spin off from someone else's comment. (No I'm not suggesting anything happening that would be against site rules, this is a hypothetical)
If Amazon existed for sex, what would it look like? Good, bad, and grim? |
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By *eliWoman 42 weeks ago
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Grim. Like here but with more lamppost pissing, more expectation, more graphic ratings and more unsatisfied users when their desired items are never in stock for them.
It's hard to imagine more than Fab but I think it could exist. |
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"“Alexa, Fancy a Fuck?”"
"Sure. Here are the top five most purchased within a twenty mile radius of your location. If you upgrade to Prime Pricks and Pussy, we can include most recent STI checks and kinks in your descriptions. Say Upgrade to Prime Pricks and Pussy to continue" |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"They usually stick it through the letter box or leave it in the outside bin, that would be interesting. "
Throw it over the hedge after stomping on it a few times. I think the phrase is "had a tough paper round".  |
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"spin off from someone else's comment. (No I'm not suggesting anything happening that would be against site rules, this is a hypothetical)
If Amazon existed for sex, what would it look like? Good, bad, and grim?"
well, I’ve had no problems with their delivery service, so at least they come on time |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"This item comes in packaging that shows the contents. Would you like us to put it in a box to disguise this?
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Would you like your item gift wrapped?
Yes. Yes, please |
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By *eliWoman 42 weeks ago
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"Rose, it's a Sunday. Some people would say it's the Lord's Day. Why are you disturbing my peace like this?
Hey, I was restrained. I stopped myself from listing the Fabbers it might recommend …"
Do it. Go on. Embrace the chaos. Fuck being restrained. Would love to read that... |
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By *bi HaiveMan 42 weeks ago
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"spin off from someone else's comment. (No I'm not suggesting anything happening that would be against site rules, this is a hypothetical)
If Amazon existed for sex, what would it look like? Good, bad, and grim?"
The delivery drivers would be less likely to be the miserable bastards they often are now.
I suspect they'd be more punctual too. |
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There would be an awful lot more expectation vs reality reviews 
Not. Amused.
