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Pah and harrumph!
It is my Ranty Thursday avatar I have no control over it. It is how it must be.
Normal bot avatar service will return tomorrow, sorry for the inconvenience.
In the meantime please enjoy my other arse (Invictus) |
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"Funky pweaasssseeeeee change it back. You look frightfully unsexy and my fantasy 3some of you an Viccie Boy may need tweaking!! "
It's out of my hands, all we can do is pray to the Gods of the forums to remove the curse that has been put upon me.
I have been punished for enjoying rant threads |
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"If SOMEONE doesn't ask about my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III soon I will change mine back to the swimming costume!!! "
Hi! Tell me about this Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III I'm intrigued. |
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"If SOMEONE doesn't ask about my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III soon I will change mine back to the swimming costume!!!
Hi! Tell me about this Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III I'm intrigued. "
I'm so glad you asked AT FECKING LAST.
It's sooo cool.
It's a laser.
.
.
.
......that shoots timewasters.
You're impressed, I can tell... |
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"If SOMEONE doesn't ask about my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III soon I will change mine back to the swimming costume!!!
Hi! Tell me about this Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III I'm intrigued.
I'm so glad you asked AT FECKING LAST.
It's sooo cool.
It's a laser.
.
.
.
......that shoots timewasters.
You're impressed, I can tell..."
It's ooook I suppose. I always preferred your Acme 32-Watt Single Bi Fem Fake Illuminator Ray Gun Mk. V. It made better toasted marshmallows. |
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"If SOMEONE doesn't ask about my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III soon I will change mine back to the swimming costume!!!
Hi! Tell me about this Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III I'm intrigued.
I'm so glad you asked AT FECKING LAST.
It's sooo cool.
It's a laser.
.
.
.
......that shoots timewasters.
You're impressed, I can tell...
It's ooook I suppose. I always preferred your Acme 32-Watt Single Bi Fem Fake Illuminator Ray Gun Mk. V. It made better toasted marshmallows. "
I accidentally left it at a club when I had to make a sharp exit over a little misunderstanding involving a ladies bottom and a can of squirty cream |
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"If SOMEONE doesn't ask about my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III soon I will change mine back to the swimming costume!!!
Hi! Tell me about this Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III I'm intrigued.
I'm so glad you asked AT FECKING LAST.
It's sooo cool.
It's a laser.
.
.
.
......that shoots timewasters.
You're impressed, I can tell...
It's ooook I suppose. I always preferred your Acme 32-Watt Single Bi Fem Fake Illuminator Ray Gun Mk. V. It made better toasted marshmallows. "
Mmmmmmm! Marshmallows!! |
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"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!
...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.
I got this "
please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it |
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"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!
...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.
I got this
please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it "
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .
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"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!
...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.
I got this
please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .
"
It was a special offer for new members of my bum fan club a few months ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!
...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.
I got this
please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .
It was a special offer for new members of my bum fan club a few months ago "
But surely as your employee ( a very LOYAL and WILLING one might i add!! ) I should be entitled to a special one on one session |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!
...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.
I got this
please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .
It was a special offer for new members of my bum fan club a few months ago "
with a pencil sharpener and a rose lol |
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"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!
...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.
I got this
please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .
It was a special offer for new members of my bum fan club a few months ago
But surely as your employee ( a very LOYAL and WILLING one might i add!! ) I should be entitled to a special one on one session "
With a ruler? I'm confused again... |
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"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!
...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.
I got this
please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .
It was a special offer for new members of my bum fan club a few months ago
with a pencil sharpener and a rose lol"
Indeed xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!
...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.
I got this
please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .
It was a special offer for new members of my bum fan club a few months ago
with a pencil sharpener and a rose lol
Indeed xxx"
and I believe I got a grope of your bum in too!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"PHOOT! PHOOT! PHOOOOOOOOT!
...don't panic. Just shooting a tomewaster with my Acme 42-Watt Timewaster Annihilator Laser Mk. III.
I got this
please sort it Invictus, I know you will, I have a bendy ruler to prove it
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Bendy Ruler . . . .
It was a special offer for new members of my bum fan club a few months ago
But surely as your employee ( a very LOYAL and WILLING one might i add!! ) I should be entitled to a special one on one session
With a ruler? I'm confused again... "
Yes - a special employer/employee ruler spanking session
Though which way round is yet to be confirmed |
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