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You know you've given up finding someone on fab when....
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"It's easier to make plans to spend the weekend in your pj's, drinking wine, and chatting to the cat vs going out
The above, plus the forum holds more interest than your inbox! Lol"
I feel like the cat deserves a treat in this scenario as well. |
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"It's easier to make plans to spend the weekend in your pj's, drinking wine, and chatting to the cat vs going out
The above, plus the forum holds more interest than your inbox! Lol"
Haha. This is forever true.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"You prefer the cut and thrust of debate in forums to the mind-numbing monotony of sending emails into the void  "
Oh the tension of waiting for that yellow box to turn white.... Knowing you've got sod all chance of getting a reply  |
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"You prefer the cut and thrust of debate in forums to the mind-numbing monotony of sending emails into the void
Oh the tension of waiting for that yellow box to turn white.... Knowing you've got sod all chance of getting a reply "
Then see later they have been let down by a blank profile! |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"You prefer the cut and thrust of debate in forums to the mind-numbing monotony of sending emails into the void
Oh the tension of waiting for that yellow box to turn white.... Knowing you've got sod all chance of getting a reply
Then see later they have been let down by a blank profile! "
Ouch! |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"You forget you've blocked men from messaging because it's so lovely and peaceful
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Solitude is such a Wand-a-ful experience."
Don't own a wand or vibrator  |
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"You prefer the cut and thrust of debate in forums to the mind-numbing monotony of sending emails into the void
Oh the tension of waiting for that yellow box to turn white.... Knowing you've got sod all chance of getting a reply
Then see later they have been let down by a blank profile!
Ouch! "
Ah, the many micro-humiliations of Fab! |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"When you start sucking anonymous penis through hole in your door
I haven't done that.....yet!"
Don’t, it’s a nightmare swapping the door out when friends/famiky visit! |
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"You forget you've blocked men from messaging because it's so lovely and peaceful
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Solitude is such a Wand-a-ful experience.
Don't own a wand or vibrator "
So your the one! I had heard stories of a woman without the need for a sex toy but just dismissed it as urban legend |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"You've already made plans with what you're going to spend the weekend doing around the house."
Think this is just the usual for everyone without the thread context, but it still applies I think lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"You forget you've blocked men from messaging because it's so lovely and peaceful
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Solitude is such a Wand-a-ful experience.
Don't own a wand or vibrator
So your the one! I had heard stories of a woman without the need for a sex toy but just dismissed it as urban legend"
 I'm sure a vast number of women away from Fab don't own one! |
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"You've already made plans with what you're going to spend the weekend doing around the house.
Think this is just the usual for everyone without the thread context, but it still applies I think lol."
Oh you are not wrong.
The back up plan is finishing chores around the house. |
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"My womaniser + charger live on the other side of my bed.. Along with a bouncy yoga ball that i have no idea where else to keep! "
Is it just me that’s having some vivid thoughts about you combining the two now? |
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"My womaniser + charger live on the other side of my bed.. Along with a bouncy yoga ball that i have no idea where else to keep!
Is it just me that’s having some vivid thoughts about you combining the two now?"
It is something that is often requested - along with shower +watersports the only thing that yoga ball hasn't done is yoga! |
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"Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people"  .i was just to say that
Great lurkers think alike my Fred x.exactly but i do get a modicum of success "
Yeah. It works well enough. And I'm even fussier than ever this time round, so I've planned on it taking longer. |
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"Lurking and posting on The Lounge is more fulfilling than messaging the "sex people" .i was just to say that
Great lurkers think alike my Fred x.exactly but i do get a modicum of success
Yeah. It works well enough. And I'm even fussier than ever this time round, so I've planned on it taking longer. "
patience is the key lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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..you've built up a fortress around you to prevent negative experiences from happening, making it easier to label all people and give up on the sex consoling yourself with the thought that "I know it's not going to work out," and missing out on opportunities to meet new people by intentionally blocking them. Choosing to talk about nobody being available and binging on Netflix.
...or you feel like you have to settle and send feelers out everywhere, vut then doubt yourself because even the blank profiles blanked you. |
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You spend 6 hours browsing for pillows instead of replying to messages.
I just can't seem to find the perfect combination of size, firmness and hypoallergenic qualities.
I guess there's nothing quite like a peachy bum to rest my head on. So I'm back, got my prime subscription - now to check the reviews and delivery options. |
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