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So this is to my fellow singles who are left on the shelf today, we may not have steak and blow jobs but we do have pi day!
And remember pi aren't round pi r squared  |
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"Starting to worry about you...  "
Sounds as sane as me. I see no issues here...
Anyone seen a Trianlathlopod larvae crawl past in in the last few minutes? If I don't find it within 30 standard Earth minutes it will spawn, and that ain't good |
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother  "
That's a lot of steak!!!
Got a couple of horses handy?  |
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"Thought you were eating your nuts?
That's what the Trianlathlopod larvae do, then they self fertilize and spawn everywhere... I really do need to find it quick...  "
wt are you actually on????maybe some fresh air will sort ya oot |
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"Thought you were eating your nuts?
That's what the Trianlathlopod larvae do, then they self fertilize and spawn everywhere... I really do need to find it quick...
wt are you actually on????maybe some fresh air will sort ya oot "
Cheers! Mines a Thalaxian ale with a Venus-riser chaser please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thought you were eating your nuts?
That's what the Trianlathlopod larvae do, then they self fertilize and spawn everywhere... I really do need to find it quick...
wt are you actually on????maybe some fresh air will sort ya oot
Cheers! Mines a Thalaxian ale with a Venus-riser chaser please "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So this is to my fellow singles who are left on the shelf today, we may not have steak and blow jobs but we do have pi day!
And remember pi aren't round pi r squared "
PHOARRRRRR if you lived closer to me I would give you steak and a BJ. |
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"That's what the Trianlathlopod larvae do, then they self fertilize and spawn everywhere... I really do need to find it quick...
wt are you actually on????maybe some fresh air will sort ya oot "
It's ok, he's going camping  |
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother "
See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)
Doh! |
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother
See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)
Doh! "
You can come but dont tell the others |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother
See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)
Doh!
You can come but dont tell the others"
I can? Pm me directions and I'm there. lol |
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother
See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)
Doh! "
I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board |
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"That's what the Trianlathlopod larvae do, then they self fertilize and spawn everywhere... I really do need to find it quick...
wt are you actually on????maybe some fresh air will sort ya oot
It's ok, he's going camping "
Cheers SuperR! Hats! I'll need my hats!
Fedora for the fireside and my fez to pull the ladies the next day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother
See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)
Doh!
I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board "
Ah. Now that's an evil plan. Touchè . |
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"So this is to my fellow singles who are left on the shelf today, we may not have steak and blow jobs but we do have pi day!
And remember pi aren't round pi r squared "
That's the second time today I've come across the steak and blow jobs comment. Excuse my hignorance, but what on earth does it mean! (prepares to be totally humiliated now)!!!  |
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother "
There would be a very long queue, right round the block. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So this is to my fellow singles who are left on the shelf today, we may not have steak and blow jobs but we do have pi day!
And remember pi aren't round pi r squared
That's the second time today I've come across the steak and blow jobs comment. Excuse my hignorance, but what on earth does it mean! (prepares to be totally humiliated now)!!! "
It means you make a man a steak. Then when he's eaten it, you give him a bj. It's only fair with women having Valentines day |
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother
See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)
Doh!
I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board "
Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So this is to my fellow singles who are left on the shelf today, we may not have steak and blow jobs but we do have pi day!
And remember pi aren't round pi r squared
That's the second time today I've come across the steak and blow jobs comment. Excuse my hignorance, but what on earth does it mean! (prepares to be totally humiliated now)!!! "
It's the make version of valentines day, all women should buy their partners a steak and give them a blowjob
All single females must give them to the first person to inform them of the glorious day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother
See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)
Doh!
I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board
Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x "
Here I come to save the day ! I'll have my steak rare please . Thank you in advance  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother
See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)
Doh!
I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board
Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x "
I need to move!  |
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother
See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)
Doh!
I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board
Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x
I need to move! "
Lol! Just looked at your pics. You're rockin the specs btw x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother
See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)
Doh!
I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board
Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x
I need to move!
Lol! Just looked at your pics. You're rockin the specs btw x "
Thanks!! You clearly live up to your username!!
My specs are worth their weight in gold for chatting up the girl |
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother
See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)
Doh!
I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board
Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x
I need to move!
Lol! Just looked at your pics. You're rockin the specs btw x
Thanks!! You clearly live up to your username!!
My specs are worth their weight in gold for chatting up the girl "
I bet. I'm a fellow spec wearer x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother
See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)
Doh!
I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board
Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x
I need to move!
Lol! Just looked at your pics. You're rockin the specs btw x
Thanks!! You clearly live up to your username!!
My specs are worth their weight in gold for chatting up the girl
I bet. I'm a fellow spec wearer x "
Oi less of that furniture face and get my steak on!  |
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"I was going to offer all the single guys to come to mine tonight for a blow job, but dont think i will bother
See what you did? This lady was going to give us an offer (we couldn't refuse)
Doh!
I was hoping to create a diversion... All the other single guys would go get pies I'd get all the steaks and blowjobs ..... Back to the drawing board
Ah bless, I'm lacking a chap to give a blow job too and I cook a mean steak. Too far away tho x
I need to move!
Lol! Just looked at your pics. You're rockin the specs btw x
Thanks!! You clearly live up to your username!!
My specs are worth their weight in gold for chatting up the girl
I bet. I'm a fellow spec wearer x
Oi less of that furniture face and get my steak on! "
Have you invited yourself? I expect you want the bj as well? Would sir like that for starter or pudding? X |
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