woodward. Neither it’s the new series |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"What are you doing RIGHT NOW?
Watching Channel 4 news an hour behind. It's been a busy day!
Is it still the news then? Is it not the olds now? "
That just real nuts |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"I just watched titanic 
I haven't seen it before, feel a bit tearful now!
Do you want spoilers?
Don’t ask. Just give it to her"
^ Stephen "Greenwood" Pickle over here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"I just watched titanic
I haven't seen it before, feel a bit tearful now!
Do you want spoilers?
Don’t ask. Just give it to her
^ Stephen "Greenwood" Pickle over here"
Jesus
I’m over here talking about spoilers and Bellingham over there is trying to virtue signal |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"I just watched titanic
I haven't seen it before, feel a bit tearful now!
Do you want spoilers?
Don’t ask. Just give it to her
^ Stephen "Greenwood" Pickle over here
Jesus
I’m over here talking about spoilers and Bellingham over there is trying to virtue signal"
 Bellingham actually has posters of me on his wall |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"I just watched titanic
I haven't seen it before, feel a bit tearful now!
Do you want spoilers?
Don’t ask. Just give it to her
^ Stephen "Greenwood" Pickle over here
Jesus
I’m over here talking about spoilers and Bellingham over there is trying to virtue signal
Bellingham actually has posters of me on his wall "
He’s from Brum and you’re from Derby. Let’s just be fr for a second  |
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